What was Che Guevara's New Year's resolution? A New Year's r..
What was Che Guevara's New Year's resolution? A New Year's revolution. โ๐
2024-01-10 08:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat was Che Guevara's New Year's resolution? A New Year's revolution. โ๐
2024-01-10 08:22:01 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoying looking at me? ๐ tipping would be awesome
2024-01-09 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View Post๐ My new year's resolution is to make you mine ๐๐
2024-01-08 08:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the farmer give his wife on New Year's Eve? Hogs and kisses. ๐ท๐
2024-01-07 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it ๐
2024-01-06 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post๐ ๐ซ I already got my New Year's wish just by being here with you. ๐โจ
2024-01-05 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's a cow's favorite holiday? Moo Year's Eve. ๐๐
2024-01-04 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? A donation to my campaigns ๐ would be amazing
2024-01-03 08:27:02 +0000 UTC View Postโจ๐ You shine brighter than Times Square on New Year's Eve. ๐๐ฅ
2024-01-02 08:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a ghoul say on Dec. 31? "Happy New Fear!" ๐ป๐
2024-01-01 08:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostDid you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money? ๐ต It suffered from withdrawals
2023-12-31 08:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? Treating me to a shopping spree ๐ธ would be amazing
2023-12-30 08:37:01 +0000 UTC View PostIโd give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead. ๐ฅฃ๐ฅ๐
2023-12-29 08:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the man make his hamster an extra-strong coffee in the morning? โ๏ธ๐น He didn't want it to fall asleep at the wheel
2023-12-28 08:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? Drop a tip and that will do it! ๐ฑ
2023-12-27 08:34:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach right now are quite untamed. ๐ฆ๐
2023-12-26 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? ๐ It is either one or the utter
2023-12-25 08:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostWant to treat me? A fancy dinner ๐ฝ๏ธ would be awesome
2023-12-24 08:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you an archeologist โcuz you dug up a hole in my heart. โ๏ธ๐๐
2023-12-23 08:20:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a pastry chef say to himself in the morning every day? ๐ฅฏ "I'll be making a lot of dough today."
2023-12-22 08:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostWant to cheer me up? Send a tip ๐
2023-12-21 08:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostLewd Yoga Mixed with Lofi Vibes ๐ฅต ๐ฝ๏ธ ๐ง๐๐ฃ ๐ง๐ข ๐๐๐ง ๐ป $๐น๐ถ = ๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐บ๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ + ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐ผ'๐ ๐๐ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐จ
2023-12-20 09:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostEven if there was no gravity on Earth, Iโd still fall for you. โ๏ธโค๏ธ๐
2023-12-20 08:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the policeman say to his belly button? ๐ You're under a vest!
2023-12-19 08:32:01 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make me smile? A little tip would do it ๐๐ฅฐ
2023-12-18 08:27:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you religious? โCuz youโre the answer to all of my prayers. ๐๐โค๏ธ
2023-12-17 08:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning? ๐ต My gilt-tea pleasure
2023-12-16 08:28:01 +0000 UTC View PostWant to brighten my day? Send a little tip my way โจ
2023-12-15 08:35:01 +0000 UTC View PostIโm no organ donor but Iโd be happy to give you my heart. โค๏ธ๐
2023-12-14 08:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI used to work in a shoe-recycling shop ๐ It was sole destroying!
2023-12-13 08:13:01 +0000 UTC View Post