he’s like it says they are at this address, and we’re like uhhhh… no i mean we dont have anything.. but his phone was showing them literally at the house soooo… we’re like uhhhhh no like im sorry. he was like oh it’s fine i know you guys didn’t steal them and you have no idea what im talking about so im sorry… i’ll get out of your hair it’s just so weird it’s showing them here…
2022-12-22 22:57:54 +0000 UTC
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k anyway… he just like comes up and is like hey have you seen my airpod case? were all like what??? he’s like did you pick up my airpods? like almost ready to confront us like one of us stole them or something?
2022-12-22 22:55:58 +0000 UTC
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asked if anyone was expecting anything but nope
2022-12-22 22:52:23 +0000 UTC
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this guy seems like clearly on a mission for something walking up to my house and i’m noticing from the window like… the fuck?
2022-12-22 22:52:07 +0000 UTC
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you know when you really just don’t respond the way you would have liked in the moment?
2022-12-22 22:51:39 +0000 UTC
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ugh my heart
2022-12-22 22:50:16 +0000 UTC
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btw if you are this guy reading this please come back i want to give you my extra pair of airpods
2022-12-22 22:49:00 +0000 UTC
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okayy literally my heart is broken
2022-12-22 22:48:14 +0000 UTC
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your mrs
2022-12-22 22:41:04 +0000 UTC
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like if you like me in red ❤️
2022-12-22 21:41:06 +0000 UTC
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would you like to watch porn with me? 🥹🥵
2022-12-22 19:39:07 +0000 UTC
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if ur reading this, u can do it
2022-12-22 18:20:04 +0000 UTC
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i just want to be as bad as black widow ya know
2022-12-22 17:24:53 +0000 UTC
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3 days til christmas!!
2022-12-22 16:30:18 +0000 UTC
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thong thursday
2022-12-22 15:14:03 +0000 UTC
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click the inbox 😈
2022-12-22 00:24:05 +0000 UTC
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almost christmas. ;) spamming me likes (ON MY POSTS) is a free way to treat me this season & takes no extra time if you only do it while you are online 💓
2022-12-22 00:06:07 +0000 UTC
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like this if you’re holding your phone in your left hand 😉
2022-12-21 21:23:06 +0000 UTC
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did you hear bby? everyone that has renew on is getting a **FREE** video tomorrow!!! don’t miss out on this ⤵️
https://onlyfans.com/xxxvanessaxxx?enable_renew=1
2022-12-21 18:05:09 +0000 UTC
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morning happy hump dayyyy
2022-12-21 15:06:07 +0000 UTC
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been a good day babe thx for txting me
2022-12-21 04:06:05 +0000 UTC
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i was like 12 when i had my first orgasm and i had no idea what it was, i thought it was a chill running through my body 😂 what was it like for you?
2022-12-21 01:49:03 +0000 UTC
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thirsty tuesday… if you let me lick urs; i’ll let you lick mine 💦
2022-12-21 00:05:05 +0000 UTC
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do you fantasize about having/being a sex slave? what’s ur criteria? like this if i’d suit you... ;)
2022-12-20 23:42:07 +0000 UTC
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olive juice 💓 #iykyk
2022-12-20 22:23:03 +0000 UTC
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some days fans have me finna jump off lol you guys know im human righttttt
2022-12-20 20:58:17 +0000 UTC
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imagining if we were in a sex shop… what would we get? 😏
2022-12-20 20:48:04 +0000 UTC
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i need you now… if you lead i’ll follow 🎶
2022-12-20 15:15:03 +0000 UTC
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ever had phone sex? wanna try?
2022-12-20 03:28:03 +0000 UTC
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# if you could only choose between **getting blowjobs for the rest of your life** or having sex, what would you choose?
2022-12-20 01:21:04 +0000 UTC
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