Okay, let’s get this thing started. Busy past few days and even busier days cumming up! This video is a little older but I have new ones cumming shortly! Last night I got hit on by a schoolteacher, so that was kind of awesome. Is it going to happen? Probably not. Even so, the whole thing made me happy. Was she hot? She was okay. I would definitely lick her pussy from top to bottom, inside out, given the chance. I’m sure she would do things to my clit if given the chance as well. The problem is, I am not feeling the whole gay vibe thing right now. I am more interested in the sudden and plentiful dick availability that I have going on right now. It’s fun planning how to get them all inside me, with none of them knowing about the others. Dealing with a gay chick and eating pussy would kind of put a damper on the dick getting in my guts. Pussy has a way of tossing a wrench into the gears of infidelity.
I have a date with my boy-toy tonight. I am seriously looking forward to getting fucked into oblivion. I love the thought of being his mindless fuck hole whose only mission in life is to please his penis anyway it desires. Truthfully, all I want to do is make him ejaculate. That’s kind of new for me. I mean, that’s all I think about. I want to feel that spot between his balls that pump and spasms when he cums. It’s driving me insane thinking about it. Add in the fact that I am being owned and used by a dick that is only 24 yrs old and it only makes it more intense. I know my role in his life is nothing more than being his cum dumpster. Fuck, I like being like that! All he has to do is even hint that I might be able to suck his cock and my pussy drools and my head gets foggy. I wonder what that is like for him. Owning a 50 something MILF and using her as a place to empty his testicles whenever he pleases. I wonder if he tells friends about me. If they make jokes at my expense. I hope so. Oddly enough, that turns me on. I have this mental image of them all standing around laughing at me as I suck the sperm out of his testicles like it was the last meal on earth. I would like to experience that. I know there are folks out there that are like “what the fuck is wrong with this chick?” Oh, please. Shut up. I don’t care. I have said it a thousand times. I have weird thoughts and I enjoy every single deranged one of them. I am in my fucking 50s having the absolute best sex of my life. With that said, I hope I “cum” home tonight with jizz in my hair, dripping out of my pussy and slowly leaking out of my asshole. On the way home, I want to stop at 7-11 and get myself a Twix candy bar and stand in line and let everyone see me in my spermy cum catcher state. Yep, I am that fucking bizarre and I wouldn’t change a damn thing. Fuck, just thinking about that turns me on. Got to stop. I never get anything done when I am overly horny.
How did I get so weird sexually? Who knows? Who cares. What I know is the best decision I made in life was to retire from the professional porn industry. My sex life has taken off in ways I never dreamed possible. No, I will not quit making new fuck videos. But they are homemade ones. Doing pro level stuff in any capacity in the adult industry is a definite hazard to one’s sex drive/life. Ever since I hung up my pro status, I have been in fuck overdrive and there is no slowing down, it seems.
I want to get to my pet store buddy. I was never into the whole porn “fuck my son’s friends” type thing. Now, oddly enough, I am all in. I want to fuck this guy so badly I can almost feel his nut dripping out me. I wish he would text me, email me, do something for fuck’s sake. I think he is on here, so hopefully he gets the fucking hint in no uncertain terms after reading this. CUM stick your dick me Mr!!! Christ, what does a girl have to do around here to get a belly full of jizz? Anyway. I’ll get into this more after I rub one out. I’m going to look up some porn where the mom fucks the friends and see if I can get myself totally hyped up. I probably end up going to the store again and make it clear I want him to pump his baby batter into my guts. Anyway, catch you all a bit later!
Hello, lovelies (said in a very posh British way). What is going on today? I was working a guy’s dick last night in his car. Sucking it, jerking it off, just generally having a good time doing things to his cock. From this point on, it might sound angry, but really, it’s not. Well, maybe a little because now my fucking injured arm is tweaked again just when it was getting better. We got a fucking flat. His tire exploded. Sounded like a shotgun went off. We pulled into a pretty big strip mall parking lot in a not-so-great but not-so-bad area. I know it as the Harbor Freight-Wawa mall. The rest of the stores I don’t pay attention to. It was around 8, so pretty empty and full-on dark out. I wanted to finish my handiwork, but he was all upset about it and put his dick away. It’s a fucking tire. It’s not going anywhere, nor is it going to get any worse. No matter how long we take to empty his balls down my throat, it will still be only just a flat. So he gets out, determines like the rocket scientist he is, that it truly is a flat tire, and starts digging through his phone for a tow truck company. I ask him why he wants to tow his car, and he looks at me like I’m an idiot and says he doesn’t. He just needs the tire changed. I confirmed that he had a spare. So I said why not just change it? Takes 15 to 20 minutes if that. He asks me in a fucked up way if he looked like a mechanic. I said it doesn’t take a mechanic to change a tire. He ignores me and makes the call. The first company needs 2 hours. The second-place says 30 minutes. He goes with the second company and we wait. I’m thinking we can pass the time in constructive ways and I try to get his dick back out of his pants. He isn’t having it. I try to persuade him and tell him I’ll give his balls a blowout they won’t forget. He says he is too stressed out to be doing “dumb shit.” Dumb shit. That’s what he called it. It wasn’t so dumb when his dick was in my mouth prior to the flat tire. Now he’s stressed because his tires flat and it’s “dumb shit.” Okay, fuck you, but okay. An hour goes by, no tow truck/service truck. I said I’ll help you change it. Not going to happen, he says. It’s too dangerous. An hour and a half goes by, so I said call them back and find out what’s going on. They tell him the truck is delayed and it will be another hour. I said call someone else, but he doesn’t want to do that. I tell him to pop the trunk, that I’ll change the fucking thing. He laughs, thinks I’m joking. At this point, I am anything but joking. It’s a fucking tire. My kids could change a tire by the time they were 12. I have had enough of this silliness. I start setting up an Uber and he gets all pissy about it. So I give him an ultimatum, pop the trunk or I’m taking an Uber home. He pops the trunk, I change the tire. It took me less than 30 minutes while he sat on the curb and watched. He is in his early 30s and watched me bust the lugs, lay on the ground and jack the car, remove the flat, replace the tire and tighten the lugs as best I could. He never lifted a finger to help. It was his fucking car, but as he told me a dozen times, he wasn’t getting his master’s degree in business to be a car mechanic. I pulled up Uber on the phone, saw they could get me in 10 minutes, and booked the ride. Look, folks, I know I said I would change the tire, but I am only 125 lbs these days and it took everything I had to bust the lugs loose. He could have helped with that. We had some unkind words with each other. I probably shouldn’t have called him a pussy, but it seemed to fit at the moment. I left his puzzle of a combination lug wrench/jack handle in pieces, as well as the jack and flat tire spread out on the ground while we bantered back and forth. My Uber arrived, and I told him he may want to wait until the service truck shows up and tightens those lugs for him. Plus, he had to put all that shit back in his trunk which was a trick all by itself. Did he do it? I don’t have a clue. It would be my guess he let the service truck handle all of that. He wouldn’t want to get his hands dirty. I left in the Uber and thought to myself, the next generation of Americans are going to be pure 100 percent massive pussies. My concern isn’t that he didn’t know how to change a tire. It was that he thought being able to change one was a sign of low social status and intelligence. In addition, his lack of concern for anyone else’s well-being other than his own was so apparent that he never even got up off his ass to help with anything. As in, not one damn thing. I get it. People have gotten so used to being served that they are unable to help themselves anymore. Great, but be respectful and helpful in any way you can when someone is doing you a favor. I have decided that I will be completely unhelpful with emptying his testicles for him from now on. It’s a good thing I don’t consider him a regular as he lives in Orlando because I’d rather change his tire again than see his overly entitled pussy of a dick. Just saying. I hope he waited for another 4 hours.
I took these pics yesterday, before I changed the tire, thinking happy thoughts about dicks. Little did I know. I still am reasonably happy with them.
Wouldn’t it be cool to be able to say “I fucked my girlfriend’s mom in the ass until she came.” Weird and all of that, but wouldn’t that be awesome? I don’t have a daughter, so it isn’t going to happen, but oddly enough, I enjoy thinking about that. I always wanted to be that mom. You know, the one that is carrying around cum in her guts from some younger stud while making them all snack after we sneaked a quick breeding in. That makes me a slip and slide thinking about it. I would want to be married as well. I get really weird at this point in my strange fantasies. The oddest things turn me on. Really odd things can get me so intensely turned on I squirm in my chair thinking about them. Some of them are quite mean and demeaning. Like making my husband watch me fuck him. I like to think when he sees how much bigger and more powerful this guy’s cock is, almost not even legal, he shrinks into this weak sniveling pussy of a man. It makes him helpless and if I just flick his tiny little penis it pathetically cums, shooting a couple of tiny drops of jizz while the 18 yr old that mows our lawn is dumping sperm inside his wife. I always wanted to get knocked up this way. Even hotter would be what if my son’s college friend knocked me up? Yep, that’s weird as shit, but even so, turns me right the fuck on for some reason. I told you this stuff gets bizarre. But I have no choice in what turns me on. I know dick size is huge for guys. It used to annoy to no end me hearing guys constantly brag, complain, or ask about dick size, knowing it really has no bearing on the big picture of fucking. But somehow I incorporated it into my strange world of sexual fantasies. Now it’s stuck in there and I love it when I find a guy with a tiny dick who can take a verbal beat down without completely freaking out. I had one experience in where I had a guy in his late 40s who was big, tall, full of muscle but had a 3-inch dick and floppy balls that made it look even smaller. He wanted to go to a swingers club for the first time and I am always okay with that. We met a younger couple, they were 18 and 19, and even though they shouldn’t have been there, they were. We went to a private room and the 18 yr old dropped his pants and out flopped a big fat dick that wasn’t even hard. It was twice the size of my boyfriend’s hard cock and pretty much ended up being 3 times when he got hard. I guess he never really saw a cock like that because he refused to get undressed. I could tell he was embarrassed about the size of his dick. He should have been. He did a lot of shit-talking about how good he could fuck, and he wasn’t bad, but now he was faced with what he perceived to be a real man’s dick. I didn’t let that slow me down. I sucked that fat cock hard while his girlfriend tried to get my guy’s clothes off. She eventually gave up and joined me. It wasn’t an issue. There was plenty of dick for the both of us. It went on from there. My guy never took his clothes off. I got fucked into submission and became his personal sperm sponge. He started with condoms, but my pussy took over and pulled that stupid thing off, and we went raw. There was no way I was going to waste that cock with a condom fucking things up. So, as I said, I got fucked stupid. Dick has a way of doing that to me. I said some dumb things. I told him to keep his clothes on because I didn’t want to see his “tiny little clitty dick” anyway. I actually told my 18yr old that would leave him if he asked me to and made sure my boyfriend could hear that loud and clear. I think it made my studs dick even harder knowing that! The kid even joined in and told him to show us his tiny dick or he would lose me to him forever all while he was slipping his dick inside me from behind as I was on all fours taking it like a cock-starved bimbo. Which was kind of exactly what I was at this point. His girlfriend kind of went to her own corner, I think, somewhat shocked by all of it. She probably saw a side of her dude she didn’t know existed. He was fully in command of a 40 something MILF, making her do whatever he wanted. Which he did. He fucked me in the ass, he stuffed his dick in my face, he titty-fucked me, he made me say things that degraded my boyfriend. The worst was he had me tell my boyfriend that I didn’t want him anymore. That he could leave and wait for me at home because I belonged to this kid who was fucking me senseless. I don’t think his girlfriend appreciated that a whole lot, either. She left before he blew his load in my ass. I don’t think this kid cared. I think he figured out he had a new calling in life and that was being a bull in the bedroom. My boyfriend finished the night out, but I never let up on him. I was too into it. I took jabs at his manhood every chance I get. And I did it in front of people. I would tell his friends that he had a tiny little girl penis. He left me about two weeks later. I was sad to see him go. I enjoyed his tiny little penis and all the humiliation I could dish out because of it. But I soon found out there were plenty of tiny dicked dudes not just willing but dying to be humiliated, shrunk down to girly men in the face of much larger dicks. I like that. I like that a lot. Again, I know, very bizarre, but such is life. Is it healthy? For me, it is, maybe not so much for guys who get a bit insecure about things. Then again, it's not a requirement, just a game I like to play now and then.
What happened to that guy at the swingers’ club? He dated me for years to cum. He is in about 10 videos with me, one of which I will put up on my add-on site bt34gg later today. I moved. Otherwise, I suspect he would still do his best to put another baby into Mrs. Robison! Oh, I do miss his nut dripping down my thighs! He probably put more sperm into me than anyone else and, however much cum it was, it wasn’t enough. Just saying.
Good evening everyone, hope the day is going well. Let’s get straight to it. Last night. Yes, I got a belly full of jizz inserted in me from both ends. As in, I swallowed a load of swimmers and worked another load of sperm out of a set of balls with my box. All in a night’s work. The question you are wondering is who did I get the cum from? As you should be. I was at BWW’s last night with 6 fairly hunky guys. The oldest probably was 26. I would have fucked 4 of them. It would have been 5, but he was too much of a dick to make me actually want his dick. So, did I fuck more than one guy? No. I gave my boy-toy a blowjob in the truck and we fucked at my place later on. My boy-toy is cumming along nicely, though. He gave me explicit instructions on how he wanted me to blow him. I followed them to the letter. He told me to suck his balls in my mouth and stroke the head of his dick with my fingers. I enjoyed that. I think I probably looked good with his nuts in my mouth, looking up at him, stroking his head and watching him thoroughly, enjoying making me suck his dick just the way he wanted. When he wanted to cum, he told me to put the head in my mouth and swirl my tongue around the ridge, and again, that’s what I did. When he came, he told me to swallow with each pump and I drank his sperm just like that as well. My favorite part was after he came and he said, “You did a good job blowing me. Do you want me to fuck you?” He said it like he would be doing me a favor to breed me and, honestly, he was. I fucking love being so into a cock that I want to treat it like a king and put it inside me as often as possible. I’m pretty much that hooked on this guy’s dick. We got to my house, he told me to suck him hard which I did, and then he bent me over the couch and fucked me from behind. He made me tell him I wanted him to cum inside me which was easy to do because I really did want him to drench my insides with his sperm. It was somewhat humiliating because when he sunk it in my guts, balls deep, I came. I came really, really, hard. Stupid faces and noises included. That took all of about 30 seconds of his dick sliding in and out of me to make that happen. Usually, it’s my pussy making the cock embarrass itself by nutting in seconds. Roles have been reversed and I’m the one prematurely nutting chick style. I can’t help it. His dick is so big and long and it’s attached to this beautiful 24 yr old that has taken full ownership of my pussy. Not to mention his nuts. They really do like perfectly round softballs and they seem to be good for 3 or 4 solid breedings with plenty of jizz for each one. After he nutted in my guts, he left his dick inside of me until it was completely soft and then ordered me to lick and suck his dick and balls spotless. I have no idea why, but being told to do that just made my pussy drool all over again. They were so clean you could eat off of them after I was done with them. It’s really turned into a wonderful thing for me, sexually, that is. I masturbated after he left, thinking about being made to clean the sperm and my pussy slime off his dick with my mouth. I will pretty much do anything he wants just to be able to hold his dick in my hands. As a person, meh. He isn’t all that personality-wise. Hard to listen to, somewhat annoying at times, but that dick. It’s the great equalizer for me. He’s having a good time too. He’s banging a 50 plus MILF who is doing anything his cock desires. So it’s a win-win.
What about the other guys from last night? I’m stuck. One guy took my phone and put his number in it. He has been texting me all day. He is better looking, taller, and that means he is very tall, and he’s 23. I like that. But does he have the dick my boy-toy does? There is only one way to find out. The other guy texted me some photos of Jeep tires he has for sale. Then this morning he texted me again, telling me he really liked me and would like to hang out sometime. He’s 22, and that is a massive turn-on for me. Better yet, he is very attractive as well. He’s black, and there is always that possibility of a massive big black cock. But again, there is only one way to find out, and do I want to take that chance? Do I risk ticking off my wonderful boy-toy cock for the shot at cubs number 1 and 2? I feel like I almost have to. I haven’t decided yet though but I haven’t cut either one-off from texting with me. I need to feel out my boy-toy and see if he is open for a three or even a four-way with them. Wishful thinking but never hurts to tactfully ask. I’ll keep you posted!
Sorry about goofing around and being late to start posting today but silly appointments to keep have been getting in the way. Anyway, I am starting with this one. My next one today will be about my night last night before I go out again tonight and hopefully have more to tell! So catch you all in a couple of hours or so!
My boy-toy Bob asked me what I liked about him the most today via text. He’s a needy bastard, but that dick is the great equalizer. So I texted back truthfully, “Your cock.” He replied, “Besides that, silly!” I said you have such a handsome face (and he does), we should frame it with my legs. He texted back, “You're impossible.” What does he want me to tell him? I honestly don’t know. I like him, he’s a nice guy as far as 24 yr olds go, but I certainly don’t want to date him as in really dating him. Whatever happened to the friends with benefits thing? Can’t we just do that? He sticks his dick in my guts, dumps sperm inside me. We all go home very happy. That’s what I’m talking about. I feel like he’s looking for love and relationship status here. The only love and relationship I want to be in is with his hard cock. His balls are a close second. I may be in love with those as well. I’ll get back to you on that. But him? Fuck no. I feel like my chances of getting fucked by him and his friends tonight are getting extremely slim. I think he wants me all for himself, the selfish bastard! If it wasn’t for his cock, I would suck them all off under the table, whether he liked it or not. But he has that cock. That wonderful magical cock that makes my pussy drool. I feel like my pussy can already taste his jizz that it’s going to be getting tonight. How weird is that? I don’t know. Maybe I’m reading too much into his texts. We shall find out tonight!
I have come to the conclusion that I am one kinky slut who has a thing for cock. That doesn’t mean I don’t want a long-term relationship. Granted, it would be a long-term fucked up kind of relationship but one all the same. I just need to find a guy who I can fuck in ways that will leave no doubt that I’m going straight to hell. One that won’t freak out if I accidentally swallow another guy’s sperm. Good luck with that, though. I wouldn’t freak out if he accidentally slipped his dick into another chick, so I just don’t see the problem.
Dick size. Really? Again? For fuck’s sake, get over it guys. Dicks are fun no matter the size. If I was under the table blowing five guys, the last thing on my mind would be who has the biggest dick. I don’t even notice dick size when I’m in the moment. Big dicks are mostly a visual thing. Something you can remember about it. It’s hard to remember dicks. They kind of all look the same. Sure, my favorite cock right now is huge. But the turn-on is it belongs to a 24 yr old, and obviously fucking a 24 yr old in and of itself is a massive turn-on. Combine the two and boom, great fucking is pretty much assured.
So I am going to Buffalo Wild Wings tonight for some guys’ birthday party. I am going to be the only chick there. I will be old enough to be all of their moms. I’m okay with that. My boy-toy thinks of me as one of the guys, but with a pussy he can sink his dick into whenever he pleases. He is correct about sinking the dick whenever he pleases. The one of the boys’ thing not so much but I’ll keep pretending to keep the dick sliding in. I am supercurious as to who the guys are and what the vibe might end up being. I don’t want to cheat on him with his friends, but then again, I kind of do. I don’t want to downgrade dicks is my main issue. My boy-toy, aka Bob, has such a gorgeous 9-inch penis with the biggest, roundest, freshest testicles ever. I don’t want to end up with a mediocre penis because I just felt like getting some new dick. In other words, I’m afraid I might lose the cock that I find myself thinking about at random moments. It’s not worth the chance so I’ll try to be on my best behavior. I have this idea about joking around with him about getting group banged by his friends so he can show them who’s boss with that magical dick of his. See what I’m doing there? Using his big dick ego to get what I want without losing his big dick. It could work. It could also backfire. I have had group sex where everyone gets wildly jealous and it turns into a complete disaster afterward. I don’t really get jealous. About the worst thing that happens is I get annoyed if I’m left out of the fun. I’m hoping my boy-toy isn’t the jealous or insecure type, but I don’t know yet. I have spent all my time teaching how to use his treasure of a cock like a man and not one of these new-fangled dildo heads with painted fingernails. I need to see if I can get him to step up his game and expand the old sexual horizons into some crazy shit. When we do fuck tonight, no matter how it goes down, and hopefully it will go down more than a few times, it will be epic. I haven’t been laid in almost a week and I have not rubbed one out of respect for his cock. Actually, I just want to see if I hold off and let his dick do its magic in my guts how stupid it will make me. I want his dick to turn me into a begging, incoherent cock whore. It’s a whole new level of mental stress/turnon when a 24 yr old makes you lick his sperm off the floor because he knows he can. I haven’t done that, but I’m hoping it happens soon. Just saying.
I got to thinking this morning what was the worst most offensive pickup line I have ever dropped in real life to someone I absolutely did not know but found wildly attractive. It was easy. A MILF in a jewelry store looking at earrings beside me was the recipient. To me, she was so hot I was already tasting her on my tongue. I lost control of my thoughts for a minute. It happens sometimes. It’s why I give guys a pass or two for dumb things they say. I understand it. I am not immune to it. She held up a pair of earrings to her ears and looked in the mirror and then at me and smiled. I said they looked great and here it cums folks, I added “the only thing that I think would look better behind your ears are your ankles.” Talk about sudden awkward silence. I knew I crossed the line the second I said it. I said, “good talk, have a nice day." and split as fast as I could. I have no idea why I thought that was appropriate. I know better. I had heard that line before somewhere and it just slipped out. I know prior to saying it I was thinking how great she would look with her legs spread and my face between them. Probably around that point, I lost control of my thoughts which means my mouth says whatever it wants. I wish I hadn’t said it. She was probably straight as an arrow, so the shock factor sunk in even more hearing that from a complete stranger. It might have even been less abrasive if a guy had said it. In the end, it’s not the end of the world. I have gotten much worse, so I know how she felt. It’s a story for her, how some crazy lesbian made a pass at her. For me, it’s just one of those brain farts that seems to happen now and then.
Hello everyone, hope the weekend is going well, mine not so bad. I spent a good portion of the last day and a half hanging lights and putting up Christmas decorations in the style of Clark Griswold. Christmas Vacation is still a classis for me to this day. Some people hate it, some people love it, I’m in the latter category. Okay, let’s go on. I fixed the password on bt34gg.com so all you have to do now is copy and paste chynabt2621 into the appropriate field. I’ve double-checked it a hundred times and it still works.
I just saw this online. “Jokes about sex just aren’t funny and should be stopped.” She’s right, folks. I mean, cum on people! (See what I did there? My attempt at being clever, but if I’m being honest... I like being cummed on, just saying) Jokes about sex are funny and should continue at all costs.
I keep getting asked if I have been getting fucked over the last few days. No. Everyone seems to be preoccupied with the holiday and the holiday weekend. So was I. I thought about it while I doing my decorating. Besides keeping me entertained and soaking wet, it also provided me with some clarity on where I wanted to go next in terms of being bred (more on that later). I think I might have a date lined up for tomorrow. There is a chance that it may be a good one because it may not be an actual date but rather a get-together with a few of his close friends. What comes to mind is, of course, me sucking the life out of a 20 something cock while another one is greasing my asshole with his sperm. But then again, that’s just me. We may end up just sitting around talking all night until I pass out from boredom. One never knows how these things will go. A girl can hope, though!
I attempted phone sex. I found it to be uncomfortable, and the screen had snail tracks on it. I’m just saying here.
This can be read in more ways than worth thinking about. “Anal sex is for assholes.” It can be both a positive and a negative. It’s a conundrum. Again, just saying, you be the judge.
Going to bed with a food belly, ate way to much.
The video I am putting up on bt34gg.com is another video you will only see there. It’s with a girl I used to date and though she isn’t a porn chick, she wanted to try her hand at making one. They aren’t as easy as she thought they were. I had to cut out the cameraman's voice a hundred times because he had to instruct her the whole way through it! Check it out the password is chynabt2621 no username required.
Hello everyone. Why am I on the Chyna kick you may be asking? I am back and I was just talking to my long-lost ex-girlfriend Chyna. We used to date. We used to live together. We used to do things to each other’s pussy several times a day. She actually had me. As in, I would have married her if she asked. It would have been a big mistake, but I would have done it, anyway. It wasn’t her personality that did it for me by any means. She is impossible, at the very least. But when she looks as good as she does and tastes even better, one lets a lot of things slide. In fact, I let just everything slide just so I could have her. The proverbial thinking with your dick, but replace the dick with a vagina. Still, we remained friends even after we split up. She’s living in Ohio, doing her thing, me still just hanging out in Daytona Beach. We facetimed; she looks great, just older. I haven’t seen her in 10 yrs now so that’s to be expected. She is still single, still occasionally gay, just like me. The fact is, I'm itching to suck her beautifully shaped pussy so intensely that I can nearly taste it again.. She is talking about visiting me sometime soon and I’m like “hell yes, you should do that immediately.” As in, I think I could get her a flight for tonight still. That isn’t going to happen and I doubt I will see her anytime soon, if ever again. I think she was just being polite by saying so. Anyway, take a look at her. I put up a Solo video I shot of her in my studio in the dungeon set. You will see why I would have married her. She possessed the most flawless pussy I have ever witnessed in my life. It's unlikely that you'll come across a more exquisite, lickable vagina and arse anywhere else. The video has to be on bt34gg.com so that’s where I put it. She will be reading this as I gave her a subscription to my site as well as the password for bt34gg which is now chynabt2621 so check it out with her! Again, the password is chynabt2621 you don’t need a username.
Let me know what you think!
I am going to start the day off with a quick video update. I am going to do another bt34gg post as well. I will do a more in-depth post here as well today so watch for that! If you haven't used your free access to the add-on site you are poking yourself in the eye... just saying. All you have to do is go to bt34gg.com and put in the password btzoe21 and there is a bunch of my cool stuff there free for you to peruse, jack one out, do whatever weird shit you want to do... the weirder the better... so check it out!
I just put a badass video up on bt34gg.com and you really do need to see it. For those who are unfamiliar bt34gg is the site where I put all of my stuff that I can’t put on here because of the ID requirement changes. There is not one ad or sales pitch. It’s just my porn for you to watch. I put some effort and money into this so do me the favor of at least checking it out and letting me know what you think! Again, this is a cool as fuck video and it’s definitely got that early classic porn style feel to it. I shot it in my studio with Zoe Zayn and a guy she did some previous porn with. It’s a cool ass video, and it has all the good stuff a threesome should have. So check it out. The password is btzoe24 You don’t need a username.
Pics aren't from the video, I can't find any but these were from the same month so I put them up anyway! @u125291845
Who doesn’t love pussy? Or an ass, for that matter. I’m talking chicks here. Clean chicks. Ones that know how to shower, groom, and look good. I hate to say it, but the younger generation has taken on some poor hygiene habits over the years and the term stinky pinky applies. But not all of them. Some of them are so clean they make my mouth water. Not to mention my box. Put a well-groomed pussy in front of my face and my box gets so wet you’re going to need a lifeguard just to go in. As far as ass goes, I’ll eat me some amazingly perfect ass for sure. Not dudes. Your shit is not what I would say is appealing, pun intended. You have a dick and balls. Be happy with that. Leave the ass eating to recipients with a vagina only. It has to be hairless, and I do mean hairless. Clean goes without saying. Get that done, and I’m tongue fucking her asshole like I’m digging for gold. Can I come from getting my ass eaten out? No. But I can if I break out the vibrator while you're doing it! In fact, it’s not unusual for me to prefer cumming that way. Why? I don’t fucking know, it just feels good, is a massive turn-on, and I like it. No point in over anal-lyzing it. See what I did there? Fuck, why am I talking about eating ass? Not a clue. I don’t even know why I was thinking about but I was. Now I want to do it, but there is not one chick I know who would be down for me licking their bunghole. You know what? Chicks were more open 10 yrs ago. They would try anything at least once. Now they would rather just make TIK Tök videos dancing around or lip-syncing some weird inspiration bullshit. I like social media. It’s where I get my porn. At least on Twitter. I like watching the Asian chicks dance as well. They look so delicious! But other than that, I don’t have time for it. Man, I have gone from ass-eating to social media without missing a beat. I need some direction for sure today. What are they are saying 6 million times a day on social media? I definitely did not understand the assignment.
Today was the day I got asked three times if it was really me or if I had someone else running my account. Look, I know that’s rampant on here. But the thought of providing content to some ding dong who then answers my messages as if it was me irks me to no end. It provides some advantages as you get responded to very quickly when you message. But is a fast pretend response worth it? In all fairness, I know some girls who are lightning-fast on here, and no handlers/assistants are required. Anyway. Most content handlers are simply using generic ideas for all the accounts they manage. They ask the creator to make specific content they think will sell. They edit it if need be. You aren’t getting the stuff that interests them; you are just getting the stuff the handler thinks will interest the most of amount of people. I came to OF to avoid agents, assistants, handlers, and those types of folks. They beat me to it. They were here in drogues before I ever even showed up. It’s legit, they are without a doubt allowed to do that. But it just isn’t for me. Would I make more money? Absolutely. They network very well and, in fact, some of them are very good at marketing their clients. However, again, I don’t want some ding dong telling you what turns me on. First, he doesn’t know, and second, I’m quite capable of doing that all by myself. It’s a personal choice and I don’t blame or find fault in any of the girls who do it. It’s a business decision and truthfully, they are making a smarter decision than I am. I think you are all quite aware by now that my ability to apply logic to decisions is highly compromised. Plus, I enjoy writing and I’m better at it than most chicks on here. Just saying. In conclusion. Every response, every video, every photo, is my own thought, idea, creation. No input from anyone else, though some would say I could use some.
Happy Wednesday everyone. The day before Thanksgiving for those of you here in the US. So feast on these pics as if they were turkey Mr! Anyway, I will post another video today and I have a bt34gg.com video ready as well. I won’t be around tomorrow as I have family here at my house, so my attention will be on them. I might repost something old just because but I won’t be doing a lot either way until Friday. Never fear, though, my porn will soon be here!
Last night was date number two of the week. I have gone 2 for 2 so far. There is a high probability I will go three for three today. I may go back and see my boy-toy later today so that counts. If I had my part-time pussy stuffer set something up, then I’d be at four cocks in a week. My boyfriends, Bobs, my trainer, and part-time coke can dick Dave. I mean, three dicks in a week ain’t bad, either. I’ll take it with a smile on my face.
Did I fuck my trainer last night? I did, thank you very much. I’m excited about that, actually. Was it any good you might be wondering? It was, again, thank you very much. Where did he cum, you inquire inquisitively? To be sure, he deposited his sperm in my guts. Then he got all fucked up in his head like so many guys do and got all worried about fucking me unprotected. I am as protected as you get when it comes to contraception. It isn’t going to happen unless a miracle is performed and my insides grow back healthy and all of that happy shit. I explained this to him and now he wants to keep flooding my pussy with his jizz. He ain’t no boy-toy/Bob. His dick certainly isn’t going to put his baby goo up inside of me anywhere near the depths that Bob’s dick will. Not many people will touch places inside me that Bob does. When he buries his dick to the hilt, he is a solid 3 to 5 inches deeper than most guys will ever dream of getting. Think about how I feel. He is touching places inside of me that hasn’t been touched in a very long time. When the head of his dick touches those rarely visited by cock spots, the sensation is mind-boggling. It is for this reason that big dicks hold an advantage over regular ones. No point in bullshitting you. I want to be touched in those places. So always good to have a big dick dude on standby. Bob, however, is on a fuck fling with me. He is looking for a soulmate and I am definitely not it. Nor he for me unless you count his cock alone as my soulmate. I just like the feeling of having to beg a 24 yr old to make me cum or let me drink his sperm. Hopefully, this thing we have will continue on for as long as possible. I will see him again on Friday so looking forward to that! That is all the updates I have for you. As bizarre as they are, I am having a fantastic time sharing them with you!
Quick ass sperm pie being that is exactly what I got last night. Did this one in Dec 2020 but it kind of sets the mood for last night! @u125291845
All right, let’s get this thing started, shall we? I was cheated on by my boy-toy, and in order to make things right, I packed his dick in my ass and stuffed my derriere with greasy sperm as a punishment. Later, when he requested to fuck my ass a second time, just to make sure he learned his lesson, I agreed to let him do so. As I was leaving, barely able to walk because his fat obnoxious cock that I absolutely adore stretched my asshole into a cave, he asked for a blowjob. Sure, why not. It took forever, but I know I enjoyed every second of it. He had little jizz to feed me, as my ass sucked out most of his nut, but I managed to get a good swallow down nonetheless. I really showed him who is running the show!
So, what exactly happened with him and his side pussy is somewhat unknown. Or maybe I’m the pussy on the side who knows. What does it matter? As long as his dick is doing everything in its might to breed a baby into me, I’m in good shape. Apparently, from what I could get, she didn’t like the sex. She complained he was too rough, and it took too long. I asked him what the fuck was he doing to this girl, and he swears she just lay there like a log and complained it hurt the whole time. She doesn’t want to see him anymore. That’s too bad because he showed me a picture of her. She is cute as fuck. I could do a threesome with them both, for sure. Oh well, none of my business. I actually like him more now that I know his cock has a wandering eye for pussy. What prompted the discussion? I asked him how his date was with her. He was taken aback at first, but I told him the only thing that irked me was he didn’t tell me right away so I could finger myself while the details were still fresh. So I got the details as best I could and packed up my spermy butthole, made a wet spot on my seat in the car on the way home, and promptly masturbated twice. Yes, twice. I got a bit funky weird for a little bit while I was at it. I stuffed my fingers in my ass so I could taste the sperm he left in me. That’s what made me want to rub one out the second time around.
I have some good news to share with you. As for him, he doesn't know that I'm going to get another fucking from a cock he doesn't know about. No, I won’t tell him. I know he will be unable to deal with it. The day is coming when he is going to put his face in my pussy and wonder why it tastes so salted and starchy. Life is good, my friends. Very good!
So, I got myself into this outfit and headed out to several places just to see if I could get some interest from the guys. I'm going to see if I can tentpole a few pairs of pants. I got some looks so pretty happy about that. Later, while I was out, I received a text from my cheating boy-toy. He wants to get together with me tonight at 8 p.m. He has no idea that I am aware that he has snuck his wang inside another girl's luscious baby basket. I hope he tells me. Actually, I'm hoping he tells me about it as he's releasing his testicles in my cozy baby basket. This is a delicious situation for me! I wonder if he thinks I'll be mad if I find out? What would be really cool is if he has me suck his cock while he tells me everything about it. That is what it means to be truly owned by a large, obnoxious penis. So owned that I'm willing to swallow his sperm while he tells me about how he had a sexual encounter with another woman. Fuck, that's hot as fuck. Repeated word but it's appropriate here. Even just thinking about it makes me feel like his enormous dick is rearranging my insides as we speak! Have fun with these photos, and I'll check up with you in a little to let you know how things are going tonight. I need to get my breeding box all spick and span and ready for a successful breeding so tick-tock, tick-tock, don't be late for the cock! Catch you all shortly! Wish me luck. If that fucker decides to end his relationship with me, I'm going to break his cock off and bring it home with me. I'd never been a big fan of him in the first place. His penis, however, well now, that is a whole different story!
Another video of me wishing a penis was in my guts. Enjoy!
Bob cheated on me this weekend. Fucked some other chick. Left me at home. Good for him! Fuck, it's about time he manned it up. I'm proud of him, he did the right thing. Put that cock to use the way it was meant to be. Would I have wanted him to put it to use inside of me instead? Of course, I love that dick. Bob, well you know. Oh well. He doesn't know that I know. A jealous friend who wants to fuck me made sure I found out. I hope he brings it up, I want the details. I am oddly more turned on than I should be about this. I feel like I may have upped his game and now the student is becoming the teacher. Teach me Bob, teach me well.
I needed a big fat penis: that's what I wanted to scream. But instead, I just hung out in bed and masturbated. There was no cock is inside me so you can say I solo-ed it this weekend. It's been a few days since I've had my guts rearranged, and now all I can think about is how much more fun it would be if there was someone else here who could fuck me stupid. I am so hungry for some serious cock. I've been getting prime dick for the past few weeks and now suddenly no penis in my pussy. What the fuck boys? It's hard not to think about it, you know? It seems that there's no one around who wants to give me the big D. What am I supposed to do? I already know. Quit bitching about it and get the damn job done! I figured out that I was too lazy this weekend to get my box stuffed full of dick. I certainly could have given a better effort at finding a cock to dump its dick goo in me. I blame myself. So no feeling sorry for my pussy or myself. Next time, I will hunt the cock down with a vengeance when I am in that kind of mood.
Someone described my driving habits as anti-social this weekend. I blame my mechanic. I took my car to the shop and he wanted too much to fix my brakes. So I had him fix my horn instead.
I thought about Bob's cock this weekend. I didn't know he was getting his dick smeared in pussy juices until today but that would have been even better if I did. I probably thought about it more than I should have. Why do I have such a thing for Bob's meat missile? When you see it hanging there all soft and ugly, all soft dicks are ugly so quit your bitching, it looks like it's going to be 4 or 5 inches. It's so short and thin. But after a few licks or strokes, it expands to over 9 inches and 5 inches around. We used a sewing measuring tape. Don't ask, I had to know, that's all you need to know. It's scary when you see it hard. For its size, it's too hard. It stands straight up with zero flexibility. Most cocks over 7 inches kind of stick straight out and flop around. Not his. It is a regular steel rod. I like that hardness, I prefer that hardness. But, as I said, it's scary. It is so long and strong it feels and seems like it could poke me right in the spleen. Oddly enough, that turns me on. I don't know why. Then he rubs the head of his dick on my clit and I turn stupid. I like turning fuck-stupid. It makes me enjoy the sex so much more. The dick has me so stupid I don't care what I say or do, I just get totally into it. What about Bob himself? I don't know that much about him. I don't really care to be honest. He isn't that interesting. If he keeps turning my guts into fuck soup I'll just keep pretending I give a shit about what he has to say. I hope he calls today and asks me to blow him. I really want to do that. Just show up at his place and suck his dick till he feeds me his cum and then have him tell me to leave because he has to go out with his girlfriend. I want that kind of relationship in my life. I need that kind of relationship. I am starting to understand that I am very bizarre in my sexual likes. I like bizarre so there's that. Just saying!
So no luck getting a penis to do things to my insides last night. It just wasn’t the night for getting a dick inside me. I would have settled for just putting one in my mouth, but even that opportunity didn’t arise, pun intended. It tried rubbing one out, but even that didn’t happen. I had my fingers in me, the vibrator on, but I really wanted to feel a fat, squishy dick inside of me. Nope, no luck. I didn’t cum. I tried everything from inviting guys over to being more straightforward about it, but no one bit. It’s tough when you want something but can’t get it no matter how hard you try! Such is life. I think it’s harder to deny myself the dick when I have such availability to it. I want it on demand. It turns out that it’s pretty difficult not to want something when you're really good at getting it. Oh well, if this is the worst thing that happens to me, I am doing pretty fucking good.
I am out of things to say right off the bat, so back to questions. Why do you like huge cocks? I like huge cocks. As long as they aren’t too huge, that is. This is assuming that I will be fucking said huge cock for some period of time. 9 inches is my go-to number. I can do more but 9 seems to work best. 5 to 6 is my ideal number for lots of reasons. With that said, I do love to be fucked by a big fat 9-inch dick. I’m getting fucked right now by such a cock. I’m more than enjoying every inch of it. So why is that? One of the best things is the world is having someone make me cum with their enormous dick deep inside of me and feeling them squirt out all of their sperm inside of me. I love it when he bends my knees back towards my ears so his cock can go so deep inside of me, making it feel like it goes all the way up my throat! My pussy gets soaking wet just thinking about him taking control over me because he can touch places inside of me most guys will never even get close to. Parts that have been touched so rarely that they are overly sensitive. When he bottoms out in my pussy, it feels like I’m gasping for air, like his dick head is pushing the air out of them. Sometimes I can see his dick pushing my belly around and that makes my pussy drool. Especially when he slides all the way in and there isn’t anything left to go… it blows my mind immediately. That’s the best way I can describe it. Thanks. Way to go, now I’m even hornier than before. Good job question asker.
People ask me about politics. I hate that. Do you really come here for my opinions on politics? I think not. I will, however, give you my opinion of the state of cock in this country. It could be better. Guys, it’s open season out there on chicks. Suck it up and ask them out. Cheat on your wife, girlfriend, go to a swing club, but for fuck’s sake, put that penis to work, Mr! It’s unfortunate to see all that swinging dick meat just hanging out all tucked away in tighty whities. So get out there on the dick campaign trail and show us what you got! Wow. that may have been some of the dumbest shit I ever wrote. Oh well. In keeping with my never delete policy, I will leave this in the post.
I have some custom videos to make today. I enjoy making those. But after I do, I want to keep them for myself because they end up turning me on. Well, I do keep them, and I get off to them, but it would be even hotter if I didn’t share it with anyone. I probably have made a thousand videos I have made that were only for me to masturbate to. I might share some of them, not sure yet. I like to go back to the old ones now and then and think about what was turning me on back then. It changes so much over the years. I have no clue why I’m telling you this. I was just thinking about it; I guess. Anyway, where was I? Custom videos. I usually do a 10-minute video for $80 to $100 and I think that’s super reasonable. I could be wrong. Doesn’t matter. I get some complaints; they want them for $20 bucks. Um… no. I do offer to make custom videos for $50 bucks and I make it just like I would for the full price and they still get the only, but I do post it publicly for the discounted price.
I don’t do this often but on the subject of custom videos; I am getting asked for a price menu quite a bit. I don’t have a menu. I make it up as I go. But I’ll give you a quick idea of what I charge.
Photos, $40 to $50 for a shit ton of them. You get to pick an outfit and what you want me to take pics of.
Tip me anything over $10, I send you a short custom video. The bigger the tip, the longer the video. They are also not generic videos I find stashed on the phone. I make them for you and only you. I enjoy this the most. It feels the most personal for me. Many of you already know this!
Tip me anything up to $10 I send you personalized thank you pics. They are also not generic pics I find stashed on the phone. I take them for you.
Custom videos for 10 minutes. $80 to $100 depending on what you ask for and definitely could be more if you want other people and such. I get them done and to you, that day or the next, depending on what time you get with me.
Cam shows. Tough for me. I don’t sit around waiting to do them. If I did, I would never get laid. I am always curious how folks sit around and make content and webcam all day long actually ever get laid for real. I enjoy doing them, but you have to catch me when I am home and doing nothing. When I am home, it’s $75 for 15 minutes or $60 for 10 minutes. Skype, Facetime, Duo, I can do Snapchat but that seems to be spotty.
Sexting, I probably suck at that. I don’t like to make things up, so that may make me sound like a bore when I do it. I can go on and on if it’s something I’m into it, but if not, buyer beware. I have no idea on that one. I guess $40 for 15 minutes.
I don’t know else there might be, but if there is something, let me know.
I got a few updates to get through today and I am also putting another video up on bt34gg, so watch for that stuff. Catch you all in a bit!
So this video is now on my bt34gg.com site. You will only see it there, it's free for all of you subscribers. The password has changed and it is now btsuf21 and it's from my long-running shut up and fuck series. I fucked this guy in West Palm Beach, FL. He was another Adult Friend Finder member, a site I am no longer on. It got way too weird. He showed up and he wanted to talk and go out for lunch and kinds of silly stuff. I reminded him why he was there and told him it's time to just Shut Up & Fuck Mr. He did just that. Nothing fancy on this video just good old-fashioned stick your dick in me now fucking. Again, you have to go to bt34gg and plug in the password btsuf21
I have been thinking about things today. I wonder how it feels to be my boyfriend. Knowing that he is supposed to be the one in charge of satisfying me sexually, but lost that responsibility to a guy less than half his age. I have asked him this, not to humiliate him, well okay, maybe just a bit, but in all seriousness. It must suck knowing that I’ll only suck someone else’s cock because his dick is so superior to his in every way. My boy-toy even tongues me better than my boyfriend can fuck me with his dick. So, what is going on with my boy-toy? Things are getting pretty hot and heavy between us. What do I like best? His perfect cock always leaves such delicious sperm inside me. He is so much better than my boyfriend. He knows just what to do now and where to leave the cum. He has learned to fuck me twice as hard for an entire night-time session of pure blissful orgasms that leaves my pussy satisfied in more ways than one. Fuck, I wish he could breed to me completion, as in put a baby in me. I like the thought of my boyfriend sitting at home while a 24-year-old guy dumps his sperm in me, trying to knock me up. It would be kind of romantic, don’t you think? Sheesh, I am getting super weird here. Oh well, we all have our weird fantasies. As most of you know, that could never happen, as in I don’t have the parts any more to make that happen. Would I? I’m not sure. It is a massive turn-on. I’m sharing too much.
Question. How long did you do your other career and why? That’s a simple answer. Exactly 20 years and I quit December 2020 because I was in it for 20 years. It was absolutely amazingly fun year. I had a few better years that were simply perfect, but this one was close. So I went out on top, so to speak. I loved doing it. It started as a fantasy, remained a fantasy, and ended as a fantasy. There was nothing that excited me more than the feeling of being in control of so many men. I cherished it, and I enjoyed every minute of it. It made me feel powerful, which is why I had that career, to begin with. The customers were powerless against my charms, and all they could do was be at the mercy of my whims if they wanted to get what really mattered to them - their cock taken care of better than ever before by someone else other than their wife or girlfriend who had no clue how to satisfy them as I could. I was different because I didn’t pretend to care about the guy or how much money he had. I only cared about their cock. They never complained about that one bit either; they supported me repeatedly because after an hour with me; they were cumming harder than ever before with no shame or guilt because I made it clear. I was there for the cock and the cock only. Wives and girlfriends need to understand. People need sex and they need it in different ways. If they aren’t willing to at least compromise, then move over rover and let Brooke take over. Not anymore. After 20 yrs I went out on an extremely high note and now I wake up looking forward to making posts and telling you guys about my day and experiences.
Friday it is. I fucked up. I don’t have a date. Three guys and I don’t have one that is going to take me and breed me. Not a single damn one. My fault. I was too busy trying to juggle them all together and telling them I would get back to them, that they all made plans without me. Truth is, I was trying to see what my Bob the boy-toy was going to do. He is going to go play basketball with his friends. I would have played basketball with his cock, let him take free throws at my hoop, so to speak. Shit happens. I don’t have many girlfriends. Not that I don’t have friends, but they are friends of convenience. I find chicks to be utterly insane, but that’s just my opinion. I may have to go with convenience tonight and see if I can get even more fortunate in the cock department and add a fourth set of dick and balls to my stable. The problem with going out with girls is they want you to go home with them. As in they don’t want you to abandon them for the penis. I get it. Especially if it’s just myself and another girl. I can’t count how many times I could have been impaled on a cock but had to settle for exchanging numbers. Exchanging numbers is an almost complete waste. It never seems to go through. You got the catch the dick out in the wild or it hides when you call for it. Don’t know why. Anyway, I’ll let you know if things “cum” up. I hope they do.
I saw that my trainer sent me a few dick pic several times yesterday, which is encouraging because let us be honest, there are very few trainers who have a decent cock and send you dick pics throughout the day! He also mentioned that he was going out with his wife tonight, so that’s not encouraging, but what can you do? You just need to take what you can get from these guys. Maybe if I sneak into whatever restaurant they are going to, I could fuck him in the bathroom! The sexy thing about my trainer is kind of weird. When I think about him, I think about how his cock feels in my hand. I can feel his cock twitch in my hand, and I know that he’s close. His cock moves around probably more than most. I like that. He told me his wife doesn’t take care of him when she jerks him off, but I’m always so attentive. I change up the tempo, change the grip and style. I know when he’s getting close. And he is right. I do sense these things and I love feeling the way his penis squirms in my fingers and watching his balls move around in his sack. I could do that all night long. Like I said, weird, but haven’t you ever just got into licking or fingering a pussy and just want to do it all the time? I bet you have. If not, you need to try it. I don’t even care if I don’t cum just so long as I get to do it. I’ll get mine later if it doesn’t happen then. Don’t judge. We all have our hobbies. Mine just happens to be jerking him off. I also like the fact he tells me now that I’m better than his wife. Man, I’m a total Suzy Home Wrecker. I’m okay with that.
