I can jump higher than a house… because houses can’t jump!
I can jump higher than a house… because houses can’t jump!
2025-01-04 03:11:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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You know, some people say that they pick their nose, but I f..
You know, some people say that they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine
2025-01-04 02:10:28 +0000 UTC View Postthoroughly enjoyed Tolkien day yday by restarting a Hobbit r..
thoroughly enjoyed Tolkien day yday by restarting a Hobbit read-through
2025-01-04 00:35:42 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South ..
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
2025-01-03 14:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on ..
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
2025-01-03 13:01:17 +0000 UTC View PostI'm writing a book about glue, but I'm stuck on the first ch..
I'm writing a book about glue, but I'm stuck on the first chapter.
2025-01-03 12:19:05 +0000 UTC View PostStop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
2025-01-03 10:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostI'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would..
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
2025-01-03 08:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
2025-01-03 06:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
2025-01-03 04:01:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn..
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
2025-01-03 02:00:59 +0000 UTC View PostWhat vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
2025-01-03 00:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to tell you a joke about time travel, but you di..
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What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on a head!
2025-01-02 20:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostA man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books ..
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
2025-01-02 14:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone stole my pants. Now I’m running around in briefs.
Someone stole my pants. Now I’m running around in briefs.
2025-01-02 12:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the bicycle with no handlebars? It couldn..
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They told me I had to meet the grim reaper. I said, “What’s ..
They told me I had to meet the grim reaper. I said, “What’s the big deal? I’m already a grammar reaper!”
2025-01-02 08:00:51 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
2025-01-02 06:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negativ..
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
2025-01-02 04:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostDungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will yo..
Dungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will you use eyes of charming to placate me or perhaps you have a different approach to besting me 😏
2025-01-02 02:19:04 +0000 UTC View PostDates are funny. First they tell you they’re busy and then s..
Dates are funny. First they tell you they’re busy and then six months later they’re asking why you never call.
2025-01-02 02:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostI went to the doctor about my kleptomania. He said I have to..
I went to the doctor about my kleptomania. He said I have to take something for it.
2025-01-02 00:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post
