I hope you’re having such a good day!
A little visit to the red room 🩸🩸 today while listening to Ren.
I am excited for this. I made some splatter paint. 😈
I posted a teaser on my XXX page https://onlyfans.com/evol_lana.uncensored
I’m so thankful for you all! Thank you for being patient as I am trying to navigate being a mom and wife. It’s easy when it’s easy. 😂
2023-10-31 13:38:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Friday BABYYYY!
What are your plans for this weekend?
Can I help you with that load?
2023-10-18 21:44:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning 😘
I posted a free cute little video on my paid site
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Are you a foot fiend?
Here are a few clips in the tub rubbing oil all over my body while the water runs. Full ass and sole views with side boob
I call this: Naughty in Nature 😈🍁
Do you like my new camera?
I want to be talking to you instead of doing homework.😞 This is my last paper for a while. And I can get back to actually working. I have been working on a few things and getting my creative juices flowing.
What kind of content do you want to see? Who do you want to see me collabing with?
I cannot wait until my boobs are done.
Do you think modest sized or tig ole bitties would look best?
NURSE LANA: Always rated number one in customer satisfaction 💁🏼♀️
2023-09-19 23:58:25 +0000 UTC View PostI only meant to micro dose some shroomies… and it was a mega dose for me. So, please enjoy this video of me grinding on an octopussy tentacle after having fucked myself silly for a few hours.
I was DRIPPING 😅
I cannot believe I have not been recording my FAVORITE thing to do ever: the edge of anything 😈
I am getting off on every corner in my 5th wheel. Watch my bare bushy pussy grind on the edge of the breakfast nook. 🫣🫣
DM a specific place you want to see me grind.
P.s. it’s free on my other site
What happens when Charge Nurse Lana shows up to the trailer park being infested with Aliens?
Stay tuned to find out 😈
Which one should I break in tonight?
2023-09-11 18:01:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning!
Did you miss me?
It’s HUMPDAYYY
Did you think I would forget?
Good morning!
OCD #4 dropping today on the XXX page.
I’m spending most of the day responding to messages and then getting waxed.
Should I keep the bush or go bare?
Tips for bare.
Likes for bush.
Good morning babes!
I hope your Saturday is exactly what you need it to be.
What are your plans for this weekend?
I think it’s about time we do another fän fûuck. What do you think?
Happy Saturday babe!
Can you help me with my dress?
A new OCD is getting posted on the paid page tonight!
Happy Humpday Babes 😈
I am so hungry and I keep forgetting to eat. 😩
Buy me lunch? 🥺
I’ll send you some dessert. 🤤
Old Content Dump #2 on the other site just posted. There are some good videos in there. Daddy a a ball gag. Throat fucking. Cum shots. And a bunch more. 😘
2023-07-29 20:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The update I didn’t want to make but you all need to have.
I wish I was able to respond to all of you in a timely manner in order to get all of your content back.
Please understand: I don’t only do OnlyFans. I am a SAHM and a college student.
If you are enraged, I completely understand. I just cannot keep up with the messages about old content and requests for new ones while also making new content for you all to enjoy. This solves both of our problems:
1. You get your content back.
2. I am a little less close to cardiac arrest.
Thank you for being understanding. I so appreciate every single one of you. Making content for you is so much fun. And now that we are a little pin-uppy, there are so many new costumes on my Amazon wishlist with a lot of fun Bad Dragon toys if you want me to put on a little show just for you. 😘 as you can see from the additional two photos.
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I’m sorry I have been MIA. I’ve been busy making some new stuff for you! ❤️🫶🏼
How much did you miss me?
Wrong answers only
My Instagram got deleted again. 🥹
It would mean so much for you to follow and share the new one. It’s a rebrand, so hopefully it will not get deleted.
https://instagram.com/precocious_pinup?igshid=MmIzYWVlNDQ5Yg==
You sneaky little snake. Why didn’t you tell me you were awake?
I need to work after our hike this morning. I am so sorry. But maybe you can watch while I work?
It’s Tuesday.
Twilight, Inglourious Basterds and Pride & Prejudice are my guilty pleasures.
What are yours?
I am so horny today. I WANT TO SEE YOUR COCK!
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