No. YOU stood on YOUR couch next to the window to catch the magic light at the right angle... Happy Tuesday, weirdos.😂😘 $3 to ditch the dinosaur and the mermaid.
2023-06-27 14:01:35 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday, everyone! I think everyone can benefit on occasion from a little bit of a motivational pep talk, especially when it comes from an unexpected source. Soooo... here's that girl you think about when you masturbate delivering a fairly wholesome message about trauma and strength. I hope everyone has an amazing start to their week, and it just gets better from there. 😘
2023-06-26 14:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostMy concept of what cool means may not have changed since I was 5, but I'm still right about this one. 😎
2023-06-22 14:30:12 +0000 UTC View PostI've gotten a few questions about my menu of services, so I've made a video where I talk through the options and give a little more information. It's pretty long, though... so, my assumption is that people might just want to see specific parts they're curious about. Here are some specific times for when different sections start: Sexting - 2:39 Voice call - 5:42 GFE texting - 6:36 Genital Doodle - 11:56
2023-06-21 14:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostWhy didn't I do laundry yesterday??
2023-06-20 14:30:05 +0000 UTC View PostI can't believe I just wake up like this. 🤷🏻♀️🥰 $3 to get rid of the mermaid
2023-06-20 14:02:59 +0000 UTC View PostTime for some wholesome content. I would like to introduce to you, my teddy bear.🥰🧸
2023-06-19 14:30:42 +0000 UTC View PostThere are degrees to getting gendered correctly.
2023-06-15 14:30:34 +0000 UTC View PostTrying on different Hawaiian shirts. What do you think? Free: 3 pictures $6: 4 more... which show a bit more skin 😋
2023-06-14 14:30:08 +0000 UTC View PostWhen a lawyer does it, it's called pro bono...😂⚖️
2023-06-13 14:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhen someone who doesn't have very good taste is like "Hey! I have that same shirt!"
2023-06-12 14:30:49 +0000 UTC View Post🌴🎶Wouldn't it be nice if... I sang part of that Beach Boys song but with my own lyrics and I did it naked?😋😘 To see it without the cartoony censored bar PPV or sub to my VIP page.
2023-06-07 14:31:10 +0000 UTC View PostTummy? Sometimes. Titties? On occasion. Tuesday? At least once per week. 😎 (PPV or sub to my vip page to make that little dinosaur extinct)
2023-06-06 15:01:44 +0000 UTC View PostGotta take time out from shooting for affirmation.
2023-06-06 14:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I'm good at jokes. Other times, though... It's a good thing I'm hot. 🤣
2023-05-31 14:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes you gotta wiggle wiggle wiggle.
2023-05-30 14:30:20 +0000 UTC View PostI always have good logic behind my jewelry choices... 😂
2023-05-29 14:30:10 +0000 UTC View PostI think this story about getting embarrassed because someone saw my underwear is entertaining. 🤣🩲
2023-05-25 14:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostOne day, while picking through the smoldering remains of society -- months since you've seen another breathing person -- you catch the faint scent of cooking food on the arid breeze. You follow the smell to some rubble that was clearly once a hospital and notice a small crawlway into a relatively intact wing. Lowering yourself to sore and aching knees, you crawl through the hole and find yourself in an open hallway. The brief hesitance you feel is far outweighed by the burning in your empty stomach -- enticed by the now-thick smell of food. You start forward, but that's when she steps out into your path, one hand resting on the butt of a revolver and a cold, calculating assessment in her eyes. What do you do?
2023-05-24 14:30:09 +0000 UTC View PostTuesdays are for tummies, and this tummy is for you. Happy Tummy Tuesday. 😘
2023-05-23 14:30:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou ever just need to howl?? 🐺 May your Monday allow for, but not require a good howl or two. 😘
2023-05-22 14:30:25 +0000 UTC View PostLet's be real... Sometimes the contrast does all the work. Happy Friday, sweethearts. 😘❤️ Try to be excellent to each other.
2023-05-19 14:37:06 +0000 UTC View PostWanna rip these panties off me? Wanna see my naked ass for the first time?? If your answer to either of the above questions is yes... then I suggest watching the PPV version of this video... 😀😘
2023-05-17 14:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostTomorrow I'm posting my butt for the first time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know y'all have seen my butt in my underpants, but in tomorrow's video... if it happens to be something you're interested in, you could watch me from behind as I rip these off.😋😘
2023-05-16 14:30:04 +0000 UTC View PostYeah, boobs are amazing, but look how patient, my bored little buddy is being in the background. ☺️ $3 or a vip sub gets you the pic without the mermaid if that's something you would like, but really the point here is to look how cute my dog is 😂
2023-05-15 20:47:26 +0000 UTC View PostFound that pushup bra I thought I'd lost. 😂😁
2023-05-15 14:30:22 +0000 UTC View Post
