Why did the sun go to school? ☀️🏫 To get brighter! 😎
Why did the sun go to school? ☀️🏫 To get brighter! 😎
2024-08-01 19:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Is your name Sandy? 🏖️ Because you're the sand to my beach! ..
Is your name Sandy? 🏖️ Because you're the sand to my beach! 💖
2024-08-01 13:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat kind of tea did the American colonists want? 🫖🇺🇸 Liber-..
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? 🫖🇺🇸 Liber-tea
2024-08-01 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the firework join the gym? 🎆🏋️ It wanted to get 'exp..
Why did the firework join the gym? 🎆🏋️ It wanted to get 'explosively' fit! 💪💥
2024-08-01 01:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostJust a friendly reminder that you're the 🌺 flower in my gard..
Just a friendly reminder that you're the 🌺 flower in my garden, the one that blooms and brings beauty to my life. 🌷💕
2024-07-31 19:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom..
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? ⌚️👀 One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
2024-07-31 13:19:01 +0000 UTC View PostDrop a tip if you like my assets 😈😈
Drop a tip if you like my assets 😈😈
2024-07-31 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostI must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨
2024-07-31 01:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? 🐘 An irrel..
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? 🐘 An irrelephant
2024-07-30 19:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostTip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session..
Tip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session 😘
2024-07-30 13:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a patriotic spider? 🕷️🇺🇸 The Web of Liberty..
What do you call a patriotic spider? 🕷️🇺🇸 The Web of Liberty! 🕸️⭐
2024-07-30 07:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat comes after 69? 👅 Mouthwash
What comes after 69? 👅 Mouthwash
2024-07-30 01:28:03 +0000 UTC View Postif u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip 😘
if u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip 😘
2024-07-29 19:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the American football team bring a compass to the fi..
Why did the American football team bring a compass to the field? 🏈🧭 ToSorry, I made a mistake. Let me continue from where I left off:
2024-07-29 13:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostYou're like a 🌙 shooting star that has landed in my life, br..
You're like a 🌙 shooting star that has landed in my life, bringing magic and wonder with your presence. ✨😍
2024-07-29 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you call a patriotic sandwich? 🥪🇺🇸 The Star-Spangled..
What do you call a patriotic sandwich? 🥪🇺🇸 The Star-Spangled BLT! ⭐🥓🥬🍅
2024-07-28 19:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a firework show? 🎆 Because you leave me in awe every..
Are you a firework show? 🎆 Because you leave me in awe every time I see you! 🌟
2024-07-28 13:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the circus fire? 🎪 It was in-tents
Did you hear about the circus fire? 🎪 It was in-tents
2024-07-28 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the patriotic tree wave its branches? 🌳🇺🇸 To show it..
Why did the patriotic tree wave its branches? 🌳🇺🇸 To show its leaf-alty! 🌿👋
2024-07-28 01:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf smiles were currency, you'd be the richest person in the ..
If smiles were currency, you'd be the richest person in the world. Your smile is simply priceless. 😊💎
2024-07-27 19:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? 🪐👽 The sp..
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? 🪐👽 The space bar
2024-07-27 13:14:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you think I have a juicy body, send a tip 🍑
If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip 🍑
2024-07-27 07:19:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
2024-07-27 01:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke..
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? ✊🚪😂 He won the 'no-bell' prize
2024-07-26 19:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow can you look at me and still not tip? 👀
How can you look at me and still not tip? 👀
2024-07-26 13:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you get when you cross a firework and a sneeze? 🎆🤧 A..
What do you get when you cross a firework and a sneeze? 🎆🤧 A 'fire-achoo'! 🔥😂
2024-07-26 07:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the coffee report to the police? ☕️😂 A mugging
What did the coffee report to the police? ☕️😂 A mugging
2024-07-26 01:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip 💦💦
If you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip 💦💦
2024-07-25 19:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the American football team bring a map to the game? ..
Why did the American football team bring a map to the game? 🏈🗺️ To score a touchdown all over the field! 🥇🗺️
2024-07-25 13:22:03 +0000 UTC View Post
