It's my birthday! And I made it to Washington, by hook or by crook. I'm settling in, both into the new house and into a new rhythm in life which is so chill and welcome. 💕💋 Thanks for the birthday wishes!
2024-07-23 17:33:46 +0000 UTC View PostOut of context stoner bullshit 🙃
This is just a video I am casually sending to my homie, but it felt cute so here it is for you also 🥰😘
Macheteing around with my tits out. I just ordered a new machete (not pictured), btw! I found the exact same model as the one I used to own that my ex-bf stole from me. I named her Betty, and I once made a perfect 1:1 3D model of her in Blender.
2024-07-03 21:09:52 +0000 UTC View Post**Nature titties incoming soon** just fyi. My Starlink got lost in transit and OF Authentication posed a challenge for a bit, but your girl is here again— for a bit.
Official Moving Time approaches swiftly, but I've got two more weeks to sleaze it up in Austin in the interim.
Custom requests are closing this week, since I wasn't able to process requests for a bit.
Good fucking lord I'm tired. I'll hit you back on messages tomorrow or the next day, whatever day that is. Wednesday or something.
IDK what happened, OF just decided, probably rightly, that the vlog was over.
-I'm in a fucking magazine this month!
-Podcast is a podcast, please subscribe illreputepodcast.com
-I would have expounded on some other stuff, but we'll hit that on another day.
-If you are someone who is good at video editing and you'd like to edit my last solo video, HMU!
I was thinking about you when I was on the boat in Lake Travis this weekend 😘💋💋
2024-06-12 18:39:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a fun little throwback video, discounted since the first time I posted it ;)
Halloween GFE:
It's the end of the evening on Halloween (but you know me, every day is Halloween up in the Darling household) and I'm ready to strip off my sexy Alice in Wonderland costume and play some tricks on my special juicy treats while I flirt with you and make myself cum every which way as you gaze upon me.
I undress down to my white lace-top thigh highs and towering black heels and tumble all the way down the rabbit hole into a puddle of my own contentment.
Mostly I just smile and flirt and cum really hard, a lot while I make flirty eyes at you 😍
I had so much fun sending orgasmic audio clips and getting distracted from work with you yesterday, let's do it again tonight?
Just got home from the lake and all I want to do is be cozy and jerk off for you. Tip me $10 and a prompt and I'll send back a voice note of me masturbating and responding 💋
New Vlog!
-Sending out sexy voice messages was SO FUN OMG let's do it again
-Customs are open for the next couple weeks and then I'm not sure when I'm accepting them again, so hit me up!
-Lube Shops should use lube if they're trying to fuck you around, amirite?
-Not going live tomorrow, maybe some evening this week if y'all are feeling nasty on a school night
Juicy little Good Morning GFE clip for your jerking pleasure!
How do you want to start our day, with your tongue or your fingers? Or.... 😜 Why don't you take a nice close look at my slippery little twat as I tease my clit and finger fuck myself into a quick little morning orgasm for you 💋
Happy belated National Whores Day!
Quick vlog to say Thank You! to the anonymous individual who sent me a gift card for a relaxing day at the health spa. Tomorrow's a really tough day and I thought I'd give a little context.
I am accepting LIMITED simple customs for the next week to be completed before I move. HMU!
I found this little clip from a goth video I shot a few years ago and I thought you might enjoy it. :)
Rough week, I'm working on editing that video while I'm in and out around here <3
Soooo... Morning head or do you want breakfast first?
2024-05-27 14:52:32 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a fun throwback video, do you remember this from last spring? It was almost exactly a year ago: I made about a vibrator I got for free in an Influencer kind of way. It's a vape and a vibe in one, and I realized that since vape batteries are marketed as "portable soldering irons" I could actually turn my vibrator into a soldering iron, so I did.
Then my (nearly) entire decade and a half long Instagram account was unceremoniously banned and now my new account has fewer followers than the people pretending to be me to scam y'all. Like fuckin' sand through the hourglass, man.
Well fuck me in the absolute tits, I recorded a whole hour of content to edit and then found out that it has no audio. 🙃🙃🙃 Your girl is doing GREAT over here!
But I'll reshoot it tonight or shoot something else soon when I get another touch of inspiration, I'm sure. Still, what a nutsack of a night.
New Vlog!
-I'm way less sick now, hell yeah and thank you
-I did a cool shoot today for a bitchin painting and I'm also gonna get tattooed soon!
-Since I'm still all dolled up and everything, I thought I'd shoot a bratty Domme video for your enjoyment, especially you absolute fucking perverts whose dick twitches a little bit when I call you out as being an absolute fucking pervert
-Other shit, someone send me bullet points on the shit I discuss because these videos end up being a few takes and your girl is actually still pretty spent rn
I couldn't decide which ones to post, so I'm just photo-dumping some shots I snapped at the pool right before I got sick earlier this week.
Do keep in mind that my neighbors were talking shit about me in Spanish the whole time about "what she's taking those pictures for," but they weren't exactly incorrect in their assumptions, so I'll take the well earned L.
Your girl is sick as fuck. but still horny. I offer you a little bit of cum and squirt and a lot of GFE. Tip me for ramen.
2024-05-24 01:14:46 +0000 UTC View PostSend me your favorite creators who shoot solo masturbation scenes AND tell them that I'm cool and nice and they should work with me, and I'll send you extra lotsa titties.
Also I got my nails done!
Stream started at 05/19/2024 05:02 pm
I wasn't sure if I would post this after the livestream or not, but there is a lot of fun jokes, great orgasms, feet, squirting, the whole shebang! But also, surprisingly a lot of nostalgia and reminiscing on the early days and the highlights of my august and auspicious career. If you've been a fan since before I ever touched a penis on camera, you might have fun listening to this in the background or something 😘💕
I'm going live in 40 min! Will it be a brief hangout, a long slow jerk session, a tipsy champagne brunch where both the bottle and my pussy pop off?
You decide! I'll hang out for half an hour and see what our collective mood is 😘
Just taking a break in my day to casually show you my tits. Should I go live tomorrow at like noon CST?
2024-05-18 21:45:24 +0000 UTC View Post
You wake up in bed with me and this is what greets you. My soft, warm skin sends tingles through yours wherever we touch and my lips are soft and ready. Tip me to tell DM me what you do next and I'll tell you what I'd do in response If you make my pussy wet with what you write, I'll reply with an audio clip 💋😜
2024-05-16 16:19:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Little throwback I found on my phone 💋💕
2024-05-15 20:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post
I was out in nature and I thought I'd shoot a quick sneaky titty shake to put a little smile on your face 💋
2024-05-15 18:13:02 +0000 UTC View PostNew Vlog! •Good Porning! I'm recruiting other babes for solo masturbation scenes for a porn site, can you lmk who your other favorite ladies are, other than me and my friends? •I climbed the hardest route at the climbing gym that I've ever been able to complete! •Your girl needs a manicure and a pedicure, fiercely and urgently. Turns out climbing and constantly dipping your hands into a bag of chalk really takes a toll on your cuticles, and my toesies aren't getting off too easy either ***•_If you pay for the whole thing, you get to choose whatever color you desire for both my fingers and toes!_*** •Otherwise, **if I hit the campaign target goal, I'll choose whichever option gets the most votes!**
2024-05-14 19:24:54 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you think? The cheesy grin in this photo is because immediately before I snapped it, I had the perfect pose and pout and then I fell at the last minute and this is what I got.
2024-05-13 22:29:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Here’s a few throwback photos from this one time when I got tied up by an ex-girlfriend, and a cool shoot with an awesome bondage photographer 💋🪢 Now I’m going to go get tied up in rope and a harness, but for disappointingly less glamorous and sexy purposes
2024-05-12 21:03:46 +0000 UTC View Post
POV-ish video of me finger fucking my pussy until I squirt in your face
2024-05-11 18:49:21 +0000 UTC View PostSaturday Afternoon Vlog! Stoney gamer girl mode ACTIVATE! -Sassy is doing well ❤️🩹 y'all are so fucking kind to me -I've been playing this game on Steam called Balatro, and it's seeping into my thoughts like Tetris brain. I've played it so much this week that it could be a part time job at this point. (no affiliation, just fucking obsessed) -okay, now I'm gonna masturbate and film it for you, stick around for a few and join me, won't you?
2024-05-11 18:39:14 +0000 UTC View Post
