So I was sucking a dick last night, and a fire truck went by. Happens. So back to sucking the dick. It was a nice dick. I was enjoying making it twitch. Then another fire truck goes by. Still, I carry on. I figure it's one of the old people, and they have fallen and can't get up. So I have his cock jerking around like it's having a seizure when a third fire truck goes by. So now I have to look. Just as I'm getting up, his dick starts doing the sperm fountain. Nothing is touching it. It just started dancing around and spewing jizz. So, I had to go back and suck it up real quick. I didn't do all that work just to waste it. The fire can wait. Me seeing it isn't going to make it go out. So I sucked his testicles dry. It must have been good. He had tears in his eyes. Why do guys cry when they cum? It's weird. Anyway, no time. So I get up, throw on some sweats and go out and see the neighbors house a few houses up in a glorious inferno. I could feel the heat from where I was standing. Nobody got hurt. They weren't home. I am not a sentimental person. I don't put much stock in personal possessions. Even photos and such. I mean, I like them, but it isn't the end of the world if they were to burn up. So to me, I'm like, congrats. You're getting a new house. Lucky bastards. I know I'm terrible, and most people don't feel that way, so I get it. They are probably going to be upset. Doesn't matter. If you are still breathing, it can't be all that bad. Just saying.
Will I see this guy again? No. He lied about where he was from, and I don't have time to try and figure out what's true or not, so it's easier to say later gator and be done with it. He was good-looking and all that, but he wasn't super talented in the sex department. His dick was good but not good enough to make up for his lackluster performance. Connor does better than he does and doesn't have a clue what he's doing. But it was fun. I had a good time sucking him off. A new dick is always good for an hour's worth of entertainment.
I do have a lunch date with Connor today, so I'm going to let him do the honors of flooding my guts with his jizz. I'm glad I didn't fuck that guy last night. I want it to be nice and tight for Connor. Not just for him, I want to feel him pumping his sperm in me, pump by pump. I'm selfish that way. I may be hooked on these cubs. They are so deliciously fresh. It makes my mouth water. I will keep you posted on what happens. Hopefully it will worth talking about!
Dress for success. That's what they say. I suppose one should dress accordingly for the success one hopes to achieve. I think I have that part down don't you think? With any luck, I should successfully score dick. We shall see!
Pussy, pussy, and more pussy. Here is a weird little video I made with @nicky_ferrari and @sallydangeloxxx. I did it in Las Vegas in a cheesy little hotel room because I was too cheap to book an expensive room at the Hard Rock. I think the AVN's were going on, which is why we were there. Anyway, I had already known Sally for quite some time and had met Nikki here and there. But we all got together and decided we would make this video. I don't believe I ever put it up, to be honest. I know they have, but I never thought it was all that. Overly staged and all that happy crap. But the more I watched it today, the more I thought, "this isn't all that bad!" So here it is!
Man, do I have an outfit today. If I can't catch a cock or two in this, I desperately need cock catching help. Just saying. On a brighter note. If nothing else, it is sure to upset the puritans.
No dates as of yes. Working on it. My choice if I had one? Connor. It's that massive load of sperm that is catching my eye, so to speak. Sure, Bob is a better fuck by far, but Connor has that dream load. I wonder if the amount of nut he dumps would turn regular chicks off? If so, he is dirt lucky he found me. I am the more, the merrier type of gal. But if Bob gets a hold of me, then it's Bob's dick that will be breeding me. I'm easy that way. Come on, you two! Let's get something rolling, dammit!
Fuck, my clit is enormous today. I must be horny as fuck. It definitely feels that way. If I get fucked today, I am in for trouble because my clit will make me do things. Bizarre and awkward things. Things we shall not discuss. I'm just saying.
I keep hearing you guys say you would rather have a beautiful mind over physical beauty when it cums to women. Isn't that sweet? Until your dick gets hard and takes over, then it's screw the brains because your dick will make you see a whole lot better than it will allow you to think. I'm just saying. In fact, I'm right there with you. That's why they invented infidelity. Again. I'm just saying.
My friend who held the video camera for me today asked me if I noticed anything different about her today. No, I didn't. She said to take a good look. Nothing. I saw nothing. She dyed her hair slightly blonder. It was at this point I realized that no man on the planet has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?" with their significant other. I understand now and feel bad for you.
Connor is at his car this morning. Very early for Connor to be up, don't you think? Growing boys need their rest. Actually, he's done growing except when he gets around me. Then he grows quickly. I wonder what he's doing? It's too cold to go outside and find out. Plus, I'm a mess right now. Fuck me. Now I'm horny. I hate that little bastard. He gets my box all hot and bothered. And there he goes. I wonder what he's doing later on? I need to find out. I wonder what Bob is up to? It looks like both my trainer and mechanic are stepping onto the righteous path. The trainer is worried his wife will find out, and my mechanic thinks I am only into him for sex. Both have valid points. His wife may find out, and I could care less about anything but sex with either one of them. Oh well. Their loss. One of two things will happen. They will crawl back when they figure out their wives just won't empty their testicles quite the same way I do, or I will replace them.
A couple of people have thrown out requests for videos. I love requests. I can't always make them happen or, more likely, make them happen fast. I'm talking porn here. Dick in my box type stuff. Things like cum walks or getting banged in the back of a pickup during Truck Week are harder to get. Why? Because I don't use scripts. I actually do these things. They aren't planned out. The other people have no idea they have found themselves in a porn situation, and most likely, neither do I. Could I script these things? Absolutely. But where is the fun in that? Nothing wrong with scripts and set up porn. It's how you cover the bases when it comes to sexual fantasies. But in the end, it's not real. The odds of the chick actually getting off slim to none. I know, I keep killing Santa Claus with kind of crap. But I'm just saying why I don't like to script stuff. It's too much work. Hell, I can hardly get a guy over to my place to get his dick sucked on camera. Much less have to get his ID, have him sign a release, and all that happy crap. It takes the magic right out of it for most people. But the magic happens. It just doesn't happen on demand.
Fast food. I used to eat fast food. Not so much anymore. I still like Whoppers, but BK has gotten so run down around here I don't want to go. I guess Subway is the healthiest because they actually make you get out of the car and go get it. But, not a fan of them either. I don't know what happened. I just drifted away from fast food. No particular reason. I guess I just kind of lost my taste for it. That doesn't mean I won't go to a restaurant and eat all sorts of unhealthy shit. I will. I just like to sit down and order it first now for some reason. Who knows.
Man, if you actually read this one today, you are in for a ride. I caution you. I am in a mood. You may not like me so much after this one. @u125291845
Someone asked me how I can dress so slutty and not be uncomfortable with the glares. This was asked in the nicest of ways. It wasn't derogatory. So I answered truthfully. If you are slutty enough, then every day can be Halloween when it comes to wardrobe. I don't see the downside.
I got this on Twitter today. Before anyone tells me to "be strong" or something goofy like that, I don't care about this. I just found it humorous. It's been a weird day. You'll have these things. Here we go.
"You accuse of using filters like its a bad thing and post photshop photo of you and your fake muscle. Filters are how we express feelings and moods but you dont know that because your are ugly make you fake fat as everyone."
Strap me to a car frame and an axle and call me shocked. Not sure what brought this on. Not sure that I care. I guess I sometimes write "no weird" filters on my Twitter posts, which is what put a hot poker up this ding dongs keester. Don't ever recall putting up an anti-fat anything, but after this, what I wanted to say was, "Behind every fat woman is a beautiful person... no, seriously, you're in the way, they can't see me. You're blocking the view." But I didn't. But I wanted to But, again, I didn't. Who is this person? I don't know, but I am going to let this go. I don't have the time to step in the ring with what has to be "woke" morons. I just said this to someone. I am not woke. I hate woke anything. It is self-grandiose gaslighting that destroys the people they claim to be helping. It makes them feel better about their weak, imbecilic selves, and that's about it. And there goes a shit ton of followers. Fuck it. I've had enough of these people. I will punch a stupid bitch in the nose. I'm just saying. Well, I actually wouldn't. Unless, of course, she tried to punch me, then I don't know what I would do. Whatever it is, it wouldn't be something woke.
Boring day. Other than listening to whack jobs complain about me not understanding the use of filters to enhance moods and feeling, it's been kind of slow. Batteries were dead in the vibrator. So now I have to wait for it to charge. Fuck me, when it rains, it pours. I probably won't be horny when it does. WTF!
Went to get something to eat. I realized that waiting for the waiter makes me the waiter. Fucker. I sat there forever. He was cute. Till he disappeared for 20 minutes, then he got really un-cute and fast. No pussy for him! He probably didn't want any anyway, so who is the real loser in this whole thing? Me. That would be me.
Today, I was asked via DM about words I hate hearing the most during sex. I assume he is thinking derogatory terms. I could care less about that. I kind of dig being called a sperm whore. I guess what I hate hearing the most during sex is, "Honey, I'm home!" It kind of puts a damper on things.
I do have a video of me jerking and sucking a 20 yr old off. I thought I would put that one up one bt34gg as I made it just before they changed the terms of service as far as ID/Release requirements go. His dick isn't all that big, but he was cute. He was also late all the time. Sometimes he wouldn't bother letting me know. So I sent him packing. Ain't nobody got time for that. He didn't get it. He got all pissy thinking I had some nerve getting angry over him "oversleeping, traffick, whatever" and handing him his walking papers. I'm on time. I always show up on time. If I have to be late for some reason, I will let you know. Every time. Without fail. Especially when it cums to getting my pussy stuffed with cock. Anyway, check it out. You'll never see him again as he can't seem to find his way out of bed before the crack of noon. Let me know what you think of the video. It's not a masterpiece by any means, but it was fun to make. The access code by the way is bigclit22 @u125291845
Making a thank you video for a tip and I thought let's just expand upon that. No other particular reason than that. It ain't much but it's one of those days where I have to improvise. I have more stuff cumming up tonight so watch for it!
I got tied up in a booty call last night, and my booty got called for sure. Actually, my ass stayed untouched. But I did get my innards stretched out a bit by Lucas. He snuck away from the happy home and got down and dirty with me. It was good. I got off, he got off, it took less than 15-minutes, and he was on his way. Talk about efficiency. I was back to eating Cheezits before I realized I still had sperm dripping between my boobs. Slutty girl problems. I'll take them! Anyway, thank you, Mr. Lucas, it was fun. You can thank him for taking the video as well. He didn't want to. Apparently, he thinks someone will be able to recognize his sperm. I swear, sometimes people overthink.
Now I have Bob wanting me to come over. It would be alright, he's way thicker and longer, so he won't notice anything. Lucas came on my tits, so it's not like there is spooge leaking out of me. But fuck, I'm tired. But fuck, Bob's dick is hard to turn down. It's been a while since I have snuck two guys on the same day. Anyway, he has to get back to me on the time. I don't know what he has going on over there. How much important shit can a 24 yr old be up to? Who knows. Bob is starting to talk too much. I have a hard time keeping up. Last time, he asked me if I was even listening to him, which I thought was a weird way to start a conversation. I'm just saying. Anyway, his dick is good for my pussy, so I guess just keep my head down and legs spread, and all will be good.
Morning wood. Fuck me. For just once in my life, I would love to wake up in the morning and be as excited as your dicks seem to be about the day. I don't get morning wood. I don't get morning pussy or anything of the sort. I'll suck some morning wood. I have many times. But I rarely wake up sopping wet ready to fuck. Ready to drink some caffeine of one sort or another would be a better statement. I'd say I need about an hour to two hours before I start thinking, "a hard dick would be good right now." Now around 9 or 10 at night, watch out. The slightest thing can set me off. I purposely avoid Twitter and such because even the hot chicks will cause me to break out my fantastic plastic battery-powered friend. It's funny how a specific video, meme, picture, will catch me just right. I was just watching a video on Twitter, and this chick was taking a big fat dick so smoothly, and she looked so fresh and clean, my pussy started watering. Well, I suppose that is better than being a dried box of crustiness. Thats a mental picture not to dwell on.
Anyway, my mechanic is upset that I mentioned him on here. I asked him how he knew. He said a friend told him. I asked him how his friend knew I was talking about him specifically? I could see the gears grinding, and I warned him, don't make up a stupid story, I'll know. He made up a stupid story. I knew. He finally broke down and told me he was a subscriber. The dummy. What did we learn here today? Don't argue with women guys. Even if you win, you lose. I am just saying.
Catch you all later!
Alright, I goofed up and forgot to get this one up earlier. Oh well, with me, it's better late than never. I don't know that I'm goofing up. I'm having a terrible time with things stuck in "Draft" Oh well. Enjoy the video. I have a quickie set up in just a few minutes so talk to you in a bit!
Here is the video of my ass dripping jizz from Connor's debut ass fucking. I said pics earlier but decided not to cut them out of the video. I almost quit filming it because I couldn't dump any more jizz out of me, but when I sat up, it started leaking more! Fuck I love that kid's balls! Enjoy the video as much as I enjoyed having my ass used for the sole purpose of pleasing an 18 yr old dick.
Nobody to fuck. So here I sit. I need a chick to fill in the downtime. Someone order me one off of Amazon. Uhmm, let us go Asian, petite, and flexible. One day I'll find a chick who is into things as much as I am. We will conquer the world one dick at a time. Well, maybe more than one dick at a time. Maybe 10 dicks at a time. Between the two of us, I'm sure we could figure it out.
I think Connor is stalking me as he has been googling my name on his computer. I saw it when I was watching him through my telescope last night. Just kidding. Kind of. I don't have a telescope, but I do run to the window every time I hear a car start. I know he doesn't belong to me, but I almost wish he did. Okay, enough creepy old lady stuff. Time to move on.
My house is spotlessly clean. Why? Because my computer broke and I don't have anything else to do. All my boy toys work day jobs, so like I said earlier, here I sit. I ordered another one, but it's going to be a week or so. Therefore, if it appears as though things are moving a little slower than normal or that I've made more grammatical errors than usual, it's because I'm on my phone.
I see Connors grandparents once in a while. They know something is up. If they only knew what was up was a load of their grandson's sperm deep up my ass. I used to smile at them, now I laugh. They think I'm nuts. I am reasonably sure that I am. Look, if you see me smiling, it's usually because I'm thinking of doing something to someone's dick. If you see me laughing, I've already done it. I am just saying.
I was going to wear a camo dress today. I can't find the fucker. It's doing an outstanding job at being camo. Hopefully not so good that I threw it away and didn't even notice. I like that camo dress.
I wrote this post out in segments. Sat down and wrote. Stepped away. Came back and wrote some more and stepped away. It came out very weird. On a cheerier note, I think I will go use my battery-powered BFF. It seems to be that kind of day. Let you know how that turns out. Catch you later!
It's me again. Sorry about that. I just won't go away. Anyway, let us get this thing going. Some pics of myself and @sexyvanessa to start the day.
I let Connor fuck me in the ass last night. I don't know why. He wanted to do it, and I didn't have the heart to tell him no. The little bastard made me cum so hard he laughed at me. He laughed at me. The fucker. I don't know what happened. I wasn't in the mood for getting my ass filled with dick, but it just seemed like he deserved a treat for being a good boy. His dick is small, so I figured what the hell. It took him like 5 minutes to figure it out, and lube got everywhere. Then he somehow figured out how to slip the head in, and the rest just followed. I figured he would be in there a minute or two, and it would be over. Nope, he went a solid ten minutes and made me cum twice. That boy owned my ass. He's lucky, he has a small dick, and it fits perfectly, so there is that. But the thought of someone that age fucking my ass making me his bitch was a bit much for me. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it immensely and hope he cums back over today and leaves a sticky lump of sperm in my colon. The first cum I had was about 2 minutes in, and it was a good one, and I thought that was all I would get out of this anal reaming. But when he came, and I could feel all that jizz filling up my ass, it blew my mind. Neither he nor I touched my clit. Hell, he doesn't even think to touch my clit when we do anything, but he still got the job done spectacularly. Yes, I have pictures. I took them 15 minutes after he dumped his testicles in my ass, and I was still leaking sperm. That boy has some balls on him that work overtime. It's incredible. It makes me cum, so that's super incredible. High five for Connor. I'm still pissed at him for laughing at my cum tard expressions. You should see his face. He looks like someone hooked him up to an electric chair. I'm just saying.
There must be someone or whatever the plural word of someone is, uploading my content to the tube sites and to people I write about. I'm not sure how they do it because yesterday's stuff didn't mention any names at all. Very strange. Look, for those uploading my stuff to tube sites, keep at it, sooner than you think it will be the end of porn as you know it. Visa/Mastercard are that close to putting pressure on the banks, and when that happens, the party is over. Tube sites are the cause. 100% and those of you uploading to them are why tube sites exist.
Okay. So I may have said something in my Sprite-induced sugar high that wasn't super nice. It's been texted to me. I forgot all about it. I hate even to bring this up because it will just get relayed by one of five people, and two are ruled out by default. I'll figure it out and poke you in the eye later. First things first, I don't like to make people feel bad. Unless they deserve it, keep that in mind. So, one of the two ruled out by default made some disparaging remarks about her fans. I reminded her that they pay for her lifestyle. She asked me if I thought she was stupid. I replied, and the more I read this, it's pure gold. It really is. "I don't think you're stupid. I just think you have bad luck with thinking." And the look of death was given to me by several sets of hazy alcohol-tainted eyes. I have no idea where I came up with that, but I need to remember that one. If they had said that to me, I would have laughed. I'm just saying. On another thought, Would I do either one of them? I would have in the past, and I want to say yes, but no, and it's not because I don't like them. I can overlook that when it cums to pussy and dick. They just aren't keeping up with themselves. Fuck it. Yes, I would. Just because. Oh man, am I going to be in some shit for this one.
Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse. That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm okay with it. I can hold my own with kiddos. If I had to pause a time in my life and live in eternity, it would be close to now. Maybe a few years back, like two or three. That's when my sex drive went into insane mode. It was always running hot but holy fuck, when I hit 50, the dick never looked so delicious. And on top of everything else, I quit giving a rat's ass about stupid shit or what people thought of me. Good years my friends.
I like looking at sexy memes. I admit it they turn me on. Sometimes they give me ideas. It was memes that turned me on to Connor. I wasn't into fucking guys that age. Then after a few well-thought-out memes, I was like, "I'm fucking wet thinking about it." Then before you know it, I'm drinking fresh nut straight out of Connors testicles. Now it's student/teacher memes. I don't know. It's good to be alive, though, isn't it! I have found I can be happy living through other people's experiences. I don't necessarily have to do it to experience it. Now I'm googling MILF teacher/student porn. Fuck I wish I was a teacher. I'd get fired, but it would be a fun ride out the door. I think it would be. Then again, I don't really want to be a teacher. I just want to be in that situation. It's funny how I go round and round on things that turn me on. Bob is starting to fade because I am so caught up with Connor. I need to fuck Bob again, so I don't forget how important his cock really is. I have a hard time focusing on more than one sexual situation at a time. I could focus on 20 Connor's because they are all the same basic thing. I need to get better at multi-cocking. Just saying.
Apparently, I have myself "a troubled soul." Nah. I plan on living forever, and so far, things are going well. I am not going to be one of those old people piling into church cramming for the final. I don't cheat, steal, kind of lie here and there but don't we all? I'm pretty trustworthy. I think I'm doing better than most holier than thou types. I just happen to like to use my body parts in ways they may disapprove of. Tough cookies.
I went to see my friend's newborn baby today. They handed her to me, and I waved them off and said, "No thanks, I'm a vegetarian." Nobody laughed. Fuck. People have lost all sense of humor these days.
I wonder who cums harder. Guys or girls? I think girls do. I think my cum lasts at least twice as long as the guys do. I could be wrong because I don't have a fucking clue. I would love to. I would give anything to have a dick for 5 minutes, so I could jerk off and experience it. Still, I would hate to permanently switch to having a cock only to realize I came twice as long and twice as hard with a pussy. Yeah, I know, I'm fucking odd. Deal with it for a few. It will pass. Anyway, I know when I cum hard, my mind gets stupid fast. I have literally fallen in love with a penis after it has blown my mind re-arranging my guts and making me cum so hard I drool. I'm serious. I catch feelings for dicks. Then it goes away, but oddly enough, it happens. Not for the person it's attached to. That's just somebody I have to deal with to keep up my relationship with his cock. I'll knock off here. I am getting way the fuck out there. It's one of those days. I have dick on the brain. Catch you all later!
Good morning everyone! Had a long weekend. Good to be back at it this morning. It really is. I have decided that I am one of those people who want to be invited to events even though I don't really want to go. I don't know. Weird. From now on, no more social functions. I thought I was the one who was going to need therapy after listening to these folks.
My neighbor came over while I was doing some photos in this outfit. He looked through the window and got an eyeful. I caught him looking just as he saw me. He apologized repeatedly. I don't care. He can see them online all he wants. Good for him. He got an eyeful. I have no worries about him peeking in windows. It was a normal thing to do. I would have done the same thing. It's kind of my fault for not shutting the blinds, but I like the light I get from the windows. If this is all we have to worry about in life, we are living the dream, Mr! Just saying.
I had to listen to someone complain about anxiety. Fuck me silly. I get it. Anxiety happens. It's called being alive. Sure it sucks. But it isn't a life-ending thing. I get all kinds of fucked up sometimes, but you'll never know it. It's called moving on. I got lots of "you are not a nice person" style comments when another chick started complaining about how she needs meds to shoot to porn. She told a story of how she was being peer pressured to do her scene by a few other porn chicks. I made the comment, "It's not peer pressure. It's just your turn. Do the scene so they can go home. It's what you signed up for." That did not go over well. The entire table got quiet. I slurped on my empty Sprite glass. I don't think they liked me much after that. Oh well, I wasn't going to fit in with these people from the get-go. They hated my blue Jeep. Someone said it was to "Joe Dirt." That makes me laugh. Joe Dirt. I should get a mullet.
Connor just walked out and started his car. I'm staring at him out the window. All I can think about is making his little dick hard as concrete. I like to make him hard. I like to feel it in my hand when it's hard like that. I can feel his pulse. I think that's cool. Man, he's fun to play with. I like that I'm turning him into a man. I can see the spring in his step, his confidence building. His grandparents should be thanking me. I hope I can get him to let me suck him off today. I am in the mood to do that to him. I don't want to fuck him. It will ruin it for me when I let Bob turn me into the grand canyon down there. Not that Bob won't stretch me out way more than Connor would, but Bob just can't compete with Conner's sperm dump. It will take away from my fuck with Bob because I will inevitably compare the two if I fuck them both. I am counting my chickens before they hatch here. I don't even know if Connor will find the time to let me drink sperm from his dick. Be nice, but he's a busy kid, and I'm a horny old lady trying to suck his soul through his cock. Oh well.
Some guy walked by my house repeatedly with a handheld police scanner in his pocket. Wonder what he was up to. I think he's trying to steal my old blue 1991 Jeep. He kept this up for over an hour. My neighbors even let me know. I had my boyfriend come over and talk to him. He has some BS story about doing a construction job around the corner. There is nothing under construction around the corner. He asked him about the scanner, and he didn't answer. I'm not worried about him coming into the house. The dogs will eat him immediately. If they don't get him, then the guns will. He knows that. He can hear the dogs. He can see the signs. It's the Jeep. I'm sure of it. I need to find a way to lock it up. I ordered a steering wheel club, but not sure if that works well. I saw something about a brake/clutch lock, don't know if that works either. He took off, a white pickup came and got him a few minutes after my boyfriend talked with him. I need to figure this out before I'm down a Jeep.
Real quick, I have just realized that I have a million messages that I replied to last week that was stuck in draft mode for some reason. I am not going to send them as they are irrelevant due to the unstoppable nature of time. Just wanted to let you know, I didn't ignore you. At least not on purpose. Well, some of you I did. Just kidding. I answer every one. Most of time. Sometimes I fuck up.
Happy Sunday Morning, everyone. I have to do some throwback stuff today. I am caught unprepared today. Yesterday slipped away from me. What I thought would be a gangbuster super happy/sexy/fun day turned out to be a little quiet, boring, and somewhat depressing yesterday. In hindsight, I wish I didn't go out as it ended up being a rather long day and evening. I could have been chasing Connor around the neighborhood. A little Connor dick mixed with a ton of Connor cum would have been way better. Instead, I went out with several people who were way bigger names in porn than I am or ever will be. Please don't bother asking. I'm not going to say. I'm already stretching my promise not to yack about it to someone who knew I would do just that. I thought I would hear words of wisdom and awesome adult industry stories. I didn't. I realized what I already knew. The key to their success is to swallow your own personal boundaries/morals/dignity and make it all go down smooth with booze and drugs. Yeah, you can go fuck yourself with all of that. As depressing as the night was, I realized how fortunate I really am as I sipped on my Sprite. I do like Mountain Dew & Dr. Pepper, but the caffeine keeps me up all night. Anyway, I don't have any of those nightmare stories and experiences. How can I explain it? Alright, think of it like this. If you absolutely hate to drive, I mean, just fucking hate it, then choosing to be a truck driver may not be the most fulfilling career choice for you, even if it does provide the money you want. Probably not worth it in the end. But, hey, hats off to them for faking it till they made it. Look, they went way further than I ever did by a longshot.
But, after listening to these two, I feel like I need to say this. Their opinions on the business, fans, and life, in general, are the complete opposite of mine. As shocking as it was for them to hear, I don't do this for the money. I mean, I need to make money to keep doing it, and I explained that, but it's not the driving factor. My business model reflects that if you haven't noticed. I survive off of subscriptions and tips, nothing else. Just so you know, I love you guys that tip, and please do keep them cumming! And I love that you subscribe, there are definite expenses to doing this, so it greatly helps. But I am here as much for me as I am for you. I'm a perv, I admit it. I'm into sex, and I am into people knowing that I'm into sex. I want you to see me. It's what drives me on. It feeds my ego, turns me on, and lets me wake up wanting to push the boundaries. Boundaries that I want to push. I know some of you get over-excited and get a little out of control. But so do I, so as far as me getting offended over a request, good luck with that. If I don't want to do it, I simply tell you I don't want to do it. I know some of you get mad about that, but there are lines I'm not going to cross because you want me to. But I like interacting with you. I don't want to do what I consider to be sexy shit and keep it to myself. I want you to know, I want you to enjoy it with me. To me, it's just that much better with friends, if you know what I mean. It's that simple. I hope those two from last night find themselves one day, put the bitterness aside, and start enjoying life. It may be too late for them, though. And this will sound bad, but after a night with these folks, it's a massive fucking big "Hell Yeah motherfucker!" for me. I don't live in a giant house. I don't drive 150K cars. But I wake up every day thinking somebody is getting their dick sucked, and I'm the one to do it. That's why I look so much better than they do! It's the secret to looking good. If you love your work, you'll never work a day in your life. I have won that battle a million times over because, as far as I know, I haven't worked a day in the last 25 years. So, I just want to thank you for putting up with me and sticking with me because, without you, I have lost all of the above. I will annoy you for as long as you will allow me to do so. Just saying.
Alright, where are we at here? Hotel sex. It's convenient, and you don't have to clean up the sheets. I made it happen with Lucas yesterday. It was awesome. He popped me three times, and I have photos of two of them. Here you go. As you can see, his testicles are in fine working order. My kind of guy. Anyway, moving on.
Lucas is a good fuck. I got off, and I enjoyed it. I am definitely going to do it again. I love seeing him. He's fun, funny, and I can listen to him talk without losing my mind. He's also married and is extremely worried about getting caught. I have no idea why he keeps coming back. Probably because he keeps cumming when he cums back. Dicks are a curious override switch. They make you guys do things you otherwise would never do. I can see the guilt in his face before he sticks his cock in my guts. After he cums and it all settles in, that guilt is right back. Until I suck the guilt right out of his cock, then he's all good again. He needs to learn he isn't putting his cock inside of me to catch feelings for me. He's putting his cock inside me to fuck my pussy until I go crosseyed and promise to eat his sperm anytime he pleases. Then go home, enjoy his family, eat a bowl of ice cream. I am nothing more than a physical workout that they need know nothing about. They should thank me for sending him home in such a glorious mood. I say all these things because he is nothing more than a man with a penis that I want to abuse for a few hours. And then, goodbye. He is nothing more to me than that said sexual workout. Why him? He looks fucking awesome. I mean, he's a nice guy, fun to be around. But live with this guy? Get the fuck out of here. Not a chance in the world. He is a good fuck. But, he isn't Bob, nor is he Connor. I would choose either one of them over him. If it was a looks contest, he wins a thousand times over. That's why I fuck him. He's fun to look at. But he doesn't carry the same mental turn-on that Connor and Bob do. Not even close. Looks only get one so far. After that, it's all about the cock. Not true. It's all about the presentation of cock. Bob presents me with a huge perfect penis. That's wonderful. But, what really catches me is the attitude in which he makes me drop down on my knees and serve it. Connor. Well, he's 18. That alone makes my pussy drool girl goo uncontrollably. He's okay looking, I guess. But he's 18. Need I say more? He's like a brand new car with no dents. Plus, I do like teaching him and turning him into a man. That is sexy as fuck. That is what he presents to me. Way more than Lucas does, which is an extremely good-looking guy with a decent dick but with no mental catch. I can find a Lucas at any Target 24/7. Why am I telling you this? I don't know. I guess because after we are all done, his mood goes from "Awesome fucking sex!" to a downer/I fucked up, "I need to get home." It's fucking up my experience. To the point, I'm going to say something and if it happens again, then tell him to find some other slut to do the things I do to his cock. Good luck with that, Mr.
Holy moly, this sounds like I'm pissed off and in a downer mood. I guess I'm pissed a bit but definitely not in a downer mood. How could I be? I got fucked three times in 2 hours, got off all three times, and got some decent cum pics from two of them. So all was not really that bad now, was it? Nope, if this is the worst that happens this week, I'm in some seriously good shape. Just saying.
Running tight on a busy day so just a quick one. The video is pretty self-explanatory if you know what I mean! Hope you enjoy it! Let me know 😜🍆😜 I am not avoiding your DM's, I just have to get a break in the action and I'll get on it Mr! 😜❤️
Oops. Forgot to post this one yesterday as well as the cummy stretchy pants. Those are next so watch for them! Cut me a break, better late than never! 😜🍆😜
It's after 9 pm, and I'm just getting home. I see Connors home. Wonder what he's up to tonight? Anyway, I'm getting off point here. I didn't get my ass blasted, but I did get bred like I was humanity's last hope for a kid. Bob dumped two loads in my guts and tried for a third but couldn't get it done. Well, he did get it done, but I had to suck him off and finish it with my hands, and just a little ooze of cum came out of the head of his dick. Actually, more cum came out after I milked his shaft than when he actually ejaculated. I've made that happen before. He just ran out of sperm. Plus, he fucked me until his dick got numb. Been there done that before. That's when I fire up the mouth and hands and finish things the manual way. He was funny when he came the third time. He looked like a fish out of water when he started pumping what little sperm he had left. He said it was super intense and super sensitive after the last one.
So what happened with Bob? Not much to tell. He uses me as an inanimate sex toy, and I love it. He does whatever he pleases, and I let him do it. He's experimenting. I fingered his ass today. That's how I made him cum the third time. I've done that before. Lots of guys don't like it. Lots of guys love it. Do I like doing it? Yes, but for reasons, you may not expect. I like doing it when I am finishing a guy off with a blowjob or a handjob. Why? Because I love to feel it when he cum. Yes, I can feel whatever mechanical thing a guy's body is doing when I have a finger in his ass, and he starts ejaculating. It's like I'm right on the pump with my finger. It's just a turn-on knowing I made his testicles do that. I know, another weird thing you probably didn't want to know about me but fuck it, now you do. Another fun fact, it slows the cum down. Every time I do it, the sperm just oozes out instead of flying out. I could be wrong, but it's an educated guess.
Did Bob fuck me stupid? Yes. He fucked me into a complete cum starved imbecile. It's starting to tee me off that a 24 yr old can own me as completely and as easily as he does simply because I need his cock. I cum so hard that I catch myself mumbling words afterward. It's annoying but also such a complete and total turn-on I can't help myself. Today, after he came the first time, he dipped his cock back in my jizzed up pussy, scooped out some cum, and put it on my nose. Then he put the head of his cock on my lips and snapped a pic. I let him do it. It felt good to let him do it. It's that dick of his. It's so goddammed perfect. It almost bugs me it's so perfect. Fuck, it's hard even to be gay when your getting fucked with a cock like that. If only he could cum like Connor. I would marry him. I would leave you and marry him. I'm just saying. Don't be mad at me, don't blame me. If you saw his dick, you would be saying, "you need to dump me and marry him." Anyway, after I got him off the third time, he just kept talking. If I weren't so into fucking him, I would have cut him short and left. But, as you know, I intend to be his cock servant for eternity if he lets me, so I stayed. The good news is that he talked so long that I drained all of his sperm out of my pussy onto his chair instead of on my car seat. I don't know why he was so chatty today. Usually, he feeds me cock and sperm and then sends me on my way when he's done. Not today. I was over there till 9 pm. That's a good sign, I guess. I don't want him to catch feelings or anything. I just want him to fuck me stupid and kick me out while I'm still a cock tard so I can stumble down the hallway with sperm dripping down my legs. I mean, it sounds like a good time to me. I'm just saying.
Alright, guys. Sorry to bombard you with so much crap. I can't help myself. I am literally full of it these days, and I have to empty it out somewhere, and I'm dumping it all on you. So cut me some slack here.
There is officially no cock shortage in play right now. I am going to see Bob today. For two hours. He literally told me the amount of time all of my openings will be used at will as a cock toy for his dick. Three hours would have been better. I'm just saying. I hope he empties himself in my ass today. It hurts like fuck at first, but then it turns into something extraordinary. I can't explain it. It just feels like my ass is so full of dick I'm about to explode. Incredible feeling if you ask me. Plus, when he slides in and out, I can feel everything. From the ridge of his cockhead to his pulsing veins. That may be what makes me cum so fast when he's buried his cock in my colon. We shall see. I don't want to make a mess out of my chair, so let us move on.
I was asked if I was addicted to masturbation. Probably. So what if I am? Beats the hell out of being hooked on pills or something like that. Here's a thought. If I am addicted to masturbation and then become addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand? Just curious.
If Connor were to come over and ask me to fuck him instead of Bob, which would I choose. Last night I would have said, Connor. Today, I don't know. I love Connors sperm and the Cougar taking advantage of the Cub scenario so much it's hard to turn down. But now that I have had a little while and actually talked to Bob, I can't get his perfect penis out of my mind. Good thing I don't have to choose one or the other. I'd lose my mind! Today, I'm going with Bob. Bob's cock knows how to turn me into a slobbering cock tard that I do so adore being. I'm looking forward to being turned into a crosseyed cum filled ding dong today, and Bob has the penis to get that done. Man, I'm looking forward to this!
How tall am I? I am sometimes 5 ft 8 and other times 5 ft 9. I have no idea how or why that plays out like that. I like wearing heels because it just makes it easier to look down on you. I'm just saying.
Chicks are hard to deal with. Especially attractive ones. They have so many issues. Fuck me dry. It's hard to be friends with them because they are so catty and judgemental. Competitive is another good term. I am starting to think the only reason we have vaginas is so that men will talk to us. Otherwise, what's the point? I'm just making an observation. I don't know. I guess if guys didn't have a dick, I would ignore them as well. I'm awful.
I hear people complaining about the "TSA" airport screenings. I kind of dig them. I like that they give me women to pat me down. I just wish they would be super hot. I would love to make a satisfying gasp when they cup my tits. I'm just saying. @u125291845
Everyone keeps asking for the pictures in the red teddy. Here they are!
So, I have had a few slow days. I was kind of worried I was slipping back into a cock drought again. I mean, I went for weeks at a time without any real dick back in June through September. Dick just wasn't knocking on my door. The supply chain crisis must have been the cause of the cock outage. The shelves were empty of any fresh penis. Fortunately, that streak was broken, and I embarked on a cock bender that lasted for the better part of the last few months. Then it just dried up over the last three or four days. That invokes a "hmm" response in the vagina, if you know what I mean.
Not to worry, though. I emptied Connors balls all over my pant legs a few hours ago. It is absolutely stupid how much sperm he can dump. I can't help but be impressed. Fuck, I wish all you guys could do that. The sheer volume of sperm that exits the tip of his cock is starting to shrink Bob's cock. Bob's cock is probably almost double the thickness and close to double the length. Connors testicles effectively reduce the size of Bob's dick to a pinkie weenie in my mind. I don't think about Bob's cock so much anymore. Just Connor. It's probably several things. Connor looks so shiny and new. I feel like a teacher that is poaching her student. I like that. I like that a lot. I didn't use to. That used to bother me. Now, I won't deny it. It turns my pussy into a sloppy, gooey slip and slide. So much so that I had a wet spot in my stretchy jeans, and he never even touched me. The second thing is he gives me 3 to 4 times the amount of jizz. I don't just like that, I fucking live for that! I'm just saying!
So, what happened? It's pretty straightforward. He came home from work a little after 8, and I saw him, so being the stalkery chick I know how to be, I went out to get something out of my car. I waved to him, and we said a few things across the street to each other. I told him to come over to my side because I couldn't hear him. He did. We went behind my pickup and talked. He started yacking about work and such, and I just asked him if he had fun with me the other night. It was kind of dark, but I bet his face was bright red. He said he did, very much so. He was sitting on the bumper, so I leaned in and put my tits in his face. He got all nervous people would see. They couldn't see, and even if they did, so what? I put my hand on his crotch, and his dick was so hard it was silly. I got him to stand up, and I unzipped his pants and pulled his erection out to give it some air. I stroked him, and this is where it gets a bit odd. I wanted to make out with him. I don't know why. I just did. It seemed hot as fuck. Me sucking face with a guy who is 18. So, we made out, and we did it well. I didn't want to stop, but he let me know that he was going to cum after a minute or so, and I wanted to see it. There was no way I was missing that spectacle. So I stared at his dick while I stroked it, and when he sucked in his breath, his balls pumped out the sperm. Rope after rope of thick, ploppy wet sperm. It covered my leg top to bottom. I have the pictures to prove it. I fucking love this kid. He is really starting my new year off with a huge sloppy bang. Why do I like him? He's okay looking. His dick isn't anything special. He's a nice enough kid and all of that, but I can't stand to listen to him for more than 10 minutes. I guess it's a combination of the fact that he is 18 and I'm in my 50's, and he is rearranging my insides. I kind of want to hold his hand and take him home when he's done. Plus, the absolute confused and shocked look on his face every time I make him cum almost makes me cum. I love watching his face when he cums. It's like I just gave him the gift of life in a certain death situation. He is so grateful for me to drain his balls that I feel kind of bad that I'm enjoying it so much. And, of course, he apologized for making a mess of my now jizz dripping stretchy jeans. I told him to fuck off with the apology and that I expected him to make me a cummy mess as often as possible. That made him laugh. I hope he knows I'm serious. Anyway, I sent him home, got sperm on my door handle because it was on my hands, and I forgot. I Clorox wiped the door handle, put the jeans in the dryer, and masturbated, looking at the cummy stretch pants pictures. I had a very satisfying cum, if I may say so myself! So that was my night last night. How was yours?
Crap, the pictures will be up in a little bit. I have to resize them but bear with me. I'll get them up!
So, I did a post-workout workout video. I worked myself up and ended up naked in the gym. Shit happens. It would have been better if it was Connor. It would have been the perfect day for it. His grandparents are gone, the neighbors are gone, he could have slipped over and slipped inside me. The dummy. I could have used a bellyful of Connor nut today. The gym has a rubber floor so the overflow could have been easily cleaned right up. I'm just saying. Anyway, enjoy this video. I had to end it because I was annoyingly horny and the dildo just wasn't going to get it today. It felt good but I was in the mood for real dick today. The cameraman was a camera chick today so I made her watch me masturbate. She isn't gay. Yet. But she touched herself watching so it's a matter of time before I'm licking that box. She may start an onlyfans but that is yet to be determined. She's married and her husband, who I have fucked numerous times, doesn't want her to show her face. He's a lawyer and he is worried it could goof his lawyer career up if someone found out. We shall see. I can see her gravitating more and more to the Darkside. Cum to the dark side Valerie, you will like it in the Darkside. I'm just saying! Oooh, he's gonna be pissed when he reads this. He is a subscriber and now he's reading about his wife watching me masturbating and touching himself!
Quick post as I try to catch Connor's attention outside. The dummy just waved and kept going. I'm not through with his dick by any means and the sooner he learns that the better off he will be 😜❤️
I have a big ass clit. Fuck me, it sticks out everywhere. I kind of like it. Other people don't. I don't care. Wearing stretch pants is an adventure in camel toe land. First, they stare at the tits, then they notice the clit, and then I see the shocked look in their eyes while they wonder if I am actually a chick with a dick. No, I am not. Though I wish I was. I would love to have a big fat penis to slip inside some hot chick's guts. It has to feel amazing. Oh, if only. Maybe that is what's scaring all these 20 somethings away? Oh well, fuck my mouth sloppy. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, my giant clit. All I can say about my clit is you will love it. The first second you see it, touch it, grab it, you will lose your mind. After I fuck you and you feel it sliding on your dick, then you will belong to me. I'm just saying. When it "cums" to clits, pun intended, bigger is most certainly better!
If I didn't do porn, I was asked what would be my next choice. I would do exorcisms. I suppose I would have to find religion to do that. I'd be looking for a long time. Would atheism work? I mean, it's pretty much a non-prophet organization. Anyway, I saw a movie with Keanu Reeves where he ran around chasing demons off. I figure that looks like a job for me. I don't know how much it pays, if anything at all. What happens if you don't pay for your exorcism? Do you get repossessed? Who knows. Who cares. Just seems like a cool job.
Went to a birthday party. The waiter keeps staring at me. I already know what's coming next, but I hope he doesn't go about it the completely wrong way. Don't read too much into this too early. I'm not going to fuck this guy, but he has seen me online. I just don't need him blabbing that fact in front of everyone. It makes shit awkward. So I get up when I see him away from the table and make my way towards the bathroom. He did exactly what I wanted him to do. He asked me if I was Brooke. I spent a few minutes with him, asked him to not bring it up anymore, and all was good in the world! Good for him. He asked if the next time I came in without the crowd if he could get a picture, and I said hell yeah, you can! Nothing eventful to report other than my fried pickles were pretty good.
I have been ghosted by a new guy. Who knows why. I don't even care anymore. I must scare them away. It's not like I'm going to eat their dick or anything like that. Well, I might eat their dick but in the best of ways. It will still be attached when I'm done. Anyway, I got Casper-ed. Fucker. Some people say I am a very revengeful person. Well, we will just see about that, won't we now.
I have a friend who thinks she is an online engineer because she can edit videos, photos and upload them online, all via apps. She has no idea what a div tag is, PHP, javascript, anything. But she claims she is an online engineer. I have licked this girl's hoo-ha. I have fingered her ass. If I didn't enjoy doing that so much, I would probably inform her that she is incorrect. She got a new vibrator, and she couldn't figure out how to put batteries into it. She asked me to help her. I figured, sure why not, maybe I'll get to try it out on her. It was all marred up when she handed me the new $200 vibrator. I asked her what happened, and she told me she tried to pry it open with a screwdriver. I looked at it and gave it back to her. It has an internal rechargeable battery. One would think the charge port would have given that away. Maybe, just maybe, if I were to tell her that her brain was an app, she just might use it a bit more often. An online engineer. Yes sir, I guess we call be whatever we want to be these days.
I find myself staring out the window to see if Connor will come out and play. I have turned into the stereotypical Cougar chasing spring fresh cock. I'm good with that. Just saying.
I find myself sitting around thinking about fucking an 18 yr old. Then fucking the 18 yr olds 38 yr old father. Then fucking his 58 yr old grandfather. I want the father and grandfather to be happily married. Weird detail, but that turns me on for some reason. Then I want to run into them all at a restaurant or someplace like that, including their wives. I want to see how awkward it gets for all of them. Of course, the wives wouldn't know, but that makes me even swampier in the pussy knowing I'm the side piece. The side piece they would leave their wives for. But I want the 18 yr old to have the largest, most perfect cock of all of them. Then when I'm fucking dad and grandpa, I would let them know they can't fuck me near as good as the boy does. Man, I'm a bizarre fucker. I haven't a clue why I think this shit up and then masturbate to it. I should see someone about it. I don't really care. I would rather be thinking up this weird shit and plotting how to make it happen than sitting around waiting to die.
I have sat around with married couples where I have bred with the husband, and the wife had no idea. Hell, I've done that with friends. I am not to be trusted. Why in the world would anyone trust me around dick and or pussy, for that matter. I blame you. You know what I'm going to do. I'm a known quantity. If I tell you to trust me, then I am going against everything you already know about me. In fact, if I say trust me, you absolutely should not. Well, actually, I am very trustworthy in just about every aspect of life. My complete and utter failure in the trust department. I will fuck your husband, wife, son, daughter, and I will do it repeatedly, even if you catch me. I can't help it. It's who I am.
I see sex differently than most people, apparently. I don't see sex as a commitment breaker. I don't catch feelings for someone just because we fucked. Thanks for the use of your dick. See you later. I know a lot of you do catch feelings. They aren't real. It's the dopamine running through your system. When I fuck someone, I understand they don't belong to me. It's just my turn. Then it's someone else's turn. I don't get to keep hogging the playground, so to speak. Not that I don't get excited waiting for my turn, I do. Very excited. I like that. It makes fucking so much better when there is a build-up to it. Could I get feelings for someone because they fucked me stupid? I could. But only for his dick or her pussy. I don't like Bob. But I am in love with his cock. So I pretend to like Bob so I can still have a relationship with his penis. His dick needs me. I genuinely believe that. Without me, it wouldn't be using its full big dick potential. Do I like being ordered around by a 24 yr old douche rocket because he has a magical cock? Yes, I do. I don't know why but I like being addicted to his dick. I like that I ran out on friends when he called so I could take it in my ass and then be told to hit the road. I like licking his sperm off the floor because he wants to see me do it. I find the mental aspect of that excruciatingly sexy. I like the way his cock makes me cum in under thirty seconds, and there is nothing I can do about it. I don't particularly appreciate that he's an asshole. Or maybe I do. Perhaps that's part of the turn-on. Being required to do things for an asshole so I can feel his dick rearranging my guts. Yeah, that's probably got something to do with it. I'm wet right now, so I'm pretty sure it does. Fuck me, I've gone and turned myself on. Where the fuck is Connor when I need him?
Quick post. I know some of you are trying to schedule cam shows, I am available between 1 thru 4 pm eastern time. Feel free to get with me if you want to schedule something!
