Tired after a days work? Strike a pose so everyone knows youre exhausted and leaves you the fuck alone. Picture for instruction purposes only*
*jerking off is allowed too but i cant publicly sanction what you do in your own time
What...Gucci can mismatch and I cant?!?
2024-10-30 18:55:00 +0000 UTC View Post
For when it gets chilly in the evenings
2024-10-30 18:18:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Kiss the stuble goodbye cuz tomorrow ima nuke it....was too fuckin lazy (read: bloated from fuckin eating) to gymnast my way through a shaving sesh today
2024-10-30 16:16:53 +0000 UTC View PostCan eating be a hobby?!?!?! 😭😭😭
2024-10-30 12:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post
If you place your phone in just the right place, you give your crotch a shadow patch......please save this important information- never know when it could come in handy
2024-10-28 19:47:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Promotional poster asking you to join the porn army?!?!
2024-10-28 19:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Turn your phone sideways...
...ok now am i blind or do those 💋 fuckin resemble Homer Simpsons mouth 🤣🤣
So lazy today cant even be bothered to pull my underwear all the way up
2024-10-27 17:42:20 +0000 UTC View Post
What weekends should look like
2024-10-26 21:21:51 +0000 UTC View Post
When you take enough naked pictures, you start taking creative liberties
2024-10-26 14:56:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Kicking the door to Saturday wide open
2024-10-26 12:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Ready for launch.....or was it lunch?
2024-10-25 12:24:32 +0000 UTC View Post
