**WEEK 4 SECOND BATTLE!** ***Whose farts do you wanna smell..
**WEEK 4 SECOND BATTLE!**
***Whose farts do you wanna smell more?***
**WEEK 4 SECOND BATTLE!**
***Whose farts do you wanna smell more?***
**My Week 3 Celebrity Fart Battle Thoughts**
*”Im totally not surprised that Jennifer Lawrence won. Shes so friggen hot and I just know she farts a lot! I would absolutely love to smell one of her farts… uhhh…
I actually picked Lucy Liu! Cause omg she’s so mean looking… I actually think she could out dom me”* 😂
**HOW TO GET A GIRL TIPS!**
*Firstly. YOU NEED TO TRY!!! It sucks but You gotta approach us!* **LEARN TO GET REJECTED!** *Make it a point to pick a day to just ask every single girl you see in Walmart or the grocery store or mall out on a date or for their number. It’s gonna be horrible and scary and fucking humiliating cause 90% of us will turn you down but after getting turned down over and over and over and your face going red and the scary awkwardness you will have learned how to approach a random girl and ask her out and it’s the most valuable skill for how to get a girl cause 10% of them are gonna say yes!*
**Approaching random girls is a skill and you need to LEARN IT**
*Secondly,* **DRESS TO IMPRESS!**
*You know when a girl is a 6/10 but she dresses like a 10 and now she looks like an 8/10? It’s no different for you guys…. Dress with confidence even if you don’t have it cause it will give you confidence. We want you to look like you care about your appearance. We want you to look like you shaved today and are clean. Do it with intention! Shave your beard into something that looks intentional! Smell good! Ask a girl at a store to help dress you! “I want to look confident and well dressed” she will LOVE every second of playing dress up and it’s a fun flirtatious interaction.*
*I know this is cliche but* **BE YOURSELF!**
*I don’t care if you’re a geek or a stud as long as you’re genuine and honest!*
**LISTEN TO US!!**
*I know we all get excited to share ourselves but it’s more important to listen when it comes to talking to a new girl! Just listen and ask questions it’s sooo easy…
What do you like to do for fun. What are you passionate about? Dogs or cats? Favourite food. Where have you travelled. Etc etc. chatGPT 20 questions to ask a girl on a first date!*
**BE FUNNY!!!**
**Would you like to see more of my content filmed in a cinematic format that resembles a tv show or movie like a Brazzers style video?**
*”Yes I watch the super popular porn too!”* 😂
**When I post a 4K Full length edited video, do you skip past the story introduction dirty talk and go straight to the farting on your first play through?**
***Honest Answers Only Please*** 🥰
The ride back home from work today was rough!! I was trying sooo hard to hold all my farts in so I could film them when I got back! Extra stinky today👅😍🍔💨
2024-01-19 19:07:02 +0000 UTC View PostUgghhh I got something stuck under the sink and now I can’t reach it! Why won’t you help me asshole! 🤜🏼💨😉 sniff up my stink pervert you deserve it
2024-01-18 12:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post**Bipedalmooae**
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**My Week 2 Celebrity Fart Battle Thoughts**
*”So my first vote was Emmy Rossum! You just know Fiona can totally fart like a dirty pig. Yum”* 🤤
*”The second vote was sooo tough!!! Nicki Minaj’s butt is soooo huge and omg would I love to hear her farts more then anything cause they would totally be big bassy bubbly ones but my vote goes to Taylor Swift. She’s such a hot little princess who would never fart in front of anyone and it would be just be so rare to get to smell her farts and I bet they fucking stink.”* 😈
**WEEK 3 FIRST BATTLE!**
***Whose Farts would you rather Smell?***
**WEEK 3 SECOND BATTLE!**
***Whose Farts would you rather Smell?***
Shaking my booty in my new pjs! Having some issues right now even tho Im gassy! it’s so hard to push out a fart cause i think im all backed up. Smells like it 😈
2024-01-15 22:15:26 +0000 UTC View PostHow’s everyone’s morning going so far? Mondays are always soooo tiring 🥱
2024-01-15 15:07:18 +0000 UTC View PostMmm smell my stinky fingers 💨💨💨 #gymgirl
2024-01-15 15:06:06 +0000 UTC View Post***FART FUCK*** **#4**
*"I had a super busy week and haven't watched this again until about 15 minutes ago but mmmm... I think it's my fave so far! I was really fucking feeling it last weekend and got to get pretty fucking stinky. Not my stinkiest weekend to be honest but the last shoot i was pretty ripe and unshowered"* 😈
*"The week long horny build up had me going so good too.... and then holding them all in knowing I get to be a nastly little slut and get fucked and stink the room up when I'm "ready" gets me 11/10 horny every film shoot lol
Anwyays! I fuuucckking love ripping farts and getting railed from behind and I hope you all enjoy my new fart fuck video!."*
**THANK YOU SO MUCH TO ALL EARLY RELEASE BUYERS! I COULDNT DRESS HALF AS SEXY WITHOUT YOU GUYS AND I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH!**
**My Week 1 Celebrity Fart Battle Thoughts!**
*Ok so Billie Eilish is totally my choice cause I just find her more attractive and think she’d be into it but Kat Dennings has super huge boobs and I think her farts would be loud and bassy and I want them both…. I think Lili Reinhart would be a total stinker but she’s super vanilla so I choose Emma Roberts cause she looks mean and dommy*
**WEEK 2 FIRST BATTLE!**
***(V vs Fiona!)*** **SHAMELESS**
***Whose Farts would you rather Smell?***
(I’m not allowed to post celebrity pictures)
*Gonna try to post these every Monday and get it on track! Sorry if some polls overlap.*
**WEEK 2 SECOND BATTLE!**
***Whose Farts would you rather Smell?***
(I’m not allowed to post celebrity pictures)
*Gonna try to post these every Monday and get it on track! Sorry if some polls overlap.*
So.... it turns out I was born with a mans sexuality hahaha. After talking to a bunch of my girl friends at a holiday party I didn't realize how "Extra" I was when it came to sex and fantasies and fetishes. I'm just learning how vanilla every single girI know is after a big long table conversation with like 12 girls. Like 10/12 of them have never even tried butt stuff. 9/12 of them havent even had sex in a car or outside or a bathroom at a party... It's absolutely fucking crazy to me cause most of them said stuff like "Once a week is enough for me" "I dont give blowjobs" "I wont let them touch my butthole" Like wtf!!! How did I honestly end up with such a perverted mind. ALL I do all fuckin day is fantasize about sex...
2024-01-09 12:28:17 +0000 UTC View PostSooooo... I kinda blurted out something embarrassing at the end of Fart Fuck #4 lol It's a fantasy I wanna live out but it's pretty filthy and yaaa came out heat of the moment and I got teased a bit from my co-star for saying it. (In a funny way)
2024-01-09 12:08:12 +0000 UTC View PostPlaying with my stinky, sweaty bum 💦💨💞
2024-01-08 18:11:08 +0000 UTC View Post**Hi everyone.**
**I recent got a warning from onlyfans that I don’t fully fully understand because the messages we’re theoretical but it has to do with content that isn’t allowed on my onlyfans page.**
**I am NEVER EVER allowed to talk dirtier than farting EVER. PLEASE do not ever message me about ANYTHING other then farting.**
Messages will resume tomorrow! Sorry it’s been a few days. 😘
2024-01-07 12:50:14 +0000 UTC View PostFirst round of filming for ***Fart Fuck #4*** was pretty fuckin hot 🥵 It wasn’t best angle in the world tho cause my co-star can’t seem to fuck and film at the same time 😂. We both acknowledge in the past he has filmed too zoomed in or too chaoticly so I hope in the future the go pro will help with those shots.
Round 2 was tonight like an hour after dinner and I was a nasty little bitch 😈. It took a REALLY long time to break the seal but after a good amount of fucking and asshole straining I started ripping farts and yaaa…it hot as hell too lol. I enjoyed every second of it 😈
Mmmmmmmmmm. I NEED cock… I’m just so happy on these weekends when I can be myself and be stinky and get fucked or film. Excited and happy is all this fetish and being Kitsy ever does for me and I just still absolutely love it. I’ll be your filthy stinky internet whore for as long as your cock can stay hard ❤️
Wish we could start filming now cause fuck am I gassy and fuck am I bloated. Friday pizza lunch is never a good idea for me 😢.
2024-01-05 16:49:36 +0000 UTC View PostMy favourite part of the day is farting in your face! 💨🫧👅💋
2024-01-05 12:17:04 +0000 UTC View PostLet a stinky little fart out in the staff room this morning and then left and then my female boss who is genuinely super sexy walked in after. Not sure if she smelled anything but now I’m sitting at my desk a little turned on wondering if she did. I fucking hate her so I hope so 😈
2024-01-04 13:29:45 +0000 UTC View PostGonna take a quick shower and clean my stinky butthole out before I go back to work! Peeeeeyouuuuuuu I stink! 😍
2024-01-03 11:13:01 +0000 UTC View Post