Sundays are for being comfortable and lazy 🥰 🥰
Sundays are for being comfortable and lazy 🥰 🥰
2023-11-12 11:48:03 +0000 UTC View PostSundays are for being comfortable and lazy 🥰 🥰
2023-11-12 11:48:03 +0000 UTC View Post# Pull my hair tonight, pretty please 😈
2023-11-05 21:55:29 +0000 UTC View Post# You remind me of my big toe... I really am going to bang you on all of my furniture 😈😈🤩
2023-11-05 18:41:45 +0000 UTC View Post# Don’t you ever leave me wet and lonely. I need you now more than ever.
2023-11-05 15:49:05 +0000 UTC View Post# Never under estimate the power of a few well placed kisses on your body
2023-11-05 13:36:03 +0000 UTC View PostSee that little hole in the center.. That's for you 😉😉
2023-11-05 07:22:01 +0000 UTC View Post# I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
2023-11-05 04:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
2023-11-05 02:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post# There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
2023-11-05 00:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post# Can you poke my belly button…from the inside?
2023-11-04 22:42:02 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
2023-11-04 20:20:01 +0000 UTC View Post# Cold ?? You can use my thighs as ear muffs 😋
2023-11-04 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post# You’re on my to-do list tonight.
2023-11-04 15:40:02 +0000 UTC View PostYou must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
2023-11-04 12:54:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a supermarket sample? Because I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
2023-11-04 10:12:02 +0000 UTC View Post# I am the beaver dying to get your wood 😋
2023-11-04 03:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post# I can bet your face will look much better with my legs around them.
2023-11-04 00:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post# Did you bring your umbrella? You can expect rain storm tonight with me 💦
2023-11-03 20:07:01 +0000 UTC View Post# You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me
2023-11-03 17:25:01 +0000 UTC View Post# As a judge, I will announce you a sentence to my bed.
2023-11-03 13:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post# Are your eyes trying to strip me of my clothes?!
2023-11-03 09:33:02 +0000 UTC View Post# Lets play house 😏 Ill play the door, you slam the hell out of me! 😋
2023-11-03 02:47:50 +0000 UTC View Post# On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
2023-11-03 00:54:45 +0000 UTC View Post# Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.
2023-11-02 23:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post# On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.
2023-11-02 21:46:02 +0000 UTC View Post# Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
2023-11-02 19:32:01 +0000 UTC View Post# Yoga pants will be on sale tonight. ***100% off*** 🥰
2023-11-02 17:55:03 +0000 UTC View PostOwls always look like they just saw a penis for the first time.
2023-11-02 16:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post# If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs. 😏
2023-11-02 14:57:03 +0000 UTC View Post# Keep your mind open because it’s a weapon.
2023-11-02 13:14:03 +0000 UTC View Post