It's a bad idea for us to wash the dishes together... becaus..
It's a bad idea for us to wash the dishes together... because it'll be hard for us to stay **in sink** 😜🚰
2024-06-12 10:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
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Washing up can get a little messy! 🤭💦
Washing up can get a little messy! 🤭💦
2024-06-12 09:00:28 +0000 UTC View Post69% of people find something dirty in every sentence 😉
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence 😉
2024-06-12 08:00:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you came home early from work you didn't expect your wi..
When you came home early from work you didn't expect your wife to be sitting around waiting for you did you? 🤭😈
2024-06-12 07:00:32 +0000 UTC View PostAre you glad to see the return of **Wifey Wednesdays**? 😜
Are you glad to see the return of **Wifey Wednesdays**? 😜
2024-06-12 06:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostI think we're ready to try some toys together 😈
I think we're ready to try some toys together 😈
2024-06-12 04:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostI love waking up next to you 😈
I love waking up next to you 😈
2024-06-12 04:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostAre you feeling as filthy as my ***Dirty Washing***? 😜 I'd ..
Are you feeling as filthy as my ***Dirty Washing***? 😜
I'd love you to help make my chores a little more fun today! 😈
Do you have a pearl of wisdom for me? 😜
Do you have a pearl of wisdom for me? 😜
2024-06-12 00:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostI bet your wife doesn't wear lingerie like this 😜
I bet your wife doesn't wear lingerie like this 😜
2024-06-11 23:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostOil and plug... name a better match? 🥵
Oil and plug... name a better match? 🥵
2024-06-11 22:00:30 +0000 UTC View Post**What's the difference between light and hard?** 💡 *I can s..
**What's the difference between light and hard?** 💡
*I can sleep when you have a light on* 😜
Does my bum look big in this? 😜
Does my bum look big in this? 😜
2024-06-11 20:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostWhere are you taking me tonight? 😈
Where are you taking me tonight? 😈
2024-06-11 20:00:23 +0000 UTC View Post***FRONT ROW SEAT TO ME FUCKING BOTH MY SLUTTY LITTLE HOLES ..
***FRONT ROW SEAT TO ME FUCKING BOTH MY SLUTTY LITTLE HOLES FOR YOU!***
🌼 **Double Penetration**
🌼 **Anal dildo riding**
🌼Plugged
🌼 **Big Vibrating Dildo Fuck**
🌼 Dirty talk
🌼 Jerk off instructions, edging, and **countdown**
🌼 Lingerie
🌼 POV and super **closeups**
➡️ Swipe to remove an item of clothing 😉 ...And ***DM me***,..
➡️ Swipe to remove an item of clothing 😉
...And ***DM me***, if you want to see me remove some more 😈
Almost too much for this little thong to handle 🤭
Almost too much for this little thong to handle 🤭
2024-06-11 17:00:21 +0000 UTC View PostCan you think of a better date idea? 🤭🤫
Can you think of a better date idea? 🤭🤫
2024-06-11 16:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm not sure you can handle finding out what your step-mommy..
I'm not sure you can handle finding out what your step-mommy's favourite kitchen utensil is! 😈
***DM me if that's a whisk you're willing to take*** 😜
You don't think the kitchen is the best room in the house? 🤭..
You don't think the kitchen is the best room in the house? 🤭
➡️ Swipe to see my **counterargument** 😜
Come and have lunch with Step-Mommy 😜
Come and have lunch with Step-Mommy 😜
2024-06-11 12:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostHow do you make a water bed bounce? 🍑💦
How do you make a water bed bounce? 🍑💦
2024-06-11 11:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostAre you as hard as my nipples are right now? 😈
Are you as hard as my nipples are right now? 😈
2024-06-11 10:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
This video is Legen**dairy** 😜 Can you think of any more p..
This video is Legen**dairy** 😜
Can you think of any more puns for this video? 🤭
So far I've thought of these...
- Name a better duo than Peaches and cream 👅
-Want to see my dairy-air? 🍑
-I'm the cream of the crop 😈
- Patient: Doctor, Doctor! Help, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum 🍓
Doctor: Ooooh, I’ve got some cream for that. 🩺
...can you beat them? 😂
