Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been..
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for. 😉
2024-10-15 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostIs your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for. 😉
2024-10-15 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? 💀 It didn't have the guts
2024-10-15 13:28:43 +0000 UTC View PostI love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
2024-10-15 07:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI tripped while looking at you. I guess you owe me a new pair of shoes. 🚶♂️👠😉
2024-10-15 01:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't eggs tell jokes? 🍳 They'd crack each other up
2024-10-14 19:22:04 +0000 UTC View Post✨ Is that a twinkle in your eye? If I give you that sparkle, tip to return the favor ✨
2024-10-14 13:26:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhat is a vampire’s favourite part of sex? 🧛♀️ Edraculating
2024-10-14 07:21:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does a sprinter eat before a race? 🏃♀️ Nothing, they fast
2024-10-14 01:34:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like a tight pussy, drop a tip 😉
2024-10-13 19:31:01 +0000 UTC View Post🕷️🏖️ Where do spiders go on their vacation? 🌴The web-ibbean! 🏝️🕷️
2024-10-13 13:33:01 +0000 UTC View PostI think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me. 😌💊
2024-10-13 07:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy 🐱
2024-10-13 01:27:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do the witches hate hanging out with the headless horseman? 🧙♀️ He’s always talking about getting head
2024-10-12 19:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostCan I be your ghostly partner in crime? 👻👥 Together, we'll create mischief and everlasting memories. 🌑✨
2024-10-12 13:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostHow does the moon cut his hair? 🌗 Eclipse it
2024-10-12 07:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you repair a broken jack-o’-lantern? 🎃 Use a pumpkin patch.
2024-10-12 01:26:01 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. ❄️💙
2024-10-11 19:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do birds go every day to get a cup of coffee? ☕️ To the NESTcafe
2024-10-11 13:24:11 +0000 UTC View PostFeelin a bit wild 🐯 Tip if you are wild too
2024-10-11 07:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostDamn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! 😍🚓😄
2024-10-11 01:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊 Nothing, it just waved
2024-10-10 19:34:08 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could climb on, drop a tip 😈
2024-10-10 13:26:03 +0000 UTC View Post🎢👻 What's a ghost's favorite ride at the carnival? 🎡 The roller-ghoster! 👻🎠
2024-10-10 07:29:03 +0000 UTC View Postwhat do authors eat for breakfast? 📗 synonym buns
2024-10-10 01:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostFeeling generous? Treat me to a cup of coffee ☕️
2024-10-09 19:27:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? 🥧 Your teeth.
2024-10-09 13:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy Instagram account wouldn't be complete without your flirty presence. 📸🥰
2024-10-09 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you enjoyed my work, drop a tip to let me know 🤩
2024-10-09 01:34:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do pumpkin CEOs hold their meetings? 🎃 In the gourd room.
2024-10-08 19:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a haunted carnival ride? 🎪🎢 Because being with you is an exhilarating thrill. 🎠😍
2024-10-08 13:34:07 +0000 UTC View Post