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⚠️ Critical update: I’m sorry for the lack of communication ..

⚠️ Critical update: I’m sorry for the lack of communication this past week.

As you may know, my mom has been hospitalized for the past three months. And this past Friday, I myself went into anaphylaxis during an MRI. Thanks to a very dedicated nurse, I survived. However, recovering while also caring for my mom has been beyond challenging.

I’m eager to get back to streaming and releasing the vast array of new content I have for you ASAP, but it may take a little while. In the meantime, if you would please consider browsing my wall, I would be incredibly grateful. You can sort by label, to find something up your alley.

I’m sorry if you’re new here and this is our first interaction, or if you’ve been around a while and have been worried about me. I’ll make it through this, I just really need your help in doing so. ❤️

- Haydn 💕

2024-06-19 17:05:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Where’s Haydn?

2024-06-18 04:11:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Wow. Sorry for the no updates. I’m alive, but I’m nowhere ne..

Wow. Sorry for the no updates. I’m alive, but I’m nowhere near being up to doing a show. Thank you for all the well-wishes, I promise to get back to chitchatting and being a nutty nymphie dream girl ASAPenis. I just need a few days to get over this allergic reaction from hell.

If you’re confused, go check my Reddit post history. The whole thing is absolutely nuts.

2024-06-16 01:11:08 +0000 UTC View Post

How do you feel about my Sarah Lynn cosplay? It’s been somew..

How do you feel about my Sarah Lynn cosplay? It’s been somewhat controversial…

2024-06-13 22:29:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Oh hai. Sorry for the 2 whole days of semi-silence. I went o..

Oh hai. Sorry for the 2 whole days of semi-silence. I went outside and touched grass.

I didn’t actually touch it… but I did observe it :)

2024-06-11 07:18:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Brushing my teeth topless using the cummiest paste imaginabl..

Brushing my teeth topless using the cummiest paste imaginable, then opening my mouth wiiide so you can imagine working using *something else* in place of my toothbrush.

[This is the probably closest you’re getting to seeing jizz in my mouth, so best hop on it! Plus it’s Ginger Haydn™️, what more could you ever want??]

2024-06-09 16:13:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Wooo so excited for my show tonight! Aiming to start at **7:..

Wooo so excited for my show tonight! Aiming to start at **7:30** CDT, and I’ll probably be on for 5-6 hours. **Come, have a wank and make merry!**

[By the way, it turns out some of you have been missing out on some fun stuff! I absolutely *love* streaming, but I make *tons* of content, much of which is on my wall. I just don’t like blowing up your inbox with spam every 5 seconds. Go check it out by clicking the different labels!!]

2024-06-07 17:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Thinking about doing a Friday night stream. *Are you in?..

Thinking about doing a **Friday night stream**. *Are you in?*

[Probably starting earlier for a change, maybe 6:30pm CDT. My shows usually go for 5-6 hours.]

2024-06-06 18:02:55 +0000 UTC View Post

All day PJs, ACTIVATE!!

2024-06-04 01:23:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Are you following my HaydnSpeaks account yet?? No promises, ..

Are you following my HaydnSpeaks account yet?? No promises, but once in a while my tweets are mildly interesting 🦤

2024-06-02 22:32:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Hang onto your seats, folks! And gear up for a **classic Sat..

Hang onto your seats, folks! And gear up for a **classic Saturday night stream with Haydn**! There will be boobs, there will be buns, there will be snizz! Oh the sights you will see… 👀

The fun starts at **8pm CDT**. Stick around for the xxx-rated private show, which costs a scant $6 to enter.

*Guaranteed to drain your balls, not your wallet.*

2024-06-01 19:33:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Um… I’m crazy horny tonight. You should probably check your ..

Um… I’m crazy horny tonight. You should probably check your DMs… Also FREE LIVESTREAM SATURDAY NIGHT!!!

Probably at 8pm CDT, but I may start a bit earlier if I get my act together on time :)

2024-06-01 04:41:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Should probably clean my camera lens, but my phone isn’t the..

Should probably clean my camera lens, but my phone isn’t the only thing that’s dirty rn…

**I’m out of my mind fucking horny tonight, and want to play a bit.** Seriously. Help me unleash this demon.

Tip me $20 to get started with some one-on-on sexting/naughty voice messages. I’m craving it badddddd…..

2024-05-29 03:28:46 +0000 UTC View Post

What is it about stress that makes me so fucking horny? Am I..

What is it about stress that makes me so fucking horny? Am I just a terrible person or something?

2024-05-27 19:56:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Free stream at 8pm-ish. I may be a smidgen late, as things a..

Free stream at 8pm-ish. I may be a smidgen late, as things are still complicated with my mom, but I’d be so thankful if you could join me for a bit.

[8pm CDT]

2024-05-25 23:19:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Meow meow 🐾

2024-05-24 17:00:42 +0000 UTC View Post

Tentatively announcing a stream for this Saturday!! Aimi..

Tentatively announcing a stream for this **Saturday**!! Aiming to start by **8pm CST**, but things are a little iffy rn. Check your DMs and my wall for more updates, because I really want to see you there!!

[Also pretty titty please browse the labels on my wall for content in the meantime. The past few weeks have been really rough, but I’m *so* looking forward to having fun with you this weekend 💕]

2024-05-24 03:24:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Pretty please don’t forget about me!! The past week (well, p..

Pretty please don’t forget about me!! The past week (well, past 8 weeks) have been absolute madness.

Thank you all so much for your kindness and support. I’m posting this whilst curled up on a couch at the hospital. I’m hoping I can edit some new stuff to post today, but in the meantime *pretty please* browse the labels on my wall.

Without your help, I wouldn’t be able to feed myself rn, so from the bottom of my heart, thank you. And from the heart of my bottom… what are you waiting for??

2024-05-22 13:33:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Wakie wakie, hands on snakey! 🐍👊💦

2024-05-21 15:38:56 +0000 UTC View Post

If I do a spur-of-the-moment stream on Saturday night, would..

If I do a spur-of-the-moment stream on Saturday night, would you come? 🥺

Thinking 8pm-ish, but honestly I have no clue. Stuff is rough, but I’ll keep you posted.

2024-05-18 05:05:29 +0000 UTC View Post

Sorry for the sad post, but I realize I’ve been a bit absent..

Sorry for the sad post, but I realize I’ve been a bit absent again. Dealing with more mom-hospital shenanigans, it’s pretty intense and chaotic.

Feel free to check my stories to get up to date, and please consider browsing my wall labels if you’re interested in having a fap. I appreciate all of you 🩷

2024-05-16 04:55:14 +0000 UTC View Post

I was having the hottest fucking dream, but got interrupted ..

I was having the hottest fucking dream, but got interrupted by a spam call *right* before I could climax 😩 Tip $10 or more on this post if you wanna hear about it, and maybe care to help me get a nice release…

[By “hear” I mean I’ll send you a naughty voice message 😚💕]

2024-05-14 22:49:33 +0000 UTC View Post

From one weirdo to another, here’s a super steal deal on..

From one weirdo to another, here’s a **super steal deal** on a striptease, to this remix of a [moderately concerning] outcast anthem.

Something about the darker take on this song got me super horned up, I couldn’t help giving you some nice little peeks of my pussy 😈

Also I played around with increasing the quality on this video. Let me know if it looks good or if the uncanny valley vibes are too intense 😅

[PUMPED UP KICKS, by 3TEETH]

**[Do your part, please leave a ❤️]**

2024-05-13 02:06:02 +0000 UTC View Post

You wouldn’t forget about me, would ya? Showtime is in just ..

You wouldn’t forget about me, would ya? Showtime is in just a few hours!! The fun starts at 8pm CDT, and goes for 5-6 hours.

2024-05-11 20:35:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Mark your calendars!! This Saturday at 8pm CDT, it’s a C..

Mark your calendars!! This **Saturday at 8pm** CDT, it’s a Classic Naked Stream Night!! Come for the Fuck Angle™️, stay for the jokes. Plus it’s free… and what else do you have going on? [For that matter, what do *I* have going on…?]

[Tip $25 or more during the show, and get a free copy of the full stream to keep!]

So…. Are you gonna be there? Or be… square?

2024-05-09 19:33:15 +0000 UTC View Post

I have an appetite for Chex, ‘cause me so hungry…

2024-05-08 20:44:07 +0000 UTC View Post

You didn’t really think I’d forget about Revenge of the Sixt..

You didn’t really think I’d forget about Revenge of the Sixth, did you?

2024-05-07 02:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post

It’s raining outside, and I just wanna stay in bed and liste..

It’s raining outside, and I just wanna stay in bed and listen to the pitter patter in peace.💧 Would you take the day to snug and watch shows with me? 🥺

2024-05-05 22:16:37 +0000 UTC View Post

ALL of my Star Wars content for one insanely low price..

**ALL of my Star Wars content** for one *insanely* low price. Get it now before this deal is from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. **What you get:** • My fully nude HQ Slave Leia shoot • Star Wars group striptease, featuring multiple Leias, one Boba Fett, and me as C-3PO • My 4 HOUR Star Wars Stream - multiple costume changes, Jabba Juice oil show, and more! [Guys, remember to leave a ❤️ after unlocking. *You’re my only hope*.]

2024-05-05 03:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post