What do you call a snowman with a suntan? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
What do you call a snowman with a suntan? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
2024-06-02 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? 😏🌴
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? 😏🌴
2024-06-02 13:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the toaster say to the slice of bread? 🍞 I want you..
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? 🍞 I want you inside me.
2024-06-02 07:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the sun go to school? ☀️🏫 To get brighter! 😎
Why did the sun go to school? ☀️🏫 To get brighter! 😎
2024-06-02 01:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhen it comes to romance, I'm all about the unexpected kisse..
When it comes to romance, I'm all about the unexpected kisses and stolen moments. 💋🌟
2024-06-01 19:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one boob say to the other boob? 🍒 If we don’t get s..
What did one boob say to the other boob? 🍒 If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts 🤣
2024-06-01 13:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostGive me some love with a tip! ❤️👍
Give me some love with a tip! ❤️👍
2024-06-01 07:17:02 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. ❄️😍
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. ❄️😍
2024-05-31 07:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a cow with no legs? 🐄 Ground beef! 🍔😄
What do you call a cow with no legs? 🐄 Ground beef! 🍔😄
2024-05-30 07:19:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you would CUM all over me, leave a tip 💦💦
If you would CUM all over me, leave a tip 💦💦
2024-05-29 07:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs there a map? 🗺️ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes...
Is there a map? 🗺️ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. 😍
2024-05-28 07:27:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did one ocean say to the other ocean? 🌊 Nothing, they j..
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? 🌊 Nothing, they just waved! 👋😄
2024-05-27 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let..
If you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let me know 😉
2024-05-26 07:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. 🥒
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. 🥒
2024-05-25 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm friends with all the planets, but the sun and I are star..
I'm friends with all the planets, but the sun and I are star-crossed lovers. 🌟🌍❤️
2024-05-24 07:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostI love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
2024-05-23 07:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostIs your dad a baker? 🥐 Because you're a cutie pie. 😊
Is your dad a baker? 🥐 Because you're a cutie pie. 😊
2024-05-22 07:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the bicycle fall over? 🚲 It was two-tired! 😆
Why did the bicycle fall over? 🚲 It was two-tired! 😆
2024-05-21 07:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy 🐱
If you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy 🐱
2024-05-20 07:38:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a parking ticket? 🎫 Because you've got 'Fine' writte..
Are you a parking ticket? 🎫 Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you. 😏
2024-05-19 07:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a bear with no teeth? 🐻 A gummy bear! 🍬😁
What do you call a bear with no teeth? 🐻 A gummy bear! 🍬😁
2024-05-18 07:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs your dad an artist? 🎨 Because you're a masterpiece. 😍
Is your dad an artist? 🎨 Because you're a masterpiece. 😍
2024-05-16 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 👖 In case he go..
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 👖 In case he got a hole in one! ⛳😄
2024-05-15 07:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? 📞 a tip surprise would do it!
Want to make my day? 📞 a tip surprise would do it!
2024-05-14 07:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a magician? ✨ Because whenever I look at you, everyo..
Are you a magician? ✨ Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 😍
2024-05-13 07:32:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't oysters donate to charity? 🦪 Because they are shel..
Why don't oysters donate to charity? 🦪 Because they are shellfish! 🤑
2024-05-12 07:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip 🤚 would be gre..
Feeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip 🤚 would be great
2024-05-11 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostDo you have a name, or can I call you mine? 😊
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? 😊
2024-05-10 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An impasta! 🤣
What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An impasta! 🤣
2024-05-09 07:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWant to make my day? 🌞 tipping would be amazing
Want to make my day? 🌞 tipping would be amazing
2024-05-08 07:33:02 +0000 UTC View Post
