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New phone - who dis dick?... 😝👌 Playing around with the sl..

New phone - who dis dick?... 😝👌 Playing around with the slow-motion feature. A little update by the way... My roadtrip photoshoot was a bust! Fat douchebag at the border wouldn't let me in! Made the mistake of saying I was going for a photoshoot. Never been an issue in the past but Trump is a greedy ratard and doesn't like US money going anywhere but his pocket lol. Fuck you bud 🖕🤨 So a 3.5 hour drive to the border, enraging bullshit dealt with there for an hour then drive home - wicked fun. Got home very depressed and very angry. Binge ate all day lol. This is how I looked waking up in the middle of the night from my depression fuelled food coma! Enjoy! 😘

2019-04-07 16:10:36 +0000 UTC View Post

Me and my boy are #PhotoshootREADY !!! Let's do this lil ma..

Me and my boy are #PhotoshootREADY !!! Let's do this lil man! 👊🍆😆

2019-04-05 11:04:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Just hanging out, commando in my Jean's... luckily @cteelpho..

Just hanging out, commando in my Jean's... luckily @cteelphoto of Instagram was there to capture these epic moments!

2019-04-05 08:20:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Thanks for all the page love! My "likes" are doing oh so muc..

Thanks for all the page love! My "likes" are doing oh so much better 🤗 remember to LIKE each post you see, helps to show off the popularity of my page guys. And I'm beginning to think the tip button is broken... anyone wanna TEST it out for me? Lol

2019-04-05 00:32:24 +0000 UTC View Post

HERO jockstrap by Raw Studio Designs, now available at www.J..

HERO jockstrap by Raw Studio Designs, now available at www.JOCKSTRAPCENTRAL.com

2019-04-04 18:14:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Representing CANADIAN COCK like a goddamn BOSS!

2019-04-03 22:46:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Changeroom nonsense! Trying to show you guys what you're ask..

Changeroom nonsense! Trying to show you guys what you're ask'n for! My cute lil virgin butthole lmfao - HOPE YA LIKE IT! If you're interested to see more, you better like and comment on this post! And feel free to shoot me a message with any personal request for a private video of my butthole and what you might possibly want to see done to it LOL. I'm opening up to the idea haha - get those ideas in before he closes for business! I 👋🤣👌

2019-04-03 15:28:23 +0000 UTC View Post

Savage morning wood. Anyone wanna wake up next to this piece..

Savage morning wood. Anyone wanna wake up next to this piece of drift wood?... lol PS. If you missed my last post, check it out for that hella good deal! Like ALL my posts and DM me after you do for a personal shot of my butthole! 😘👌

2019-04-03 14:58:29 +0000 UTC View Post

So I KNOW all you thirsty fans of mine wanna see ONE THING....

So I KNOW all you thirsty fans of mine wanna see ONE THING... my precious, sweet virgin butthole - BUTT I'm not seeing a lot of LIKES outta you guys, SO! Gonna make y'all a deal. All you got to do, starting with this post, is like a whole sh¡t on of my posts, ideally just keep scrolling back and like 'em all! That'll blow up my notifications so I'll definitely see your name on there, but just to be safe then throw me a quick little DM. Message me and let me know that you just went on a liking spree, I will take a personal butthole picture just for you! I won't send out the same butthole picture twice! Doesn't matter where I am. Drop my drawers grab my toes spread my cheeks and take a pic! Might need an extra set of hands lol let's hope I can find willing amateur photographers when I'm out and about eh! Fair trade right? I'd say so! So let's see it fellas - like all my posts! I wanna see an explosion of notifications!!!

2019-04-03 09:56:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Savage morning wood. Could really do some damage with this t..

Savage morning wood. Could really do some damage with this thing! Who wants to play?!

2019-04-02 11:01:15 +0000 UTC View Post

Playing with lil Simon while Big Simon gets a tan haha

2019-04-01 21:48:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Who would like their own signature "Simon Marini cum soaked ..

Who would like their own signature "Simon Marini cum soaked Undies"?! lol for a nominal fee you too can receive a personal video of yours truly jacking off and coming on to your choice of undies, and then happily a wait for them to arrive in the mail to your own mailbox!

2019-04-01 19:01:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Morning cardio is done! This mofo is getting in shape damnit..

Morning cardio is done! This mofo is getting in shape damnit! Shoot ready! PS. I love being stupid Haha

2019-03-31 17:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Shooting 3 episodes of My Naked Kitchen today! They're gonna..

Shooting 3 episodes of My Naked Kitchen today! They're gonna be great eps! www.MyNakedKitchen.con I might have some great news to share soon too!

2019-03-30 01:03:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Cack out - Crack out with @cteelphoto (Instagram)

2019-03-29 16:04:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Recon mission - late night stealth wank... lol playing aroun..

Recon mission - late night stealth wank... lol playing around with stupid apps 😂👌

2019-03-22 13:09:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Try'n my best to be goofy after a long late night workout ha..

Try'n my best to be goofy after a long late night workout haha.

2019-03-22 10:54:15 +0000 UTC View Post

NEW UNDIES! My DMs... where sexy starts 😉👍

2019-03-20 19:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post

The photographer took out the sound (don't think he likes hi..

The photographer took out the sound (don't think he likes his voice ha) but I'm talking about my onlyfans page during this clip, specifically the tanning video I posted recently when I said I was too big for the stand up bed and jokingly got stuck lol can ya tell? It's like playing charades hahaha

2019-03-20 12:04:07 +0000 UTC View Post