First things first. My cum face drive of shame. I forgot to put the pics up. Really, this was my highlight of the week. I think about it all the time and probably will for the next month. It indeed was one of the greatest fucks ever, and I didn't even cum. How does that even happen? I have no clue, but I'd do it again a hundred times.
So, yes, I sucked Connors dick. 3 times. I am sure I'll suck it again when I'm bored. He is an attractive guy. His body is good, dick so so, but he doesn't have that spark, if you know what I mean. He has a set of balls, though. He ejaculates more sperm than most guys will ever dream of. I'd say he is in the top five for me, and I have seen thousands of guys blow their load. Not many guys can make me swallow when they dump a load of nut in my mouth because it's more than my mouth can hold. I had to swallow twice the first time he ran a load of jizz down my throat. It was basically a meal in the form of sperm. Hence the reason I will probably be sucking on the head of his cock in the near future. Other than that, don't get your hopes up. Will I fuck him? Yes, I will. Strangely enough, it's not the thought of fucking him that turns me on. It's the thought of an 18 yr old emptying himself inside of me that turns my pussy into a slip and slide. I won't cum. He won't last that long. I suppose if he did, I would. But he won't. Giving him blowjobs has lasted a minute, if that. The first one was under 30 seconds. So why 3 blowjobs? I admit, I enjoyed making him cum so fast. It's fun, and I have definitely fingered myself off afterward. After the first one, I was very intrigued with the amount of sperm he fed me. Sometimes when it's a lot of cum, it can make a girl gag. It's slimy, it's hot, it has multiple textures, and the smell can get overpowering with some guys. He was triple the amount of most good ejaculations. However, I enjoyed all of the above. I liked being made to swallow so I could make more room. So after we sat around for 10 minutes, I showed him my tits, let him get his hands on them, and his cock went straight back up in the air. I sat on a dining room chair, he stood in front of me, and I sucked a second load out of him. It was only a one swallow before finishing him off, but it was still a considerable load, especially for cum number 2. I patted him on the ass and sent him home. I could smell his cum on my breath till the following day. I burped once, and I could swear there was sperm on my chin. It was that strong. More masturbation motivation for me, so all was good. Then yesterday, he came around, and I just came out and asked him if he was trying to get his dick sucked, and he looked like a kid stealing candy in a candy store. I took him in the bedroom, laid down with my head over the edge of the bed, and let him fuck my throat. Under a minute and he gave me another huge load. I like this kid. He's fun. But he isn't going to make me beg for his dick. I am no longer in this for anyone but me anymore, so unless you're making me see stars and begging you to knock me up, you end up as the sideshow. Don't feel bad for him. He's getting his dick sucked like he will never again. Plus, he will get his dick fucked like he will never again. I'm sure it will be some time this week. I do like being the neighborhood "Mrs. Robison."
I'll talk about my time at a local restaurant with some pretty catty people on the next post, as well as my New Years' Eve fuck in a parking lot.
Happy New Year, two days late. Four dicks, 4 different guys, who knows how many loads of nut are still soaking up inside my guts. I lost count, but it's all good. I had a wild ride from the 28th on. All good, well, a few bumps but nothing serious. If there is one thing I know how to do is to keep my ass in the driver's seat when it seems impossibly bumpy. We will get to it all.
First, yes, I didn't post for almost a week. Why? I had things going on. Family in the house, guests, constantly showing up, grandkids running around everywhere. Was it a good time? Without a doubt. The 28th on, I was all by myself, and I soaked that shit up. Call it a recharge.
Best time I had since my last post? That's easy. I cheated. As in really cheated. Not kind of. I flat out deceptively cheated for no other reason than my own sexual gratification. And I wouldn't have confessed had I not been caught. A quick rundown. I was with my boyfriend and promised to spend the day with him. I have been avoiding him lately. He gets clingy. I don't know why. He can fuck anyone he wants. I'll even masturbate to the stories if he does. Anyway, where were we? Cheating. So he was making us an early dinner, ready at 4 and all that good stuff. Then Bob texted me a picture of his hard dick and said it needed my attention immediately. I had to go. I needed to go. I went. I told my boyfriend that I was going to Publix to get dessert, and when he offered to go with me, I said I wanted it to be a surprise. I shouldn't have said that because that made him super happy for some reason. Straight to Bob's, I went. Bob promptly fucked me in every hole repeatedly. When I talked, he shoved his cock in my mouth. When I was about to cum Bob slipped his dick out of my pussy and shoved it in my ass. When I begged him to dump his sperm in my rectum, he pulled out and shot his load all over my face and in my mouth. I never came, and I thought he would fuck me again, but instead, he asked me to leave, said he had friends to get together with. I told him that I really needed him to make me cum. He told me to masturbate in front of him. That is what I did. A 50 plus-year-old woman being ordered to rub one out by a 24 yr old and doing it. I am that chick. I love being that chick. I rubbed it out with his jizz still dripping off my chin. He told me it was time to go, so I started cleaning up. He said no. Just go as you are. I did. I walked out of his place with wet stains on my face and all over my shirt.
When I got home, I had most of the sperm off of my face, but I might as well have just left it there. My boyfriend knew immediately that I had been just used repeatedly as someone's fuck hole. I probably should have gotten him his dessert. It didn't matter because he said he could smell the jizz. That seemed to make him the angriest. How mad was he? He left immediately. Took his food with him. I haven't heard from him since. Too bad, I would have fucked him silly if he stayed. Instead, I broke out a toy one of you sent to me and fucked all of my holes with that. I came so hard I did it a second time. Then I did it a third time after I sat around and thought about how Bob used me like a sex doll. What turned me on the most was when he shoved his cock in my mouth and said, "Quit talking." Why that turns me on is somewhat a mystery. I think I am a big fan of being someone's sex toy. Especially someone more than half my age.
That is the highlight of my pre-new years eve. The next is Connor. Yes, I drank an 18 yr olds sperm three times. All in under an hour. I'll get to that next. Plus, I want to run down the angry people's uppity stance on my audacity to be in their presence. Catch you in a bit if I haven't bored you to death by now.
I sucked a dick last night and got a thick protein shake for my efforts. Yay for me! First things first... I feel good today, so another round of "yay!" for me. Anyway, good morning everyone! I have a date today, an early one at that. So I have to make this a brief one.
Last night. Bob showed up, sat on the couch, told me to take his dick out, and proceeded to tell me exactly what he wanted me to do. I love it when guys get directional. I have no idea what it feels like, so the best policy is to tell me exactly what it is I can do that summons your sperm the best way possible. He did just that. It was somewhat different than what I expected but a huge fucking turn-on all the same. What finished him off, or at least we spent the most time doing, was me rubbing that V spot on the underneath side of the head of his dick with my thumb and licking the underside of his cock right where it comes together with his balls. He has this little spot. It's almost like a mechanical joint. When his dick is hard, I can feel it. He really likes that licked and rubbed. Actually, he had me spend more time rubbing both spots on his dick than he did anything else. So, more of a handjob than a blowjob. I'm good with that. I wanted to suck his sperm out when he came but wanted to do something else. He had me go excruciatingly slow with my hands. So slow, I don't even know how it was possible to cum. Then again, I don't have a dick, so I am not speaking from a position of knowledge. If I had one wish granted to me, forget money, all that crap, give me a penis. Why? After watching him cum last night, I desperately need to experience that. Right before the jizz starts to pump, it seems to me that there is this near-death intense moment. I want that so bad. I'm not complaining about my orgasms, they are definitely near-death intense. But to have a dick that somehow gets harder and fatter at that moment and to feel sperm pumping through it... I need to feel that. If I were magically granted a cock and balls, I would still want my pussy. Just place the cock and balls above the clit, there's room, and I'm good. How in the fuck did I get to this point in this update? No idea. Now I'm going to be thinking about having my own cock for the rest of the day. Fuck me. Well, that's what is about to happen, so I will catch you all after I get completely and thoroughly knocked up by an actual, very large, magnificent, non-imaginary penis.
Oh, real quick. His cum plopped out the cum hole of his dick and onto his belly. Some ran down his dick. He took a video of me licking it up and eating it. I will try to get that on here, but it may have to go on bt34gg, which all of you should know by now is free, and you should go there as I made it just for OF subscribers when they changed the rules in regards to ID requirements. There is some good stuff there, so check it out. The password is still ( christmasbbc ) Don't use the ( ) I know someone will try.
Bob called. He wants his dick sucked. I don't feel the greatest. I told him that. He still wants his dick sucked. I want to suck his dick. It's a win-win. Fuck me. I can't say no to that penis. I don't want to say no to that penis. He is still taking me out tomorrow, so hopefully, I will be fully recovered. I feel like I will be, and he will pump a baby all up inside of me. Well, not really, that's impossible, but it doesn't hurt to try.
I put up selfy pics on this post. Kind of got stuck with that today. I like selfy pics though but only if they aren't edited or obviously staged.
I briefly talked to Connor today. I thought he was going to avoid me after I groped his dick the other day. I was worried he was all talk and no cock. I am still shocked by the number of guys who talk a big game, but when it cums time to put the cock up in my guts, they get all shy. But Connor went out of his way to catch me today. He let me know he would be stopping by tomorrow to catch up on where we left off. I had to inform him tomorrow wasn't going to work. I didn't tell him I was going to get bred by the stud that owns me. I figured that might be just a bit too much for his 18 yr old ego. No point in stressing him out. Hopefully, I won't be too stretched out. Hopefully, he is going to go through with it this time. I am somewhat obsessed with the thought of him putting his dick inside of me. I admit it. I like the thought that I was 35 when he slipped out of his mom's box. Whatever, it's legal. Guys do it all the time. Or at least they dream about it. At least I get it done. It's got me on this new thing now. That's how this crap works for me. It starts with one thing then moves on to something bigger, more outrageous. I can't make it happen, but I have been searching pornhub for teacher/student videos. I don't know why but it makes me swampy wet thinking about a whole class of students who know that I like fresh student dick. I have this mental picture of what their cocks would look like. All shiny new, fresh and hard, standing straight up pressed against their belly. In my mind, the cum would taste super fresh, like farmers' market-fresh. Oh, Christ, I need to quit. Not only am I getting very weird and creepy, but I'm also turning myself on, which makes it even more bizarre. So catch you all in a while.
Bob called. He wants his dick sucked. I don't feel the greatest. I told him that. He still wants his dick sucked. I want to suck his dick. It's a win-win. Fuck me. I can't say no to that penis. I don't want to say no to that penis. He is still taking me out tomorrow, so hopefully, I will be fully recovered. I feel like I will be, and he will pump a baby all up inside of me. Well, not really, that's impossible, but it doesn't hurt to try.
I am stuck with selfy pics today. How things go when you have a cold. Don't want to pass it on.
I briefly talked to Connor today. I thought he was going to avoid me after I groped his dick the other day. I was worried he was all talk and no cock. I am still shocked by the number of guys who talk a big game, but when it cums time to put the cock up in my guts, they get all shy. But Connor went out of his way to catch me today. He let me know he would be stopping by tomorrow to catch up on where we left off. I had to inform him tomorrow wasn't going to work. I didn't tell him I was going to get bred by the stud that owns me. I figured that might be just a bit too much for his 18 yr old ego. No point in stressing him out. Hopefully, I won't be too stretched out. Hopefully, he is going to go through with it this time. I am somewhat obsessed with the thought of him putting his dick inside of me. I admit it. I like the thought that I was 35 when he slipped out of his mom's box. Whatever, it's legal. Guys do it all the time. Or at least they dream about it. At least I get it done. It's got me on this new thing now. That's how this crap works for me. It starts with one thing then moves on to something bigger, more outrageous. I can't make it happen, but I have been searching pornhub for teacher/student videos. I don't know why but it makes me swampy wet thinking about a whole class of students who know that I like fresh student dick. I have this mental picture of what their cocks would look like. All shiny new, fresh and hard, standing straight up pressed against their belly. In my mind, the cum would taste super fresh, like farmers' market-fresh. Oh, Christ, I need to quit. Not only am I getting very weird and creepy, but I'm also turning myself on, which makes it even more bizarre. So catch you all in a while.
These pics are from yesterday, I was feeling under the weather, but I felt like doing a few anyway. Made me feel better for about an hour, then it hit me, and I was totally out of gas. Such is life, but what a difference a day makes. Kids left me with a cold, and now it appears I have left the cold in my rearview mirror as well. So happy days and blue skies for that. My dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. It's a joke. We all lived. Anyway, what's new? I looked up that chick that threw a hissy fit on the airplane at the old guy. She used to be hot back in the day when she did playboy. I would have licked her clean for sure. Is she bat shit insane? Absolutely. Most of these chicks are. They blame anxiety for everything. Which, in many cases, is the code word for drug and alcohol issues, but I'm rambling. I say stick a dick in her mouth, pump her full of sperm, and the anxiety will melt away. Just saying. I know when I'm anxious, it's usually for a dick. Or a pussy, I'll take the occasional pussy now and then as well. I have anxiety right now. I am very anxious to taste Connors's cock and even more anxious to feel my mechanic's dick bottomed out in my bottom.
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I have two entirely different plans for both guys. Listen to me, making plans with guys I don't even know if I will spend more than 2 minutes with much less fuck them. Sounds very presumptive of me. Oh well, let's pretend that I know that I will be getting bred by the both of them. Here is how I want it to go down. I want to absolutely destroy Connor sexually. I want to make him my 18 yr old puppy who will lick my ass on command. I want to make him empty his testicles in me, on me, around me, everywhere, and in five minutes or less. I want to make him cum so hard and so often and so fast he will never be able to see another chick the same way. For the rest of his life, I want him to remember me whenever he is about to get some lame pussy that will never compete. I will do things to him, for him, that no one else ever will, and he will beg for those things for the rest of his long life but most likely never get or feel again. I know, very mean, very cruel, but fuck, the thought of having him following me around everywhere I go sniffing my ass trying to get at my pussy is a massive turn-on. I hope he doesn't have the dick of a god because Bob is my owner, and I am still super into being owned by Bob. I'm reasonably assured he doesn't, as I have felt Connors cock. My guess is 6 inches, give or take a few.
Then I have my mechanic. Kind of reverse the above. Except I want him to be married. I want him to want me more than whoever he is with. I want him to dump his sperm in my guts every time. Why? Because it screams, I want to pump a baby in you because I like fucking you more than her. Fuck, I've said it before. I'll repeat it. I'm bizarre. I don't care. It is making me wet thinking about it. I want to be fucked in the car, in his shop, in his house, in a pool, and I want it to be super sexy and hot. Kissing, romance, all that goofy stuff. But he has to stay married or at the very least have a live-in girlfriend. Does that even make sense? Probably not, but that's how I picture it. Or at least how I want to imagine it.
What about Bob? The sole owner of my pussy at the moment. And my pussy needs to be taken out and exercised like yesterday. Bob did not disappear. I did sneak out one afternoon when he called, and I sucked him off in the car. Then I returned home and baked more cookies with his sperm still sticky in my throat. I love Bob's dick. I would marry his cock if that were a thing. Does Bob know about my other guys? He doesn't ask, and I don't tell, and I don't ask about who else is enjoying his cock, and he doesn't tell. As long as he shares his dick with me, I don't care. I will do whatever Bob tells me to do as long as I get to enjoy his penis. It's that simple. I don't want to kiss Bob, but I do want to kiss Bob's cock. Does that explain our relationship a little better? Probably not. I'll see Bob tomorrow. Bob has one downfall: he has little interest in fucking my ass. He has fucked my ass, several times but it's been a while. He is fixated on me swallowing his sperm without spilling a drop. He tells me to suck him until he is soft then I'm done. I do it. I want to do it. I'll keep doing it as long as he will allow me. But I would like to feel his nut deep in my colon a few times as well. Just saying. Now you know the story and status of my triangle of cock. Keep you posted.
Catch you all in a bit!
Itās Tuesday, itās still 2021, and I still have time to get some strange dick. I donāt want to overthink it. My friends annoy me by overthinking. They spend more time wondering what guys think than guys spend actually thinking. Just saying. I keep staring out the window at Connorās house. I feel like I would look good with his dick in my mouth. He talked a big game, but when it was my turn to play, he has kind of backed down. I wonder what makes him nervous about breeding me? Iām not expecting the fuck of my life. I would be happy if he just let me suck him off. Itās not the physical part of the sex Iām after here. Itās the knowing that I am the lady they make movies about. Stifflerās mom. I want to be Stifflerās mom. I want everyone in the neighborhood to know it. Plus, I have touched that 18 yr old cock. Now I want to taste the sperm that I need to work out of it even if it takes only 30 seconds. I can almost feel his cock in my hand just thinking about it. Hopefully, he will cum to his senses and let me do my thing to his cock. Who knows, though. This younger generation is quirky as fuck.
I was listening to some guy I know bitch about his girlfriendās choices for just about everything. He doesnāt like her new car, and he hates her TV shows, is not a fan of her favorite restaurants, doesnāt like her choice of clothes. He said she makes stupid choices all the way around. I reminded him that she chose him. He told me to fuck off. I also reminded him how hot she was, and she could rethink her choice anytime with another at any given time. He said good point. I said maybe I should move in on her and see if I could get her to change her choice on whether she is gay or not. He told me just to keep my distance. I think he will be more accepting of her choices in the future.
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I like being able to switch from straight to gay in an instant. It keeps me stocked up on options. I admit it. If dick werenāt so perfectly awesome, I would be gay full-time. Sadly though, pussy just canāt keep my own pussy happy, full time. Dick, however, can. I can hold a dick in my hand, watch it grow, watch it shrink, watch it spit sperm. I can put it inside me, and I can put it in my mouth. I can lick it like a lollypop, and it cums with a bonus set of testicles. Some girls hate balls, but I love them. They fascinate me. Probably the same way a vagina fascinates you. I like knowing that I can do things to a dick that makes them give their sperm whether they want to or not. I canāt really do any of that to a vagina. I love eating vagina, especially when itās attached to a body to die for. But after a week or two, I need a dick deep inside of me doing its absolute best to pump a baby in my guts. Come on, Connor. Step it up, and let us get this breeding out of the way, kiddo. Hell, Iāll even lick a pussy while you slip it in me from behind. That would be a win-win for everyone.
My friend has 5 cats. I donāt get it. Why do chicks gravitate towards cats? Personally, I am a dog chick. Big dogs. I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, donāt listen, donāt come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when theyāre home, they want to be left alone and or sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. Just saying. I am very okay with my guys running around all night. I am very okay if they want to get their dick sucked by a sexy little bitch. I prefer they stick their dick in her so I can taste her later when he gets home. Again, I know Iām weird. Nothing turns me on more than a musty, previously fucked penis in my face. Except tasting said musty, previously fucked penis. That makes me even happier. I can assure you, many a boyfriend has unknowingly tasted the remnants of another manās cock that plundered my pussy an hour beforehand. I love it when they tell me how they love how wet I am. The dummies. Just saying. Iād tell them, but guys have this thing about their girlfriends getting fucked by their friends.
The year was 2006; the setting was my studio; the set was my dungeon; the guy was the owner of a foot-long dick. It was big, black, and I could almost taste it when he sank it in my guts. Check this video out on bt34gg.com I am pretty sure you will like it. The password is now christmasbbc For those who donāt know bt34gg is a free add-on site for subscribers to my onlyfans. It is where I put videos that donāt adhere to the new ID policies put in place. No ads or anything stupid. Just plug in the password and nothing but my xxx videos. Anyway, I was getting bred by BBC long before getting bred by BBC was cool. Just saying. In fact, if anyone remembers Jon Jon, I did a few videos with him and he was in a ton of big production videos, he was the first dude to fuck my ass and leave a load in it. No, that wasnāt on film, it was after a night of hanging out on the town in LA. It was an ass stretching experience as he had a big ass dick as well. Needless to say, after Jon Jon, getting my ass greased by jizz was what I was all about. Nobody really measured up to him, so it was so much easier to do. I never filmed an anal scene for any of the studios and only you folks here on Onlyfans have ever scene my anal scenes. Of course, they are homemade and not professionally filmed but those are the best kind of porn scenes to see anyway! Iām blabbing on and on so check it out at bt34gg.com again the password is christmasbbc Catch you all later!
Decent day, havenāt been laid but all in all, things went well. I told Connor I was going to suck his testicles empty when he chatted with me at my mailbox. He walked away with a tent pole in his shorts. Fuck, thatās why I love 18 yr old cock. Itās turns to steel if the wind blows on it. I think Iām scaring him. If he would have pressed me today, I would have sucked his dick until his balls looked like raisins. I should back off a little so I donāt scare him away. I didnāt want to fuck Connor, but now I do. Very much so, actually. It is an immense turn-on.
Then I have my mechanic. I masturbated to him today thinking about letting him fuck me in the ass. I donāt know why I think of ass fucking when I think of him, but I do. I have this picture in my mind of his sperm dripping out of my asshole. Very strange. Surely I am not the only one who gets a specific sex act in their mind with a specific person, am I? At this point in my life, I could give a shit what weird things turn me on. I just go with it. Oh well, you know what they say. Anal intercourse is for assholes. We are sexting at the moment. I am thrilled we ran back into each other. He buzzed all his hair off. He looks good. I am looking forward to his dick in my butt.
I am back with my boyfriend. Have been for some time. He has learned his place in my life. Thatās under me, licking my box and or ass clean after a superior guy has taken his turn in it. I asked him today if he could name all the girls he slept with. He did. It was under ten and he stopped with me. I remember once when a guy asked me that same question a long time ago. I probably should have stopped when I got to him. I didnāt. He was upset.
I was listening to a couple of guys go back-and-forth today with Mom jokes. One guy asked the other guy, āwhat is the difference between a joke and three dicks?ā To which he answered the question with āYour Mom canāt take a joke.ā It took me a second, but I got it. And oddly enough, it turned me on. Iām a mom, and I can take three dicks. I can take seven dicks. I like the feeling of getting taken by multiple dicks and I like people knowing that I can take multiple dicks. Hell, I like people seeing me taking multiple dicks. My reply to his joke was āWhat's wrong with taking three dicks?ā Everyone got real quiet. Until you have had three dicks dump their sperm in your guts one after another, you havenāt lived. Just saying.
Did you ever notice that when a chick has both your balls in her hand that she has your complete and absolute attention? Not because she is going to squeeze the life out of you by squeezing them, but when you put a guyās balls in your hand, he is with you 100 percent. Iāll never forget the idiot in Dallas who was criticizing oral sex as demeaning for women. He was some self-proclaimed preacher at Exxotica when they had it there more than a few years ago. Pure bullshit. When Iām sucking a guyās cock and rolling his balls in my hand, Iām completely in charge. He does what I want. Grab my hair, shove my head down, you got a problem you donāt want Mr. Keep your hands to yourself when I have your dick in my mouth. I want to enjoy the sucking of cock as much as you want to enjoy getting your cock sucked, so donāt ruin it by getting overzealous. I can literally drain you of life by sucking your sperm out of your cock. I have had guys who couldnāt stand up afterward. That is not demeaning to me in any way. Just saying. Plus, I like feeling the sperm cum out of the dick and into my mouth. Itās wildly sexy. I removed the jizz from your testicles with my lips and tongue and I drank it. How is that not fucking pure sexy? Just saying.
Holy Moly, I got my house back! Just me myself and I. No kids running around, family here and there, food everywhere, a thousand different conversations going at once. Just me and silence. It was an amazing holiday. Probably one of the best I have ever had. I now have seven grandchildren. 3 boys, 3 girls, one unknown as of yet. The best part of being a grandparent? They go home after a while. Anyway, thatās where I have been for the last week. I have not fallen off the face of the earth, but when family comes a calling, you have to answer.
So, whatās new? I got a new Jeep, Iāll post some pics today of it. Itās a 2018 Wrangler Sport, Turbocharged 2.0 which is zippy as fuck. It goes in next week for lifting modifications and new wheels. Keeping the tires. They are 35ās though I may go to 37ās in the future. I saved for almost three years and finally pulled the trigger even though I planned on waiting for the full 3 yrs. Even better, I got to hook back up with my mechanic stud. We havenāt fucked, but he put his number in my phone so I suspect he will introduce the head of his cock with my vagina sometime this week. Connor. The 18 yr old across the street. I would have sucked his cock the other day when I was alone with him in my backyard. Everyone went to the park, and I stayed behind to do a few things. He wandered over while I was picking up some stuff in the front yard. I went through the fence into the backyard and he wandered in with me, talking as I picked things up. Long story short, I walked right up to him and asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He was a bit shocked at the abruptness of it all, but I grabbed his hands and put them on my tits, and made out with him. Tongue kissing an 18 yr old is kind of weird but very hot at the same time. Running my hand down to feel his rock-hard dick, extremely hot. I asked him if he wanted me to suck his dick and he said yes, but not outside in the backyard. He was afraid our neighbors would see. I told him that was the best part. Then he admitted his grandparents didnāt want him hanging around me. Oops. Too late for that. He told me that while I was groping his dick through his pants. He is a good-looking kid. I do want to taste his sperm. We have gone past the point of whether or not I want to fuck him. I do. I kind of tried to convince him to let me drink from his cock right there in the backyard, but he was not into that. I would have taken him inside, but not only do I have the kids staying in my house, but I also have their dogs, and anyone new causes a massive uproar of seven dogs. So I slipped my hand inside his shorts and felt his dick skin to skin and told him I would be seeing his cock face to face very soon. Maybe today. Iām tired but I could go for a belly full of 18 yr old jizz. I want to suck him first, see exactly what heās packing. I have a good idea of what that is. Six inches, maybe a little bigger, maybe a little smaller. I havenāt actually seen it but I felt it and I can tell itās good enough to make me happy. That is if he knows how to use it. If I suck him and he cums in 10 seconds, then is done, we may have an issue. If he hangs around for additional rounds, I can work with him. I donāt want to slip it inside of me and get teased with a brief ride. I am going to need him to last at least 5 minutes. I have high hopes that his cock will make me proud. The truth is he is so cute and funny I canāt wait to give him a taste of my pussy! Just saying š Plus the house is empty now, all cleaned up, just my dogs, ready for some 18 yr old ball emptying action. If I have my way with him, he is going to spray my house down the floor to ceiling with his nut.
Hello everyone just checking in. I have not disappeared or anything goofy. Sorry about not posting yesterday but I was out late, and ended up with unexpected houseguests yesterday and I bought a new Jeep yesterday. Well it's used a 2018 but it's replacing my leased Honda which I turned in yesterday as well. By the time I got out of the dealership it was 6pm and I was absolutely frazzled from the entire experience. I absolutely hate buying cars and dreaded the day my lease was up because I knew that I was in for a tedious session at the dealership as I had to decline and correct a thousand things a dozen times. But all is good and I will be posting back to normal later tonight
Let's start this Friday off with a couple of vanilla gym pics. I'll do better today, I promise you that! I'm just thinking of things to do. Anyway, the password is still the same for bt34gg and it's stacysmom21 so check that out. I got some cool vids up on there recently. On the subject of Stacys Mom.
Tanner is in my front yard trying to put my blowup yard decoration back in working order. Iām going to have to blow this kid. I hate that Iām going to, but I canāt help myself. Itās no longer just a challenge for him. Itās become a fucking crusade. Iāll suck the sperm out of his balls and ruin him for all the others. Careful what you wish for Tanner, be very careful what you wish for. Iāll have to figure it out. Fuck, he annoys me. If he wasnāt so delicious, I think I could pass him up. Itās not that heās the greatest-looking guy. As I said, he just looks so damn tasty. It has to be that 18-year-old glow he puts off. It just makes me want to lick his testicles. I know Iām a creepy old woman, but why fight it? If it doesnāt happen in the next few days, it will have to wait till after Christmas. I suspect it will be after the Christmas holiday. An experienced āCougarā knows patience is the best offense. When he least expects it is when he will end up dumping his fresh nut down my throat. Will I fuck him? I donāt know. I am more interested in drinking his jizz than anything else right now. Plus, when you blow someone like him, you donāt have to worry about him nutting prematurely which is highly likely. If he pops early when Iām blowing him, I still get what I want. Always have a game plan in situations like these. If his dick is attractive as I imagine it to be/want it to be, then yes, Iāll let him do his best to try and pump a cub into me. Iām not going to pass up a perfect penis, especially if itās attached to an 18 yr old. The odds that he possesses such a penis are not good, but I said that about my current 24 yr old boy toy and he turned out to be quite the stud. So much so I suck and fuck on command for him. Fuck me, what if Tanner turns out to be even better? Now I kind of have to know. I got to stop. Iām turning myself on and I have to clean a carpet before guests get here.
Someone asked me if I have ever been fired. Yes. Several times. Twice for having sex. When my boss was lecturing me about one of those times, he asked who the stupid one was in the conversation. I said āWell everyone knows you donāt hire stupid people soā¦..ā and out the door, I went. No job, no unemployment, and a week later I was working for his competition, who eventually bought them out and he got the ax. Weird how things work.
I was skateboarding on the beach yesterday. Yes, it runs very well on the beach. A group of kids, probably 18 but not sure, called me the (R) word. I would actually use it but itās blocked on here. Stupid, but I donāt make the rules. So they called me a short bus participant as they were standing around getting high. I know, what the fuck, right? I canāt figure it out. It made me laugh when they did it. I donāt know why, I just thought it was funny. I donāt look stupid; I ride very well; I stand very comfortable, very loose. It could have been the bikini top, Iām thinking thatās it. They were chubby, all of them. Kids are like that these days. Muffin top is the new skinny. I donāt care, has nothing to do with me. Thank goodness no one is chasing them, though. Anyway, Iām being mean now. Doesnāt matter. See Amendment 1. If you donāt like that one, then proceed to Amendment 2. Just kidding. Kind of. Wow, Iām getting off track here. Back to it. Iām an R Tard according to them. One of the greatest failings all kids, including myself back in the day, have is that we forget that guess what? They are going to get old. Pretty soon they will be the R_Tard and probably way more of one than me. Till then, Iāll keep fucking their fathers, occasionally their mothers, brothers, and sisters. So I kept going and then I went down hard. I mean 15 mph hard. Rattled my teeth hard. Thank goodness they didnāt see it. But honestly, I was pretty impressed with myself. I took a big hit and though it took a few seconds to get back up, put my tits back in and shake it off, I took that one like a champ. Iām a little sturdier than I thought I was. That made my day. The fact that I didnāt break, not getting called a R_tard. Just saying. Fun fact, packed sand, the kind you can drive on, is like concrete when you go down. Who knew?
I donāt have a date tonight. Fuckers. I could use a little loving from a penis with a full set of testicles. Fucking sounds fun right now. Nothing stupid. Just lay there and let someone slip it in. Nice and slow, get me off, then use me as a cock sleeve until that someone empties himself in me, leaving nice and greasy for the rest of the day. I hope someone calls, or more likely texts these days, or I will be having a date with my battery-operated piece of plastic. I am just not in the mood for chasing around new guys in Target. Itās too busy out.
Fake orgasms are a thing. They are in just about every porn you see, as they are displayed in all their glory. Except for guys. As you can see, they really do cum. Most of the time. I know that sometimes they have to use the old lotion trick when a dude just canāt dump the cum. It happens, not often, but it does. Anyway, itās funny. Guys have the hardest job on porn and that job is staying hard. Itās an up and down battle, pun intended, more often than not. Chicks, well we just have to put on our funny faces and start bucking around like crack addicts. Itās all good. But some chicks go overboard. So I posted a video with some of the halls of fame whacked-out orgasms. These are some of the more overacted, odd, and occasionally downright bizarre orgasms I have seen. Some look possessed, others ate a fire extinguisher and if you press the right spot, it fires off. Itās on bt34gg.com , I think itās funny, then again I do have a warped mind so you be the judge. The password is still stacysmom21 so check it out!
Fuck, I went out with some chick and her Starchild friend for lunch and listened to more crap than I thought was humanly possible. Sheās gay and my friend thought I might hit it off with her. I thought she was super attractive until she started talking. For a few minutes I thought to myself, āWell, I could tune her out while eating her out.ā But after another couple minutes and more shit about horoscopes, vibes, and unicorns, I was out. What the holy fuck is wrong with people these days? She has a college degree. In finance, for fuckās sake. From the University of Ohio. What the fuck are they teaching these morons and who is handing out the grades up there? Ronald McDonald? Of course, she isnāt employed. She is holding out for whatās sheās worth. I thought the minimum wage was up to $15 an hour here? Thatās double her asking price. 24, hot, dumb, delusional, and supposedly educated. Fuck me. Are they handing out participation degrees now? Is that whatās going on? Remember when we all thought participation trophies were like the dumbest thing ever? We were right. Look at these ding dongs nowadays. Unicorns? I wanted to ask her if she was familiar with the story about Noah, you know the guy from Noahās Ark? Well, they found his diary. On day 26 he wrote āDay 26: Still raining but have discovered that Unicorn Pie is delicious.ā And now we know what happened to the Unicorns. Just saying. I donāt know. Iād still lick her if someone put a piece of duct tape over her mouth. Why am I telling you this? I donāt know.
If I want to do something stupid, then I should just fuck Tanner. The18 yr old trying to get my attention who is staying with his aunt and uncle for some reason or another. Man, if I start sucking his dick and he starts telling me about vibes, Iām going to leave teeth marks. Just saying. I want to do it. I really do. But I can just imagine the shit storm itās going to cause. Do I care? Not really, but I do live here and Iām getting along with everyone. Fucking Tanner might change that. But I do like the thought of it. When I see him I think his cock would be so fresh and new. I bet it's wrinkle-free when itās hard. But he will probably pop off in my hand the second I get a hold of it. Itās happened before. But again, the sperm will be so fresh and new it makes my mouth water. I want to smell it. Is that weird? I just do. Iāll keep you posted.
Okay, letās go with this thing. Where are we at today? Not quite sure. No dates planned, no dicks standing tall waiting for me to knock them down. Itās still early though so I wouldnāt count myself out just yet. I need to make a video today. I want to make something good. Iām trying to think it out. Throw me some ideas if you donāt mind. Leave them in the comments.
The password to bt34gg is still stacysmom21 so check that out.
Man, I was just thinking about how fast my boy-toy Bob blew his goo in my guts the other day. Iām thinking, does time actually fly when you're getting fucked, or did he actually nut in me after 30 seconds? Not complaining. I enjoyed being the recipient of his load of choad. Plus, he fucked me stupid on the next one.
How to ruin a manās ego with four simple words. āIs it in yet?ā I say that a lot to my cucks. They like their egos ruined. Why? I donāt have a clue, but I like ruining them even more than they like getting ruined. So it is true? Can I not feel them? No, I can feel them, but itās fun to pretend that I canāt. If they stick it in me after right after a good fuck from someone like my boy-toy, I can feel them but only to the extent that I know something is moving around inside me. Unless my cuck has a big ass dick. Which some do. Then itās hard to pretend that I donāt feel them because I absolutely do. I like cucking guys with bigger dicks like my previous boyfriend. Itās more of a mental ruining of the ego because he knows itās not just the dick Iām after with my bull, itās that I want to be with another man more than I do with him. That has to sting. Nevertheless, they love it. I love doing it, so itās a win-win for everyone.
Deviant. What is the most deviant thing I have ever done sexually? Thatās a hard one. I think the time I was cheating on my husband and my boyfriend was fucking me bent over the kitchen table and he came home. I was getting my insides thoroughly rearranged when he walked in on us. I saw him and the first thing that popped into my mind was Iām not stopping. I told my boyfriend to keep going I was about to cum. He went to town on my pussy in front of my husband and my husband had to watch me cum on another manās cock. Then he came inside of me shortly thereafter and when he pulled out, his sperm plopped onto the floor. I saw him look at the pile of nut growing on the floor from his wifeās dripping pussy and I laughed. He walked out. I was so turned on I made my boyfriend fuck me two more times before I even bothered trying to get hold of my husband. It didnāt end well for me, but it was fun getting to that point. Just saying. True Story. I want to add that when I talked to my then-husband that I reminded him that he stood there and watched for more than a minute or so without saying or doing anything except watch. He said he was in shock and didnāt know what to do. To this day I think he just couldnāt admit he couldnāt help but watch. I think he liked it but wasnāt strong enough to admit it. @boydbanksxxx
I am putting this video on bt34gg.com because it reminds me of the kid next door. I had it up on OFās but it didnāt comply with the new document requirements, so it got pulled down. I went back and checked the ID. He was 19. So close to my little admirer across the street. The password to bt34gg is stacysmom21 (copy and paste it if you can!) you donāt need a username. Just plug it in and you are watching the video. What happened to this guy? He had a large cock, as you can see. It was 7 1/2 inches, and I was a big fan of his balls. They were the perfect shape for holding. We fucked a ton. He lived with his parents and I would fuck him in his parentsā bed. I was 45; he was 19. We never got caught, but I ran into him with his parents once at the Olive Garden. All I could think of was they had no clue how many times I was laying in their bed with their sonās sperm dripping out of me. I texted him to go to the bathroom. I wanted to suck his cock. He never showed up. He never answered another call or text from me again. I guess I was a little too much and willing to go a little too far for him. I enjoyed his cock immensely though, so it was kind of my loss. Thatās the background behind this guy in the video. I wonder what he looks like now? I wonder if he would stick in me one more time for old timesā sake? Be fun to find out, but last I heard, heās in North Carolina. Again, the password is:
stacysmom21
Lots of interest in the kid across the street. Whatās the deal with him. He is annoying, to say the least. He runs around outside without his shirt on. If I was 18, I would probably think he was hot. He looks fragile to me. Like I could break him in half. He has those āI want to look pretty like girlā muscles. I prefer āI want to stop a tankā muscles. He has no idea of the damage I would inflict upon him. I would ruin him chick-wise for life. Look, a leopard can carry something twice its weight up a tree. Thatās pretty good. But a cougar can carry someone half her age to bed, Iām just saying here. With all that said, I admit it. Iām intrigued. Not in just slipping an 18 yr old dick inside of me. Iāve done that before. Itās been quite some time, so it would be even more deviant. Nevertheless, I have done it. What gets me going is everyone knowing that Iām drinking the sperm of an 18 yr old. Not you guys, you already know Iām of questionable sexual morals, but the neighborhood. They already talk about me. I think they think that makes me uncomfortable. Oops. It has the opposite effect. I enjoy being the one talked about. It means their lives are so boring they need me to bring some excitement into their lives. Who am I to deny them countless hours of gossip fun? I havenāt made up my mind yet. But he is on my mind now, so he is treading in shark-infested waters and Iām the shark. Iām already wondering what his jizz tastes like, so the outlook isnāt good for him. Iāll keep you posted. This may be a process. We shall see how it plays out.
Hot tubs are the absolute best way to get sperm out of a well-fucked pussy. Just saying.
I had a good night last night, so this is a long one. Be forewarned, you will need a few minutes.
I met my boy-toyās sister again last night. I think I stated that I would do her once before. I would not. I was wrong. Ugh, I sound mean now. Itās such a hard world to be truthful in anymore. Itās her obvious lack of concern for her mounting pudginess crisis that is approaching her full speed ahead. Oh well, itās not my concern or problem. Why in the world do I mention this? Two things went on last night that made everyone pause. First off, his sister asked me what it is that I do. āYour brotherā was probably not the best answer, but then again it beat saying āI mind my business, full time, they are hiring. Would you like an application?ā So that didnāt go over super duper. Then Bob, the boy-toy who should simply be doing nothing more than feeding me his cock, asked me if I would fuck his sister. Not literally, he just wanted to know if I thought she was hot enough to do so. Fuck me. Really? 24 yr olds these days are an odd bunch. Fuck my mouth, kiddo. Quit asking stupid questions. I wanted dick, so I didnāt know the right answer. I tried to deflect, but he wanted an answer. So I told him no, I had no interest in her. Of course, he wanted to know why. I said she isnāt my type. āWell, what is your type?ā I said āYou are.ā He kept pushing, so I finally said I like my girls fit and trim. He got quiet and then said, āI see your point.ā I dodged a bullet on that one. I still find it awkward that he brought the subject up.
Not awkward enough to stop him from pumping baby batter in my guts twice last night, though. Yes sir, he fucked me solid, like he wanted to pump twins into me. Solid sex all night long. Heās getting better and better with every fuck. At first, it was awkward with his sister in the next room. Then it was a turn on. He is getting assertive. He simply commanded me to take his cock out and suck it. Which I did. I undid his belt, pulled his jeans down, kissed his cock through his underwear until it was rock hard and then pulled it out and sucked it, hoping for a meal. He told me to lick his balls which I did. Then he specified to lick the center between his balls, which I happily did. That made his dick into concrete. It was so hard it was unbendable. Even though he was standing straight up when I let go of his dick, it would slap his belly and stay there. I have seen his dick hard many times. It always pointed up but at an angle. Not last night, it was so hard it the head rested on his stomach, again, while he was standing. That turned me into a sloppy swamp. I was fucking turned on. I attacked that center pipe between his balls with my tongue and sucked on it as best as one can. He got overly excited, laid me on his bed, slipped his cock inside till it bottomed out and came. He wasnāt in me more than 30 seconds before he sprayed his sperm in my guts. No, I didnāt cum, but I did like the feeling of being left stretched and full of nut. Even more enjoyable, I liked the feeling of being used as a fuck hole for his dick. The way his cock leaves me stretched open and dripping is amazing. Probably the massive age difference helps as well. I get kinkier the older I get. Iām not complaining. I did creep him out a bit. I let his sperm drip out of me into my hand and I licked my hand clean. I looked at him when I was doing it and he made that grossed out face like he just stepped in dog shit barefoot. Yeah, I should have thought about that before I did it. I donāt know why I did it, I just wanted to. He didnāt say anything, so neither did I but it made it a bit awkward for a moment.
The second fuck was my turn to cum. His dick never really went soft. It went down and though it never returned to the point of touching his belly, but it was close. I canāt help myself around it. The head almost touches his chest. It looks so perfect and inviting. I want it to be happy. I want it to want me. Not him, heās got some personality things to work out. His dick, though, completely on point. He let me play with it and suck it for about ten minutes and then I crawled on top of him and sank it to root inside of me. I have no idea where that much penis goes when itās bottomed out like that. It makes it hard to breathe when a cock is that far inside of me. I fucking love that. I blew like a stick of dynamite. And again, he ended up laughing at me. I canāt help it. I make dumb faces, say dumb things, make dumb sounds, do weird things with my body when I cum hard like that. It was good. Very good. Then he had me spend the next thirty minutes riding his dick, adjusting my movements to however he commanded me to. When you want someones sperm, you do what you're told. Just saying. He finally smiled at me, closed his eyes, and I felt him pumping himself into me. I didnāt cum, but I felt that something that happens that isnāt quite a cum but yet is so satisfying. I lifted myself off his cock and his jizz poured out onto him. I was a good girl and didnāt lick it up. I went to get a towel to clean him up, but he stopped me and said, āArenāt you going to lick it up?ā I said I thought he didnāt like that. He made a grossed out face last time. He responded, āIt was gross, but now I want to see you do it again.ā So I licked every drop off of belly, his dick, his balls. Then I scooped up some that was running down my thighs and ate that as well. He just laughed at me. I liked that. He kissed me quickly, said he had things to do, and that I better get going. This guy just pumped two loads of jizz into my guts and then tells em to leave? Hell yes! Thatās what Iām talking about! I like this kid more and more. It was a good night.
Getting ready for my date tonight, but that damn kid across the street is annoying me. He came to my door to see if he could ātrim my bushes.ā I already know he knows who I am and my bushes donāt need trimmingā¦ by him, that is. His uncle probably told him or he spends too much time looking up MILFS on his phone. I asked him how old he was and of course, heās 18 but Iād need to see an ID if I was selling him a beer or something of the sort if you know what I mean. Anyway, he needs to learn his boundaries. He took a photo of me today when I was outside. Probably to add to his MILF photo collection, probably labeled Pokeymom. 18 yr olds and their never softening cocks, turns their brains into jerk-off machines.
Someone toId me masturbating makes your dick smaller today. I call bullshit, but they swear itās true. I figure we all use the internet to rub a good one out, so it must have something to do with that. So I guess Asia has really fast internet and Africa has really slow internet. Just saying. Wait? Can I say that? Is that socially incorrect? Who knows anymore? Iām kidding. Sort of. On the subject of masturbating, what is with guys and socks? I mean they make lube. Do socks feel all that much better? Why did the jizz pile cross the road? He wore the wrong pair of socks. Honestly, my ex was telling me how he was wearing out his socks thinking about me. Socks? If I had a dick, I would use one of those fleshlight pussy in a can things. They look wonderful and I have pumped several guys off with them. Itās a good time. I guess any port in a storm.
I was posed a question the other day and at the time I couldnāt think of an answer because I really couldnāt think of anything bad. The question was, what is the worst part about giving a blowjob. I enjoy giving blowjobs. I enjoy giving blowjobs a lot. I like it when they dump a slimy load of hot squishy sperm down my throat. I like it when they splatter their nut all over my face. I just like it. But after giving a blowjob today, I came up with one thing. The view. The view is absolutely not good. I never noticed that until today. Not even close to a game-changer, but I now have the answer to the question. Just saying!
These photos are from yesterday. I kind of dig them. I should answer the door when my goofy 18 yr old neighbor comes poking around again. That should make his balls blue and annoyingly painful.
A little post for the holiday season. I have a few more coming today as well as a bt34gg post. No, no filter on this video, I used a bit too much light. It happens. Anyway, enjoy, I know I did making it!
Ok, letās end this no-dick drought today. I have a date with my boy-toy and my ex-boyfriend, but the latter only to shoot a video. He thinks heās working his way back in. Iām thinking let him think that while I borrow his dick for half an hour. Once you're out, you're out. I may put you to work, but you will never really be back in. He had it good. Sure, he was last in line, but I made that clear before we ever even started. So, I will try to get you a video today of me getting fucked. Then I will get a real dick inside of me later tonight, so super happy about that! I wish I could do videos with him, but that will never happen. I may try to get him to do some pics, though. See if I can work that in.
Look guys, PMS/That time of the month jokes are simply not funny. Period.
There is a kid that moved in with his aunt across the street. I have no idea how old he is. He doesnāt go to school, doesnāt work. Iām assuming heās 18 or older. He shouted yesterday, āHey Mrs. Tyler! Whereās Stacy?ā Okay motherfucker, itās on. He has no clue who heās fucking with.
I donāt get the monthly visit. I havenāt since my late 20s. Hysterectomy solved all of that for me. That was a definite plus in my life. Of course, getting the tumors and such out was also a plus, but in the end, I made out like a bandit. I was terrified my sex life was going to disappear. Nothing of the sort. It didnāt miss a beat, pun intended. It just got stronger. Sex drive is 100% mental. If you want it, you want it. If you donāt, then it sucks to be you. I donāt know how people put up with partners that donāt want to have sex on the regular. Seriously, why would you? Itās like the most intense reminder were alive as well as natural things we do. If you canāt explain that to someone, then no matter what they say, they are the ones who donāt really care about you, not the other way around. I give you full permission to cheat and or dump the sexless wonder you may be tied up with. I mean it. Run, cheat, do whatever, but donāt let your life go to shit because they canāt find 30 minutes out of their day several times a week for you. Pay for play is a solid option if you want to remain with them. No, donāt ask me, I am long out of that game. It was a wonderful 20 years, though. Do I miss it? Absolutely. But there is time for everything and it was my time. Anyway, donāt let someone elseās decision ruin your life. Lack of sex will do that. It will absolutely fuck up the quality of your life.
Condoms. Condoms are for pussies! Waitā¦ they actually are for pussies. Nevermind. I used to require them no matter what. Now I hate them so much I canāt stand the sight of them. Does one take a risk? Absolutely. I have been massively lucky and to this date, after 20-plus years in the adult industry, I have never had a nasty. We used to call them DRDs. Dennis Rodman Disease. He was well known to the adult industry in the day and not always in the best of ways, obviously. I think that has disappeared and now itās just plain old STDs. We had more fun with it back in the day. Kids today are not super fun. Should you wear condoms? Of course you should. Just like you should your seatbelt. But then again, I am often reminded that I havenāt put the seatbelt on by the annoying chime. The only problem is I like it when guys have accidents, big messy ones, way up in my guts. Just saying. Why am I even thinking about this?
I was listening to someone talk about how they were proud they were a virgin until they were 30. Fuck, itās tough listening to people these days. I just want to throw an ashtray at their head. Good things ashtrays are long gone. Being a virgin until your thirty isnāt virtuous or dignified. Itās a lack of opportunity. Plain and simple. Step up the game or get online as soon as possible. What person in their right mind wants to train a 30 yr old how to make them cum? If after 21 you still havenāt found someone to fuck your stupid, I refer to my earlier reference of pay for play. I have paid to play more times than I can remember because itās hard to find the smoking hot chicks I dig that are full-on gay as well. At least they pretend for an hour or two. Good enough for me. I got lots of practice in with the pros. Just saying.
I had a chick I was living with. We were doing the whole gay thing. She was excruciatingly attractive. She didnāt look like she was gay. She was. Very gay. She wanted to get married. I didnāt. She would let her pubes grow out and they would grow fast and thick. She knew I didnāt like that. Itās like eating popcorn, you always get something stuck in your teeth. I would quit going down her they would get so thick. So one morning she popped out of the shower and announced, āI shaved my pussy so you know what that means!ā I said, āyep, the drain is clogged again.ā True story. Just saying.
Worst pickup line ever. āMy catās dead. Can I play with your pussy instead?ā
Weddings. I have been invited to another wedding. I find them a complete waste of money. They are just a super expensive way to announce that you will be getting bred that night. Iām not going. I just canāt stand to hang around that long and I donāt know them all that well. I can be a distraction if people find out what my career is and has been. Itās happened before. Iām sure it will happen again. Not that I let that scare me into going to events. If I want to go, I could not care less. If I donāt, itās a perfect excuse. Thank you, universe, for letting there be a porn career get out of the slammer/events free card.
On Monday mornings, my brain boots up like a 15 yr old PC that frequents sketchy and questionable porn sites. Iām just saying. Itās hard to get going.
I didnāt get laid this weekend. He couldnāt get hard. Idiots and their weed/booze. I could not care less what you drink, smoke, snort, whatever. Moderation my stumbling, mumbling, whiskey/week dick friends. I donāt get it. I donāt care. Iām done with this guy and I enjoyed fucking him. He got so fucked up he could barely talk. If you canāt talk, the odds of your dick doing the talking for you are about nil. His dick did no talking. His car is still parked in front of my house as of this morning. He never came and got it yesterday. I had to pay to send his dumb ass home via Uber all the way to Deltona. Itās the holiday season. I donāt have extra cash just lying around. On top of it all, I got zero dick. Zero. The one thing in life I was looking forward to Saturday and the owner of said penis thought I would be impressed at how wasted he could get. Iām not impressed. Not in the least. If he doesnāt get his car, I swear Iāll have it towed. Iām sure I wonāt, but not because I donāt want to. Oh well. Poof, this guy is out of my life the second his car leaves my driveway.
Words to remember from Brooke. Friends are like boobs. Some real, some fake. I would say, Iām just saying, but I may overuse that phrase.
I donāt wear expensive jewelry. Iāll break it, lose it, wonāt remember that Iāll even have it. Same with clothes, purses, shoes, all that crap. Iād rather have the cracks in my porch repaired than own a pair of shit Jimmy Choo shoes, or whatever they are called. Believe me, I donāt need expensive accessories to get laid. I donāt need expensive shit to mingle with those who do. A $30 pair of shoes looks just as good as a $3k pair of shoes does. Why am I telling you this? Because some guy who wants to give me expensive stuff asked what I wanted. I told him thanks, but I donāt do the whole look at me, look at me, thing (people look at me without them, you know the whole massive boob thing). Politely and not in those words. He kept pushing it. I told him no thanks. Still, he pushed and said to tell him what I wanted. I gave in said OK, that new Samsung double oven freestanding range Model number S3284. I made the model number up for creative purposes, but you get the point. He got super angry. He said he meant things I wouldnāt normally by for myself. Wtf? Why in the world would I want shit I wouldnāt normally by for myself? Do you know how much more use I would get out of a range than a pair of shoes? Infinite. I would think of him every time I turned it on. He would be basically immortal to me. Shoes? I would wear them a few times for some pics. Then they would sit in the closet until I gave them away or worse yet, threw them away. I guess that doesnāt fit the subservient mold that he wants. Heās looking for a swimming pool chick. What does that mean? The chick heās looking for costs an extraordinary amount of money to maintain, considering the very little amount of time he will spend inside her. Do you want to make my snatch drip with gratitude? Fix my transmission. Iāll suck your dick while you or whoever else may be doing it. I am more concerned with my homeās integrity than I am with any pair of clothing/accessories/jewelry. Every time I walk by a recent repair or upgrade to my home I get happy which means I get horny, which means somebody is getting the balls emptied in my guts. See the correlation? So, when you notice that I am not pushing a wishlist or soliciting expensive stuff, itās because I find concrete, 2x4s, and the likes way sexier and Amazon doesnāt have a big selection. Just saying. Oops. Said it again.
Well, three pussies are better than one. That's kind of hard to dispute don't you think? @sallydangeloxxx @sexyvanessa
Someone asked if Iām a nice girl. No, but Iām a keeper. When nice girls watch porn, they blush. When I watch porn, I smile because I know I can do better. Just saying. Thatās not entirely true. Some chicks have bodies that are rubber. They bend and twist in ways that are long gone out of my bag of tricks. Iād need a wheelchair after trying some of the shit they do. I got them beat in the mental game, though, and thatās the one that matters. Just saying.
Iām getting laid tonight! Yay for me. Itās been a solid week since someone has tried to dump a baby in me. Tonight he better give it his best shot. I am in the mood for some serious breeding action. Donāt judge. I could be lying to you and telling you Iāve been getting fucked all week, but where is the fun in that? I like the term breeding. Its like a mental cue to trigger something primal in me. Iām a woman. Getting bred is part of my DNA. Why fight it? I say embrace the kink. It will make oneās outlook on life so much better and the sex will be mind blowing. Who is the dude sticking his dick inside of me tonight? Not my boy-toy. I wish it was him, but heās got some kind of school thing going on. Trouble with dating the 20 somethingās. Who knows, he may be getting his dick sucked by some hot teacher. If he is, he should have invited me. Itās my part-time guy. Heās back. Iām not complaining. He is number two on my go-to list. His dick is a close second, but he just isnāt as pretty. Is that bad I said that? Who cares. Itās the truth. He does cum more, though. I like that about his dick. So it should be fun. We are going to the Streamline. Then I would suspect Iāll be sucking his cock in the car on the way to my place. I will keep you posted!
Observation. Joe Biden should never be allowed to read from a teleprompter again. This is not political. If Trump, or anyone else for that matter, were to painfully mumble, incoherently at times, through a teleprompter speech, I would say the exact same thing. At first, I just thought he needed better reading glasses. Now, Iām starting to wonder. As usual, just saying.
Found out you canāt have blue lights under your Jeep last night. Apparently thatās illegal. Had the pleasure of being informed of this by a dickhead chick who was in a massively bad mood. That was awesome. Not. A quick āItās against the law to have blue lights under your Jeep in Daytona Beachā would have been just fine. Instead, it was āTurn the fucking blue lights off! They are illegal! Turn them off!ā So I made them Aqua. Which apparently isnāt good enough. So I made them Red. Also, a no no. So I made them white. All good. She was cranky as fuck and not even remotely pleasant to interact with. But having blue lights under your Jeep is definitely a public hazard, so she was probably just shocked that I would dare break the law so brazenly. Would have been much better if she was hot. She wasnāt.
This video reminded me of fucking Johnny Sins back in the day. What can I say? I was sitting around thinking about past cock. Anyway, the video is up on bt34gg.com so just go there and punch in the password bathroomfuck21 and you are all ready to go. New people. bt34gg.com is where I post content that doesnāt follow the paperwork requirements for OF so I put it there. Itās free, it has good stuff, no ads, no spam, just my porn. Enjoy. The password does change, so pay attention to the posts. I put the new ones up just like this. Again, itās bathroomfuck21
I am too old for this goofy shit, Netflix and Chill. Itās more like bring food and letās fuck. I could not care less what stupid shit is on TV. I do watch TV, I just donāt care that much about it. I watch dumb shit. Below Deck is my favorite trash TV show. I donāt know why, it just is.
Porn isnāt ruining the world. Dumb shit like Instagram and Tik Tok is the culprit. Just saying. No real reason why, but I felt like putting that out there.
Yes, I agree, if a woman sleeps with more than 10 guys in a year, she may be a slut. If a guy does it, well heās definitely gay. But good for him.
Yes. I sleep with way more than 10 people a year. There have been years where I have probably tasted more than 150 different dicks. Iām not bragging. Well, maybe just a little bit. But Brooke! You admit you're a massive slut whoring around out of control. I know, right! Itās years like those that have made life a wonderful journey. Fuck your āslut-whore-tramp-whateverā labels. I could care less. If you think the labels are going to stop me from getting dickā¦ you have another thing coming. Once again, just saying š
I enjoy waking guys up by blowing them. Waking up to unexpected sex is the best. Unless youāre in prison. That probably sucks, not in the good way. I stayed over at a guyās house and the next morning he lay there sleeping, all limp and pathetic. I sucked it in my mouth and about 10 seconds later he was awake going āOh my God!ā Thatās right motherfucker, Iāll be removing your sperm from your testicles any minute now. And I did just that. Swallowed it all. Then I went to give him a kiss good morning, and he turned his head. Suck it up buttercup. Donāt turn your head. I just sucked your balls empty at 7 am. You can at least give me a kiss. I think I get more out of giving head than guys do getting it. I just like doing it. The first thing I think of when I see a good-looking guy is me on my knees, looking up at him with his cock in my mouth. I just like the way a hard dick feels in my mouth. Not ashamed to admit it. I enjoy looking up at a guy while Iām cupping his balls and swirling my tongue around the head of his dick. It feels subservient and all-powerful at the same time. I can control a guy in any way I please when I have his dick between my lips. When I drink the jizz, Iām drinking something that I took from his body and Iām making it mine. What was in your testicles is now in my belly, part of me. As odd as it sounds, itās an immense turn-on for me. Thought Iād share that. No real reason other than I felt like it.
Someone reminded me about a shoot I did for Brazzers with Johnny Sins. I remember it well. He turns me on. I like his dick. Itās good-looking, fun to hold, and he cums a pretty good amount. He does stare at you like a serial killer when heās fucking you, but you get used to it. We were hanging around on the set waiting for whatever we were waiting for to start shooting. The set was someoneās house they rented. He came into the bathroom I was getting ready in and one thing led to another and before I knew it, I had his cock in my throat. I mean, I wanted it there, and he was happy to put it there, but we were supposed to wait. We didnāt. We ended up fucking, and he unloaded his balls inside of me. Big no no before a shoot. I couldnāt stop. It felt so good and yes; I came. Something that was very unlikely to happen when filming. The problem was that I had a runny sperm snatch, and he had the post cum dump limp cock thing going on when they called on us to start. I think they were angrier with him because they think he tricked me into it or something. Iām pretty sure it was the other way around. It caused about a two-hour delay, but we got the job done. His second cum shot was still impressive, so all was well. We fucked off camera a few other times, and it was always good, but that was the extent of our relationship. Just the way I like it!
So many guys marry condoms. What do I mean by that? They find chicks who spend more time in their wallet than they do on their dicks. Never a good thing. Just saying.
I knew a guy who drank too much and woke up with a penis drawn on his forehead. He was pissed off. He was even more pissed off when I told him they didnāt draw it. He was like, what do you mean they didnāt draw it? I said they traced it.
I admit it. I enjoy fucking with cam girls. Actually, I like looking at them. I donāt buy shows. I donāt need to. They give enough away for free for me, so whatās the point? I know how it works. I did it way back when it was in its infancy in like 2003 and 2004. I know everything about it. I built cam sites. All defunct, but they had their day. I like to go to the MILFās who nowadays are starting early at like 25. Used to be 35 and older back in the day. Now all you have to do is make a few bad choices in life and boom, you're a MILF. Look, who am I to judge. I do my best to get knocked up as often as possible. Aināt going to happen, but I can always pretend. Do I want more kids? Fuck no. But getting knocked up by my best friendās husband? That makes me wet. Soaked would be a better term. Anyway, I need to quit getting myself all worked up here. I go to the MILF sites and they canāt see me, but I can see them. I wait for them to tell me, and they always do, āIām a bored housewife and Iām looking for action!ā I tell them to give me their address. Iāll send you some ironing, that will keep you busy.ā Around that time they boot and block me.
Everyone is a pornstar. Have an Only fans? Youāre magically a pornstar. No, no, you're not. You're nothing even close. I have made real porn on actual sets with real studios. I have produced and directed vastly more porn than I ever made, but still; I got about a hundred under my belt. Why do I care? Because all the fucked up shit dragging the porn world down isnāt coming from actual pornstars. Itās coming from idiots claiming to be pornstars and then the media latches onto it and misuses the term pornstar to describe whatever fucked up shit these non-porn industry-related people did. They were never pornstars and now they have lumped us all in together with these morons. Are pornstars fucked up people? Without a doubt. Do actual pornstars or studios make fucked up shit that gets us all in trouble? No, no, they donāt. Itās all the wannabes who grab a phone camera and try to out shock the next wannabe pornstar. Yes, pornstars will occasionally go to the dark side in some kind of drug-fueled frenzy to make money and make some questionable shit. But itās not done on a set or produced by a studio. For the most part, itās chicks trying to label themselves pornstars because they sucked their boyfriendās dick on a cell phone video. So why would I care who calls themselves a pornstar? After all, itās just sucking dick on camera. How hard could it be? Infinitely harder. A porn video can take 12 hours to make. Itās difficult, itās not pleasurable, itās amazingly hard on your body, and in the scheme of things, you donāt get paid all that much. Itās a skill that very few can actually do. The turnover in the actual porn industry is beyond massive because of the difficulty, both physical and mental. So when you see a person who has been in the adult industry for more than a year, hats off to them because itās a serious commitment that lets you know they really want to be there. Why did I hang around the business so long? Because it still gets me off when people mention seeing my porn videos. I loved making them because I knew people would see me getting fucked and that is the sole reason I got into the business in the first place. I always wanted people to see me drinking sperm through my vagina and porn did that for me. Look, I realize that I wasnāt super popular. I didnāt fit the mold, and that drove folks nuts. It still does. Regardless, I put the time and effort in so calling myself a pornstar, even as low level as I am, means something to me. I know. Who wants to read shit like this? Tell us about getting your guts rearranged by some guy with an enormous dick. I would, but I have had a dry dick spell over the last few days, so you're stuck with this.
Guys, take Viagra before you go to bed if you have a sunburn, it won't cure it but it will keep the sheets off of your thighs.
Hello everyone. I was MIA yesterday. One of those days. Nothing went wrong per se, just lots of things caught on fire at the same time, and I only had so many buckets of water. I know someone will ask what burned? Nothing, I say that metaphorically. Nothing interesting. Just general things that happen to everyone but require immediate attention. That whole when it rains, it pours thing. But all is good. I am still breathing, so things obviously canāt be that bad. I had to cancel my dick date, so that was somewhat a tragedy.
Quick joke. A little girl wrote Santa and pleaded with him to send her a sister. He wrote back and said, āOK, send me your mother.ā Get it? He was going to give her mom some of his special egg nog. Fall flat? Yeah, it was kind of stupid. Iāll do better. I like jokes where chicks get knocked up. Turns me on in some bizarre way.
My boyfriend left me. That is a big Boo Hoo. I hadnāt fucked him in months now. He said he will still do videos, but he needs a normal life. We can still be friends. I hate to break it to him. Thatās all we ever were. And I do enjoy hanging out with him and all of that, but he doesnāt cut it for me in the fuck department. I enjoyed letting him lick me after I got fucked and all of that, but I guess he needs more. I hate to break this to him. Once a cuckold, always a cuckold. He will find that out shortly enough. They all come crawling back, begging to let me let them shave my pussy so itās fresh for my next date with someone other than them. I am just saying.
I had a guy tell me my eyes were amazingly beautiful over a text. I was like thanks and then he said he loves brown eyes. Look, if a guy remembers the size of your boobs, thatās a good thing. If he remembers the color of your eyes, then you either have really small boobs or heās a stalker. I donāt have tiny boobs. I need to get more security cameras now. I couldnāt tell you the color and anyoneās eyes. I can tell you exactly where every freckle is on 20 different dick at this very moment, though. I might need to do some soul searching on my priorities. Again, just saying.
Women can fake orgasms and men canāt. Iām sure men can with the right chick, but mostly, itās pretty hard to get away with for guys. Why would women want to fake orgasms is my question? I will tell you if I feel you didnāt understand the aim of the assignment. Why in the world would I want a dick plundering around in my guts if donāt get to make incredibly stupid faces and even more ludicrous grunts and groans as it makes me cum and lose all sense of dignity? I wouldnāt. The goal is to have a mind-bending orgasm. If you fail at the assignment there are other ways to finish the job but I do expect you to push through to completion. If not, Iāll find a subcontractor to finish the job. Just saying. Never trust a girl who fakes orgasms. She wants something else other than you and sex. How do you know? Any chick that cums no matter what and all the time, she is faking it. When you find a girl who says āwait a minute, Iām not done. Get the vibrator and dildo and get to work Mr!ā She wonāt care if your dick is hard or not, but by all that is holy, you will find a way to pop her off. Guys, my body doesnāt work the same as yours. Sometimes the dick wonāt get the job done, mostly because it needed more time with the dick but it already dumped a load and that time was cut short. Not a problem. Fingers, toys, tongues, and a little elbow grease will get the job done. You may be tired, you may be bored, but get the job done. She will respect the effort and you will end up being the go-to dick. Always be the go-to dick. Again, just saying.
Getting you out of bed would just be for the intention of fucking you on the floor. My boy-toy says the nicest things to me. I went back last night, and he fucked me properly for an hour. He fucked me missionary for the entire time. The only thing I had to do was lay there with my legs spread and cum. I did a very nice job with both requirements. It was so satisfying being his fuck hole, fuck doll, cum sponge, whatever you want to call me. He came in me the first time and just lay on top of me. He never pulled out of me. I felt his hard dick go soft inside of me and then after a few minutes; I felt it growing hard again. When he got to fully hard, it was like steel again and when a guy has a dick that big that can get that hard, itās something special to experience. When itās hard like that, it really does push your insides around. It made me so wet I was making squishy sounds like I used to do way, way, back when I used to be a regular chick juice fountain. I used to call it my āstick in the mudā impression. Of course, some of that āstick in the mudā sound probably had something to do with all the sperm still inside me from the first time he unloaded his balls in me. Either way, it was awesome to lie there while he slipped in and out as he pleased, making my pussy sound like a ketchup bottle about to run out. I didnāt cum in the second round, but the first one was pretty epic and thatās always a hard one to follow up. He dumped his nut in my guts, I laid around feeling it run out, and he kicked me out and home I went. Perfect night.
So itās trainer day as well. Fittingly its on Humpday. Do I think we are actually going to work out? I really donāt care. Iām tired. I would rather just suck his dick the entire session. I think if he fucks me, he is going to know someone bigger and better has been smashing my pussy. I mean, he is a good fuck, but he in no boy-toy Bob by any stretch. And when I say stretch, I mean that in the most literal of ways. But a blowjob sound like a good time to me. In fact, I hope he lets me do that. I could really use some new spank bank material. The problem is with this guy is that he always tells me at the end, after I have eaten his sperm or taken it inside of me, he tells me he feels guilty about cheating on his wife. The truth is, the cheating part turns me on immensely. In fact, I donāt really need him at the moment but I worked so long and so hard to finally get him to dump a load of jizz inside of me I donāt want to give him up. He makes me cum, so itās all good. He is a good-looking guy, and that helps as well. But my box is super used and his dick will not fare well inside of it today. My mouth, however, is well rested and ready to work some jizz out of a set of trainer balls. Thatās my plan. Iāll keep you posted.
There has been a lot of sex to talk about lately. Iāll take it. It ācumsā and goes in waves. I am on a tidal wave right now. Other things have been going on. My neighbors are a bit frustrated with me because I donāt live the life they think I should be living. They watch me closely. I have always known that when you donāt move like everyone else, it annoys them. I definitely donāt move like everyone else. Itās not the easiest way to live, but in the end I think itās how I end up living what they call āmy best life.ā I do need to be more sensitive to peoples āsensitivities.ā I often forget to consider how I dress makes other uncomfortable. Iām not saying Iām going to stop wearing what they consider provocative clothing, but I can lessen the frequency. But, with that said, I think I look good. I look in the mirror and Iām like, fuck yes, Iād do me. And then I often do do me. Itās a vicious cycle.
Yes, I rubbed one out today. I had to. Itās one of those days. I pulled up anal creampie compilations on my tablet and went to town. I went through about ten ass creampies before I got to the one that caught me right. It had a solid view of that spot between a guyās balls and almost to his ass that was just pumping away. That turns me on. I love to put my finger on that spot and feel it cramping up and having spasms as it unloads sperm inside me. Itās an odd spot, like where things come together to make the cum pump out the testicles. I want to know so badly what that feels like to have that happen. Just once I want to feel cum leave my nuts and out the head of my dick. Simply imagining the possibility of being able to pump a baby into some hotty makes me want a dick so bad! It isnāt going to happen, but a girl can have fantasies, canāt she? So the next best thing is feeling a manās nuts pump the jizz into my body. Anyway, back to the anal creampie video. He pumped his jizz into her colon and pulled it out and it oozed out so perfectly. Nice and slow, thick and sticky, and it drooled down over her pussy and then down her thighs. I can almost feel it just thinking about it. That made me cum. Itās how I like to be left after a good ass fucking. Wide-open and drooling. It never all cums out. I can feel my rectum stretched and lubed with sperm for the rest of the day. The gift that keeps on giving.
Anyway, moving on. Yesterday. I got fucked yesterday by a guy who drove down from Charleston for that very purpose. We are old fuck buddies and it was fun. He popped three times. I didnāt get off. I couldnāt. Well, I could have, but I didnāt want to. I wanted to save it for my boy-toy/master/Bob. His cock has me in worship mode. I enjoyed the sex immensely with my traveling friend, but all I could think about was Bobās dick. So, when I got his text, I was out the door and on the way. He had me suck his cock. I sucked his cock. He had a strange request to want me to catch his cum in my hand. He wanted to see how much jizz he was shooting. 24 yr old things. I bet he has a tape measure in his bathroom just in case his dick magically grows some more. I donāt care. Itās a dick worth putting up with these things. So I sucked the head of his cock just the way he instructed me to. I rolled his balls in my hand and tugged and squeezed at just the exact pressure he likes. Just before he came, I pointed the head of his massive dong at my cupped hand and caught his ejaculation in the palm of my hand. It was a good load. It filled the palm of my hand. I showed him his handiwork without saying a word. He nodded and told me to eat it. I poured it down my throat and licked my hand clean. After sucking his cock clean of any remaining jizz, I put it away for him, gave him a quick peck on the forehead, and went home. He had stuff to do, and I got what I wanted. I fingered myself off to a fantastic orgasm on the way home thinking about being his MILF cock sucking slave. I like that. I like that a lot! Life is good right now! Catch you all in a bit!
My boy-toy Bob fucked my ass while I was standing up. Good thing he is tall because I had heels on, so Iām pushing 6ā 1 in heels. Good thing he has a full nine to get all up in my guts with. Thatās what Iām talking about! He is making me like him more and more. This is going to be like a Penthouse Letters-type post. Itās the only way I can really tell you what happened.
He called me to cum over early Saturday and you better believe I was on my way before he even hung up. I have this vision of us fucking all afternoon and into the early morning hours. Didnāt happen that way. When I got there, he told me he wanted to go out with his friends, but he wanted to fuck me first. We had a fucking date scheduled. Me and him. Nothing to do with any of his friends. I let him know in no uncertain terms I wasnāt good with this. Then he whipped his dick out and started stroking it in front of me. Fucking asshole. It isnāt fair because he knows I think the absolute world of his cock. And then he started ordering me around. Thatās when things didnāt go as planned. At least for me, they did. He told me to drop the pants and that he was going to fuck my ass. I wanted to say no for a multitude of reasons, but somehow I just ended up dropping my pants. He came over and grabbed my arms and took me to the doorway. He put my hands on the door frame and had me bend my knees, and then started poking at my asshole with his dick. It was tough at first. He spit on his dick and started pushing that enormous head in my ass. It hurt. It hurt a lot. But I didnāt want to stop either. I warm my asshole up before ass fucking. I get it stretched and lubed. Not this time. Even though it hurt, I still wanted it in my ass as in deep in my ass. I hate him for that. But then again, I love him for it as well. Itās a weird thing I have going on with him. He eventually got the head in, stretching the opening of my ass to its limits and beyond. Then he started sliding it inside slowly. I could feel it touch each new place in my guts and pushing air deep inside of me, taking my breath away. After a minute or so, he was buried balls deep in my colon. And like an asshole, I came. I came really hard. So hard he laughed at me. This 24 yr old piece of shit has made me his slave because of his cock and now heās laughing at me because I have zero control when Iām around it. When I cum from getting my ass fucked, itās different. Itās deep to the core and renders me completely helpless and it lasts for minutes. I canāt even speak. All I can do is submit to the cock in my ass, making me a cum moron. After I came, I was so much more aware of every sensation his cock was causing my rectum to experience. I could really feel every inch of his dick. I could feel it stretching every millimeter of my colon as the fat head moved from the rim of my asshole to wherever it goes when itās balls deep. It felt like it was in my stomach when he buried it all the way inside of me. And I came again and once again, he laughed at me. Then he got serious and started pounding my ass while I was holding on to the doorway for support. I could see myself getting ass fucked by him in a mirror he has hanging up. I looked good being ass fucked by a 24 yr old who was making me submit my ass to his perfect penis. He bottomed his cock out, and I could feel every pump as he injected his sperm somewhere deep in my guts. He slipped his cock out of my ass and told me to get on all fours, that he wanted to see his cum drip out of my asshole. I did as he asked and I tried as hard as I could, but I could only get a drop to squeeze out of me. He put his jizz so far up in my guts that it was going to be there for a long time. I wanted to please him and show him the mess he dumped in my colon but it didnāt happen. He said it was okay, but his dick was still dripping cum and he wanted me to clean it up. I sucked his ass fucking cock completely dry for 15 minutes. There wasnāt a drop of cum left to be had. I donāt normally suck a dick after itās been in my ass, but I did for him and I was grateful for the opportunity. He gave me a quick kiss on the forehead and said he had to get ready to go out. He sent me out the door with a gut full of his nut still squishing around inside of me. I was so happy! I am not quite sure what actually went on in my head, but whatever it was; I want more! Just knowing that I can be made to submit to a cock is oddly frustrating but massively sexy. Life is good, thatās all I can say about it!
I still have Sunday to get through and that was pretty cool as well, but I donāt want to write a fucking novel here. Plus, Iām a bit too worked up, as in horny, to keep going. There will be a rubout session happening shortly!
