What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵..
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵🐵 Prime mates
2024-08-09 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? 🐻😬 A gummy bear! 🍬
What do you call a bear with no teeth? 🐻😬 A gummy bear! 🍬
2024-08-09 01:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a magician? 🎩 Every time I look at you, everyone els..
Are you a magician? 🎩 Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. 😍
2024-08-08 19:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? ..
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? 🍆💦 Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
2024-08-08 13:21:03 +0000 UTC View Postdid you know i chat more with the guys who tip 🙈 😘
did you know i chat more with the guys who tip 🙈 😘
2024-08-08 07:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostBaby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print 😜
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print 😜
2024-08-08 01:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the st..
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? 🍓 Traffic jam
2024-08-07 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View Postwanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
2024-08-07 13:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾🏆 Because he was outsta..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾🏆 Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌽
2024-08-07 07:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in another box
2024-08-07 01:28:02 +0000 UTC View Posti hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's..
i hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's true 💦
2024-08-06 19:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a lazy kangaroo? 🦘😴 A pouch potato!🥔
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? 🦘😴 A pouch potato!🥔
2024-08-06 13:23:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou're like a refreshing sip of ☕ coffee in the morning, wak..
You're like a refreshing sip of ☕ coffee in the morning, waking up my senses and making my day brighter. 😍🌞
2024-08-06 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View Posttipping makes you incredibly sexually attractive 😏
tipping makes you incredibly sexually attractive 😏
2024-08-06 01:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bicycle fall over? 🚲💥 Because it was two-tired! ..
Why did the bicycle fall over? 🚲💥 Because it was two-tired! 😄
2024-08-05 19:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a map? 🗺️ Because I keep getting lost in your ey..
Do you have a map? 🗺️ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. 😍
2024-08-05 13:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a belt made of watches? ⌚️😅 A waist of time
What do you call a belt made of watches? ⌚️😅 A waist of time
2024-08-05 07:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fish who wears a crown? 🐠👑 King Neptune! ..
What do you call a fish who wears a crown? 🐠👑 King Neptune! 🌊
2024-08-05 01:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a 🎶 songwriter because every time I'm with you, my..
I must be a 🎶 songwriter because every time I'm with you, my heart composes a beautiful melody. 🎵💕
2024-08-04 19:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you crossed a USA Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what w..
If you crossed a USA Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get? 🐩🇺🇸 A Yankee Poodle
2024-08-04 13:21:02 +0000 UTC View Posti love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid 🙈 e..
i love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid 🙈 even a chef wouldn’t spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free.. drop a tip if u like me? 🙊
2024-08-04 07:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claud..
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
2024-08-04 01:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔..
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔😂 Because freedom rings
2024-08-03 19:27:01 +0000 UTC View Postyou know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip 👀
you know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip 👀
2024-08-03 13:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the tomato turn red? 🍅❤️ Because it saw the salad dr..
Why did the tomato turn red? 🍅❤️ Because it saw the salad dressing! 🥗
2024-08-03 07:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? ..
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? 🦆💸 One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
2024-08-03 01:24:02 +0000 UTC View Postall my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be..
all my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be one of my faves? 🥺
2024-08-02 19:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a snowman with a suntan? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
What do you call a snowman with a suntan? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
2024-08-02 13:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf kisses 💋 were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard, becaus..
If kisses 💋 were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard, because you deserve all the love and affection in the world. ❄️😘
2024-08-02 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI can be good to you if you’re good to me 😋 drop a tip and s..
I can be good to you if you’re good to me 😋 drop a tip and see
2024-08-02 01:34:03 +0000 UTC View Post
