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This is a fun throwback to when I was still a librarian. I w..

This is a fun throwback to when I was still a librarian. I was painted heat to toe in gold and black body paint so I looked like a cool sexy robot for a fashion show. It was me and a handful of other girls working with this artist. All the other models on the runway were modeling clothes but we were essentially cat-walking art pieces. This was also the day I decided I hate modeling in fashion shows.

2020-12-28 19:56:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Lick/suck

2020-12-28 16:19:05 +0000 UTC View Post

I'm already ready for bed and it's not even 7 pm. My left ey..

I'm already ready for bed and it's not even 7 pm. My left eyeball is being, frankly, passive aggressive. I don't know how I wronged it, but it is displeased with me. Also is there a word for jetlag but for spending time in the presence of family and people who incoherently stumble through an explanation as to why covid isn't worth worrying about? All this is to say I'll be back on my bullshit tomorrow.

2020-12-28 00:55:07 +0000 UTC View Post

I like how tousled my hair is here, like I just had sexy fun..

I like how tousled my hair is here, like I just had sexy fun with a babe

2020-12-27 22:57:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Should I go back to bed and masturbate for an hour or should..

Should I go back to bed and masturbate for an hour or should I do responsible things like tidying up?

2020-12-27 19:57:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Lying around in my skivvies, dreaming of the day I can make ..

Lying around in my skivvies, dreaming of the day I can make out with strangers again

2020-12-27 17:47:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Good morning from me and my squished up titties

2020-12-27 15:45:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Had a nice holiday with my family. It was nice. Only medium ..

Had a nice holiday with my family. It was nice. Only medium weird and uncomfortable, and I shot this damn thing like four times before I was able to not just talk to the camera like it is my personal diary. 🙃 Hope your weekend has been warm and lovely 😍

2020-12-27 03:57:16 +0000 UTC View Post

I won't take this lying down, but would you take me, lying d..

I won't take this lying down, but would you take me, lying down?

2020-12-27 00:34:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Tip me on this post if you want me to send you a handful of ..

Tip me on this post if you want me to send you a handful of my latest feet pics!

2020-12-26 22:45:39 +0000 UTC View Post

A view from below, before you absolutely rock my world with ..

A view from below, before you absolutely rock my world with your tongue 😜

2020-12-26 20:44:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Today I am taking a deep breath and appreciating the silence..

Today I am taking a deep breath and appreciating the silence and solitude of my apartment. New vlog coming tonight! If you do the whole xmas thing, I hope yours was fantastic and safe!

2020-12-26 19:26:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Xxxmas! You are all such an amazing gift to me!

2020-12-25 15:20:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy XXXmas Eve! This is the first bit of the video I shot ..

Happy XXXmas Eve! This is the first bit of the video I shot for a little XXXmas PPV. I decided to make the first several minutes of it a vlog so you get a sense of what to expect. If you are a new subscriber seeing this after I send out the video in question, message me and I'll send it your way! (That goes for any of the videos I've sent out previously!) I hope you have a great one if you celebrate and if you don't, I hope you enjoy some tasty cozy food and stay warm and cozy!

2020-12-24 19:17:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Xm-ass eve booty!

2020-12-24 15:02:39 +0000 UTC View Post

This one isn't super glamorous (I just washed my face) but I..

This one isn't super glamorous (I just washed my face) but I wanted to do another tattoo vlog. This one is about my Texas tattoo, which I got for my 21st birthday when I was leaving TC to go to grad school. Also, my next clip set is focused on electro play and my neon wand!

2020-12-24 06:13:59 +0000 UTC View Post