I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high; she ..
I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high;
she looked surprised
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What do you get a man with the heart of a lion? A lifetime b..
What do you get a man with the heart of a lion?
A lifetime ban from the zoo.
What kinds of pictures do hermit crabs take? Shellfies.
What kinds of pictures do hermit crabs take?
Shellfies.
Did you hear about the mediocre restaurant on the moon? It h..
Did you hear about the mediocre restaurant on the moon? It has great food but no atmosphere.
2025-01-16 16:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I can really s..
I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I can really see myself doing.
2025-01-16 10:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat grades did the pirate get on his report card? Seven Cs.
What grades did the pirate get on his report card?
Seven Cs.
Why should you never eat a clock? Because it's too time-cons..
Why should you never eat a clock?
Because it's too time-consuming.
What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods..
What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods?
A satisfactory.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstandi..
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's the action like at a circus? in-tents.
What's the action like at a circus?
in-tents.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? "Aye, matey!"
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
"Aye, matey!"
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tu..
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
What did the teacher do with the student's report on cheese?..
What did the teacher do with the student's report on cheese?
She grated it.
What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time!
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four sec..
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds
What happens when you witness a ship wreck? You let it sink ..
What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?..
What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfi..
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Have you got the January blues? Let's deal with em together ..
Have you got the January blues? Let's deal with em together 🫶🏻💙
2025-01-14 14:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's red and bad for your teeth?A brick!
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick!
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What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?The future..
What is always in front of you, but can’t be seen?
The future.
