Jockey's door at a local track. Little Fekkers are geniuses,..
Jockey's door at a local track. Little Fekkers are geniuses, sometimes...
2023-01-31 03:39:36 +0000 UTC View Post
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New drop safe at a local luxury car dealership. Apparently t..
New drop safe at a local luxury car dealership. Apparently they drop large amounts of 💰 after the business office closes
2023-01-31 03:37:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Had a dead Surlock. New Duracell battery and clean/lube. Now..
Had a dead Surlock. New Duracell battery and clean/lube. Now it's working fine. The battery door was missing so I ordered a new one, installed and looking good 👍🏼
2023-01-31 03:10:15 +0000 UTC View PostI road tripped and hour or so south near Waco to service thi..
I road tripped and hour or so south near Waco to service this door. New dogging kit and new bolt catch/release thingy at top of this Jackson 1285 It was fekkin' cold 🥶 Couldn't stop shivering, couldn't feel my fingers and had to whiz 4 times. The cold made it difficult to change the dogging assembly & I was there way too long, but the manager girl took pity on me and fed me for free. The new Italian mozzarella chicken sandwich and garlic butter parmesan fries are gotdam GOOD! ... the manager girl on duty also had a pretty face and smackin' big ass 😉
2023-01-26 01:57:04 +0000 UTC View PostHalf of the doors on this floor where fail secure, the tenan..
Half of the doors on this floor where fail secure, the tenant vacated and pulled their system. I had to open a half a dozen of these. The lady said I was amazing, I told her, "shhh... Not so loud. Everyone will want some" 🤫
2023-01-23 19:04:59 +0000 UTC View PostShe's wet, but being a dirty girl... Houdini Black Label... ..
She's wet, but being a dirty girl... Houdini Black Label... 😉 Seriously though, I cleaned all that shit out. Don't put graphite and WD-40 in your damn locks 🙄
2023-01-23 12:39:20 +0000 UTC View PostA short 75 mile road trip, urgent request, they have to slam..
A short 75 mile road trip, urgent request, they have to slam door to close it. I found the back door with the sprung hinge and it was not closing. It certainly appears like they've been propping the door open with a mop handle or a broomstick near the top hinge and that's what fekked up their hinge. I put the Hinge Doctor on it and got it fixed and it closes good now. No one here speaks English so I spangished them real good and played a game of charades. I know it will happen again. Documented in the notes and on the invoice so next month when they call back it won't be warranty, and next time it will require new hinges because the Hinge Doctor can only do so much.
2022-12-09 17:17:11 +0000 UTC View Post
It's that time of year again 🎄 "I can't talk now, I'm doing ..
It's that time of year again 🎄 "I can't talk now, I'm doing gringo stuff"
2022-12-06 02:33:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuckin' around while the wife is in a doctor's appointment. ..
Fuckin' around while the wife is in a doctor's appointment. I'm "undercover" in street clothes, no one recognized me 😎
2022-10-20 05:28:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I found this I explained how the fire marshal would spo..
When I found this I explained how the fire marshal would spontaneously combust when he eventually sees it. At the very least, it need a dummy cylinder installed.
2022-10-18 13:12:11 +0000 UTC View PostThe GM said it's been 3 or 4 weeks since the frame was repla..
The GM said it's been 3 or 4 weeks since the frame was replaced. I heard him on the phone lighting up the door guys 🤣
2022-10-18 13:07:42 +0000 UTC View PostFinally got a fekkin' Saturday off. I think I'll take a sies..
Finally got a fekkin' Saturday off. I think I'll take a siesta now... 😆
2022-10-15 12:36:59 +0000 UTC View Post
It's fucking Monday, again 🙄 Lets get this show on the road...
It's fucking Monday, again 🙄 Lets get this show on the road...
2022-10-03 11:36:08 +0000 UTC View PostRemoved the old Sargent KP lock and installed a new DL2700 w..
Removed the old Sargent KP lock and installed a new DL2700 with a wrap
2022-10-03 11:28:12 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone removed the main arm and used velcro to secure the f..
Someone removed the main arm and used velcro to secure the forearm to the top jamb 🙄
2022-10-03 11:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post
